Meme - "GARFIELD! I MADE YOUR FAVORITE - LASAGNA!"
"JON. JON I WAS BORN IN 1978. NO CAT HAS EVER LIVED MORE THAN 40 YEARS. JON, I'M GONE. LONG GONE. YOU KNOW THIS."
"SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S HAVING ANOTHER TERRRIBLE MONDAY"
*skeletal Garfield in blanket*
Fake Luxury Shoe Store Prank proves Luxury is just Perception - Payless - YouTube - "Payless, a low-cost shoe retailer, opened a fake luxury shoe store called "Palessi" and filled it with the brand's inexpensive footwear. Consumers paid up to $600 for shoes that retail for $20-$40. Does this experiment prove that designer brands are just perceived as being luxurious rather than actually being luxurious?"
Meme - "It's Kyle THICCENHOUSE. Would you or wouldn't you?"
"Dude it's 4am"
"uwu. will you dwop me acwoss state wines to hewp me "defend mysewf?" *stares seductively at the growing "rifle" in your pants* "You wanna "fire a load" sempai?""
Meme - "He gently slid her panties to one side... So the rest of her socks would fit in the drawer."
Meme - "When your grammar and spelling is so bad over such a long period of time it becomes part of your "culture". *black*"
Meme - Asian Eats: Johnny Nguyen: "A FRIEND SPENT 30 MINS LOOKING THROUGH THE TRASH FOR THIS PACKET TO PROVE TO HIS WIFE THAT THE CORNER WASN'T FROM A CONDOM WRAPPER *chicken flavor*"
‘Shut Up, Please’: Michelle Yeoh Ignores Exit Music In Iconic Acceptance Speech - "About halfway through her acceptance speech for Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy for her performance in “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” exit music began to play. “Shut up, please,” she snapped, with a laugh. “I can beat you up, OK?”"
Of course, if a white person had done this...
Meme - "VIXENS GENTLEMENS CLUB
RARE POKEMON IN VIP ROOM
ASSCLAPATUS"
The duck said not today - YouTube
Meme - "When the priest calls you in for a "confession" but you molest him first"
"The future is now, old man."
Do monkeys use sex toys? Evidence of stone tool‐assisted masturbation in free‐ranging long‐tailed macaques - "Recent reports on tool use in nonforaging contexts have led researchers to reconsider the proximate drivers of instrumental object manipulation. In this study, we explore the physiological and behavioral correlates of two stone-directed and seemingly playful actions, the repetitive tapping and rubbing of stones onto the genital and inguinal area, respectively, that may have been co-opted into self-directed tool-assisted masturbation in long-tailed macaques (i.e., “Sex Toy” hypothesis). We predicted that genital and inguinal stone-tapping and rubbing would be more closely temporally associated with physiological responses (e.g., estrus in females, penile erection in males) and behavior patterns (e.g., sexual mounts and other mating interactions) that are sexually motivated than other stone-directed play. We also predicted that the stones selected to perform genital and inguinal stone-tapping and rubbing actions would be less variable in number, size, and texture than the stones typically used during other stone-directed playful actions. Overall, our data partly supported the “Sex Toy” hypothesis indicating that stone-directed tapping and rubbing onto the genital and inguinal area are sexually motivated behaviors. Our research suggests that instrumental behaviors of questionably adaptive value may be maintained over evolutionary time through pleasurable/self-rewarding mechanisms, such as those underlying playful and sexual activities."
These Bali monkeys have found a way to use stones as sex toys, scientists discover - "Even females were observed doing the same type of pebble-rubbing (although not as frequently as the males). And despite the lack of visible arousal signs (aka erections), it was discerned that the motives were also sexual. Funnily enough, the female macaques were noted as preferring pebbles with rougher or sharper/more angular shapes, and we can only guess the reasons... Different species of monkeys have, in the past, been sighted using things such as bottles and even fruits to satisfy themselves solo."
Love, Awkward and LGBTQIA+: I'm coming out, I want the world to know - FML - "Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML"
Meme - "Quand le fromage sur le Big Mac ne fond pas *grosse femme*"
Meme - "If God is omnipotent, why does he allow evil?"
"Evil exists because we have free will"
"Is there evil in heaven?"
"Of course there's no evil in heaven"
"Is there free will in heaven?"
"Yes. No. Wait. Well..."
