So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious. 😂. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: “Mom, I think I’m a cat!
Mom: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No mom some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Mom: 🤔 “OK!! “
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
MOM: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
MOM: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my husband : “Is that cat neutered”??
My husband: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “ 😳
Mom: “Your step dad and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Mom: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Mom, I think I’m a boy!”
Mom: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
End of story!
