"When someone scratches your back *woman in ecstasy*"
"The correct way to hold a man's heart *handjob*"
"I AM A
CUCUMBER. I HAVE BEEN
CHOSEN! I WILL
BE CHOPPED
FOR SALAD! THERE HAS
BEEN NO
CHOPPING ... *cucumber held between legs*"
I like to think of myself as a Renaissance Man, who champions the values of the Enlightenment and aspires to the Cardinal Virtues of Prudence, Temperance, Justice and Fortitude.
I am also a student of the Misery of the Human Condition.
"君子报仇，十年不晚"
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