Meme - "Lorsque tu ne dure pas mais qu'elle comprend *Le Roi Lion quand Nala blottit Simba*"
Meme - *Outer and Inner head*
Garfield Sofield Sailor Field Pikafield Hofiëld
Garnic Sonic Sailor Nic Pikanic Honic
Garmoon Somoon Sailor Moon Pikamoon Homoon
Garkachu Sokachu Sailor Chu Pikachu Hochu
Garmer Somer Sailor Mer Pikamer Homer"
Meme - "Sorry but we can't accept cash because our employees can't do math
Sincerely,"
Meme - "Mom, gotta talk to u about somethin"
"Oh lord, what's up"
"I think you should pay my bills because i didn't ask to be here"
"Don't take this the wrong way , your father and I love you but we didn‘t choose you. You know how many sperm cells were released ? You fought to win. You chose us. So maybe you should pay ours instead ..."
"Thats fckd up yo"
John Poulos' First Date Tweet Fact-Checked By the Internet - "Twitter users were stunned by a Community Note recently added to a seven-month-old tweet about a man’s first date. The tweet in question was a response to someone asking, “What was your craziest first date?” “Invited a Colombian woman on vacation without meeting her first – now we’re getting married,” the man replied in December. Under the seemingly benign tweet, however, is a new footnote that left many Twitter users stunned. “The user who posted this tweet is now charged with murdering the woman in question,” reads the note."
Of course, she adds in Andrew Tate character assasination
‘Invasion of privacy’: Women say they found a hidden camera in bathroom of B.C. Airbnb - "A group of women is warning others to check their rental homes after they said they found a hidden camera in the bathroom of their Airbnb. Vancouver resident Jamie Gladman booked a place on the Sunshine Coast in March for her 30th birthday and she needed a place that could accommodate a large group... Kennedy Calwell, who made a TikTok video of the incident, said they discovered a hidden camera in the bathroom, facing the shower. “One of our friends, Becca, she had just watched a video, I think, the day before, kind of talking about hidden cameras and how small they are and how they can be found anywhere, like in a showerhead, in an outlet,” Calwell said... One of their friends took a shower in one of the bathrooms and when she got out, Gladman said she could see a racial slur in the condensation on the mirror... Gladman and Calwell also had some advice — trust your gut. “We did get a weird vibe from the Airbnb,” Calwell said. “We did have a bad gut feeling about it. So I guess listen to your gut.”"
No hidden cameras found in B.C. Airbnb rental after viral TikTok, RCMP confirm - "Authorities have confirmed a series of "hidden cameras" guests thought they had discovered in an Airbnb rental on B.C.'s Sunshine Coast were actually just electrical outlets."
Meme - "It's okay to be native *black text on red background*
It's okay to be Asian. *black text on yellow background*
It's okay to be Latino. *black text on brown background*
*black background*
It's okay to be white. *black text on white background*"
Meme - "CONFESSION TIME/ FETISH
So I've been going to the gym for around 8 years now and I have achieved a physique that tends to attract a lot of women. Thing is, I strictly date women who weighs more or less 250 pounds. Fatties in general. I try to make the relationship last around 2 months before she feels comfortable enough to start working out with me. Don't get me wrong, I genuinely spend time with them, buy them nice things, make them feel loved- but my sole intention is to get them to come to the gym with me. This could go on for months, up until the point where she actually loses weight and starts to attract other guys. I have helped some women lose so much weight that they ended up cheating on me, with their now boosted confidence. Which is really what I'm hoping would happen 100% of the time. My goal is for them to get attractive and leave me, so that I can move on to the next fattie and make her lose weight. Am I out here doing God's work or am I going to Hell? Genuinely curious."
Meme - "Did THE MONSTER HAVE ANY Good Loot?"
"STUPID RANDOM ENCOUNTERS, LET'S FINISH THE QUEST"
"Naw, Just a Potion OF CURE DISEASE."
"MOMMY, WHEN IS DADDY COMING HOME? TIMMY IS GETTING WORSE"
Meme - "Tu peux mettre ta bite au fond de ma gorge stp ?"
"Bonjour. Je suis sa femme, on tente de recoller les morceaux. Aurélie cessez de vouloir briser une famille. Oubliez le, il ne me quittera pas enceinte. Faites vous une raison."
"Bonne grossesse. Du coup, il peut ou pas ?"
'Only old people listen to Jay Chou': Gen Z comments on Mandopop star stirs discussion - ""Darn it… I was playing Jay Chou's songs in my shop. My coworker born in 2003 told me, 'Only old people listen to Jay.' "So I asked her what kind of music she listens to, and she said she has been listening to NewJeans and BTS. Has Jay expired?" They ended the post with a crying emoji... One user said: "Is he as popular as Fong Fei-fei?" "Thankfully I only listen to Teresa Teng," another commented. The late Teresa is dubbed the Eternal Queen of Asian Pop and was active from 1966 to 1995. The late Fei-fei, aka Queen of Hats, was active from 1971 to 2010."
