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Thursday, September 17, 2026

Hitting on the Pizza Delivery Driver / Big Dick Pics


Veronica thinking: "ALRIGHT, I CAN DO THIS! THE PIZZA GUY IS HERE AND I'M HALF-NAKED! I KNOW I CAN BE SEDUCTIVE TOO... JUST LIKE MONA! REMEMBER... JUST BE COOL AND CONFIDENT, VERONICA!"
Door: *-KNOCK!- -KNOCK!*
Veronica thinking: "COOL AND CONFIDENT!"
Veronica: "AHN~... IS THAT MY... "MEAT LOVERS" PIZZA? ♥ I HOPE IT COMES WITH SOME EXTRA THICK... JUICY... MMMMM-"
Veronica whispering: "OH MY!"
Veronica seeing Female Pizza Delivery Driver: "MMMMMMMMMA'AM! HELLO, MA'AM! LET ME... UH... GET MY CARD!"
Veronica eating pizza and thinking: "WHATEVER... PROBABLY FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY... THAT KIND OF STUFF ONLY HAPPENS IN PORN..."
Pizza Delivery Driver thinking: "HOLY COW, SHE WAS HOT! SHOULD I HAVE ASKED IF... ...NAH. THAT KIND OF STUFF ONLY HAPPENS IN PORN!"


"When you find out too late why his dick pics looked so big *man stroking woman's cheek at wedding with super small hand*"

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