Jon: Guess what? Liz is coming over on Valentine's Day! She's renting a chick flick on the way over...
Jon: I'll make hot cocoa, and we'll watch it here on the couch...
Jon: And share a tub of ice cream and a box of tissues together. *beams*
Garfield: *waves*
Jon: What are you doing?
Garfield: Waving bye-bye to your manhood.
Of course, though, if you laugh at this, you must be a misogynist.