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied Divorce Becomes Meme - "After news earlier this summer about Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied working on their marriage after his alleged infidelity, the couple has separated. They join a growing roster of high-profile celeb divorces and separations this summer. “The dude cheated on Natalie Portman, which just goes to show that being French is a condition you can hold off for while but never cure,” said one viral tweet."
Meme - "I'm only interested in concensus." "The individual scientist does not matter." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"I'd like to retract my thesis, all of my peers agree the world is in fact flat" - GALILEO GALILEI
Albert Who? Even Einstein had major critics - "Today, Albert Einstein‘s theories of general and special relativity constitute the bedrock of physics. The speed of light in a vacuum is constant, and gravity is the curvature of spacetime caused by massive objects. We accept these fundamental tenets because they have stood up to more than a century of experiment. But when Einstein proffered these notions in 1905 and 1915, the reception wasn’t nearly as warm as you might expect. After all, Isaac Newton’s law of universal gravitation had stood firm for more than 200 years, and the upstart Einstein sought to supersede it! Moreover, many physicists and astronomers were still beholden to the idea of luminiferous aether, an invisible and infinite material that they thought allowed light to propagate through space. Dislodging these scientific mainstays would not be easy."
Meme - "Scientific explanation why men like motorbikes *female reproductive system*"
Meme - "When you convert *Two Muslim men embracing*
When you leave *Man being executed by sword*
Veterinary Training Guide Hilariously Warns 'Don't Fight a Cat' - "Twitter users were highly amused by a viral post on Sunday with a snippet of veterinary tech advice when treating cats, which ultimately recommends "not fighting" the animal... "The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do," the advice reads. "It has 'no code of ethics' or considerations for its own future." Above all, it emphasized: "In a fair fight it will win." In cases dealing with highly aggressive cats, the text encourages three things: "Don't fight a cat. Use your brain. Use drugs.""
Protesters hoped to 'overwhelm' RCMP wildfire blockade in B.C. Shuswap region: police - "Videos posted to social media show about 20 protesters at a blockade of police cars in an evacuation zone near the lakeside community of Sorrento. The protesters tell officers they do not believe politicians have the right to prevent them from using the road, and that it is illegal for the RCMP to block it. The group, which organized itself on Facebook, had hoped to rally enough support to push through the blockade to enter the evacuation zone, saying they planned to support those who have chosen to remain inside to protect their property."
When people burn to death, this will be the police's fault
Meme - Robin: "JUMPING GEE WILLIKERS BATMAN! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!"
Batman: "DON'T WoRRY ROBIN! THAT'S ONE LINE I'LL NEVER CROSS!"
"DUE To YOUR INJURIES, YOU WILL REQUIRE LIFE LONG MEDICAL CARE. IT'S A GOOD THING You HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE"
"AS YOU CAN SEE MR. WAYNE, OUR HOSPITALS AND HEALTH INSURANCE ARE MAKING RECORD PROFITS"
Chou Samuel - "Reads headline "Person from ABC country moves to XYZ country for work, quality of life improves" Open article. Always the same. Top 1% or even 0.1% of salarymen. Never 99% or the median of employees, never entrepreneurs starting out. Well... To the top 0.1% of skilled professionals, the world is your work-life balance oyster. For everyone else, the way to overcome this is to become almost scholarly on the small and large economics, and what can and cannot be done/ feasible in the home country."
Meme - "Forget birthstones. Whats your birth siege engine?
JANUARY Siege tower
FEBRUARY Battering ram
MARCH Mangonel
APRIL Ballista
MAY Sambuca
JUNE Catapult
JULY Artillery cannon
AUGUST Siege hook
SEPTEMBER Greek fire
OCTOBER Trebuchet
NOVEMBER Springald
DECEMBER Onager"
Meme - "Cell: 8897603002 8106765920
ChaiGPT (Genuinely Pure Tea)
Enhanced with Al (Adrak & ilaichi)"
Meme = "If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would 'come clean', telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending."
"are you satan"
Meme - "Heddlu Gogledd Cymru
North Wales Police
CUSTOMER NOTICE
Please be prepared to show proof of age
WE DO NOT SELL EGGS OR FLOUR TO ANYONE WHO IS UNDER THE AGE OF 18
Cracking down on anti-social behaviour
making North Wales the safest place in the UK"
Meme - "How would you execute an Argentinasaurus for counter-revolutionary activity?
