"Reasons why your bus never shows up on
time" *female bus driver exposing underwear in sexy shots*
Veronica from Archie comics in bikini: "WHY CANT I
FIND SOMEONE TO
LOVE ME FOR
MY ..."
Zombie Jughead: "BRAINS!"
Veronica: "Exactly!
"Sally's Big Ass Burgers *logo: woman with big burger for bass* *naked woman showing her ass beside the sign*"