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Saturday, May 31, 2008

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." - Nikita Khrushchev


An American guy was enjoying his first night in Rome drinking cappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.

"Hello," he said. "Do you speak English?"

"Only a little." she answered.

"How much?" he asked.

"Fifty dollars." she replied.

And the following was first told to me by Hum Sup Guy:

Man: Would you sleep with me for £1,000,000?

Woman: Yes.

Man: Would you sleep with me for £100?

Woman: How dare you! What sort of woman do think I am?

Man: We've decided what sort of woman you are, now we're just haggling about the price.
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