A *Guillotine at base of neck*
B *Guillotine just below head*"
Needless battle caused by uncommon language - "His men were outnumbered eight to one, stranded on every side by human waves of Chinese Communist infantry attackers at the height of the Korean war. But when the British brigadier reported the position to his American superior in the United Nations joint command, he did so with classic and -as it turned out - lethal British understatement. "Things are a bit sticky, sir," Brig Tom Brodie of the Gloucestershire Regiment told General Robert H Soule, intending to convey that they were in extreme difficulty. But Gen Soule understood this to mean "We're having a bit of rough and tumble but we're holding the line". Oh good, the general decided, no need to reinforce or withdraw them, not yet anyway. The upshot was one of the most famous, heroic and - according to a BBC2 documentary on April 20 - unnecessary last stands in military history: the ordeal of 600 men of the "Glorious Gloucesters" at the Imjin river almost exactly 50 years ago. With no extra support promised, the colonel in charge of the Gloucesters fell back to a hill overlooking the river, where they made their stand. For four days, mostly without sleep, they held off 30,000 Chinese troops trying to surge across the river, killing 10,000 of them with Bren gun fire. When they tried to withdraw, they were too late. More than 500 of them were captured and spent years in Chinese camps. Fifty-nine were killed or missing. Only 39 escaped. Two soldiers were awarded Victoria crosses for bravery... a US officer - unlike Brig Brodie - would have known how to make Gen Soule understand, by using the phrase "Sir, there is all hell breaking loose here". Sir Anthony said: "The two nations spoke military [language] in a slightly different way. It's certainly a good example of the old saying about Britain and the US as two nations divided by a common language.""
Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom - "Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy. A local police investigator reportedly said that 25-year-old Salman Mirza decided to use the epoxy instead of a condom and it may have complicated his health condition."
What It Means When Couples Constantly Post About Each Other On Social Media - "Our online posting habits are directly tied to what social scientists call “relationship visibility” ― the extent to which we make our relationships part of our public personas. Having very high “relationship visibility” and over-posting about a partner may be a mask for relationship insecurity, according to a study recently published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin."
Vinay Prasad MD MPH on X - "Melflufen is another good e.g. of FDA failing to do its job This drug never needed to be approved, and had to be withdrawn nearly immediately. Only the company profited FDA is essentially captured by industry at this point We wrote this @Timothee_MD"
Why doesn't this Science Denier Trust the Science?
Meme - Eowyn: 'The men are saying we will not live out the night'
Aragorn: *He's right. He's fucked But I can't just tell him that*
Aragorn: 'This is a good sword' *It's shit*
Aragorn: 'There is always hope'
Meme - "Oc (south koreans add 1 year to their current age)
You're dating a sexy asian girl, 18yo
She's south korean"
Changes in American Adults’ Sexual Behavior and Attitudes, 1972–2012 - "In the nationally representative General Social Survey, U.S. Adults (N = 33,380) in 2000–2012 (vs. the 1970s and 1980s) had more sexual partners, were more likely to have had sex with a casual date or pickup or an acquaintance, and were more accepting of most non-marital sex (premarital sex, teen sex, and same-sex sexual activity, but not extramarital sex). The percentage who believed premarital sex among adults was “not wrong at all” was 29 % in the early 1970s, 42 % in the 1980s and 1990s, 49 % in the 2000s, and 58 % between 2010 and 2012. Mixed effects (hierarchical linear modeling) analyses separating time period, generation/birth cohort, and age showed that the trend toward greater sexual permissiveness was primarily due to generation. Acceptance of non-marital sex rose steadily between the G.I. generation (born 1901–1924) and Boomers (born 1946–1964), dipped slightly among early Generation X’ers (born 1965–1981), and then rose so that Millennials (also known as Gen Y or Generation Me, born 1982–1999) were the most accepting of non-marital sex. Number of sexual partners increased steadily between the G.I.s and 1960s-born GenX’ers and then dipped among Millennials to return to Boomer levels. The largest changes appeared among White men, with few changes among Black Americans. The results were discussed in the context of growing cultural individualism and rejection of traditional social rules in the U.S."
Some people got upset when I suggested that a higher body count was why asking about body count was more frequent nowadays
Meme - "The younger generation will never know relaxing meditation like this."
"Defragmenting Drive C
Defragmenting file system... 18% Complete"
