Sarah, Absolute Baddie: I'm Sarah and I'm a ten.
Tyler, Average Guy: I'm Tyler and I'm a five.
Both: And we're dating .
Sarah: It's not easy being a 10. I was constantly being played by other tens, which, happened a lot. *nervous laugh
Tyler: Being a 5 has its challenges too. Everyone assumes I'm her friend or her brother but-
Sarah: *silently agrees
Tyler: We're actually dating
Random Bystander, Very Confused: I was just minding my own business and then I saw this aggressively hot girl with this aggressively average man. I thought to myself they must be brother and sister. But then they started to make out and I was like. ugh *Extremely turned on. Maybe they're from Alabama. But no, they were just, dating. And honestly? It made me feel pretty optimistic. If this schlubby guy can get a girl like that, maybe I can. Which would be great, because, honestly, I'm pretty lonely and super horny.
Sarah: My last boyfriend was tall, handsome, great body, amazing jawline, sexy, great hair. He was a model. Glowing skin, six pack abs, perfectly symmetrical face. But then he cheated on me. And I wanted to make sure that never happened to me ever again. So... I, went for something a little more-
Tyler: *Dead on inside
Sarah: Secure
