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Saturday, December 31, 2022

Links - 31st December 2022 (1 - Women)

Meme - "I'm Not Sure if I Want to Be a Step Dad or a Son in Law"

Meme - "Millions of porn sites but he asked for your nudes. Be grateful"

Meme - "Using different chargers destroys the charging port and it becomes loose."
"this isn't about chargers"
"If a 20 inch 8 pound virus can come out that port I don't think you need to worry about chargers."
"But the same one don't? That logic is flawed."

Loose Vagina: What Causes This, How to Tighten Up, and More - "It is not possible to have a loose vagina because vaginas are elastic and meant to stretch. Your vagina can become slightly looser with age or childbirth, but won’t necessarily be “loose.”  When it comes to the vagina, there are a lot of myths and misconceptions. Some people, for example, believe that vaginas can lose their elasticity and become loose forever. That’s not actually true, though... Your vagina may become slightly looser as you age or have children, but overall, the muscles expand and retract just like an accordion or a rubber band... Only two things can affect your vagina’s elasticity: age and childbirth. Frequent sex — or lack thereof — won’t cause your vagina to lose its stretch.  Over time, childbirth and age could potentially cause a slight, natural loosening of your vagina. Women who’ve had more than one vaginal birth are more likely to have weakened vaginal muscles. However, aging can cause your vagina to stretch slightly, regardless of whether you’ve had children. You may begin to see a change in your vagina’s elasticity starting in your 40s. That’s because your estrogen levels will begin to drop as you enter the perimenopausal stage."

What Happens to Your Vagina When You Stop Having Sex? - "“The vagina is an elastic tube,” says Salena Zanotti, MD, an OB/GYN at Avon Pointe Family Health Center in Avon, Ohio. If it hasn’t been used in some time, then it may get a little tighter... Unlike their premenopausal counterparts, Dr. Zanotti says postmenopausal women have a higher chance of experiencing a more permanent loss of vaginal elasticity after a prolonged period without sex. That’s because their bodies produce less estrogen, which can lead to a loss of elasticity and lubrication in the vagina.“It’s really hard to get [the vagina] to stretch out again after menopause,” Dr. Zanotti says. In the case of postmenopausal women who are looking to maintain a certain level of vaginal elasticity, the phrase “use it or lose it” may apply. The good news is that there are plenty of personal lubricants you can use, in addition to gentle stimulation, that can help combat vaginal dryness... Because most women experience a slight tightening of the vagina after a prolonged period of abstinence, Dr. Zanotti says that “The first few times you have intercourse after an absence, it’s going to be a little bit uncomfortable.”...   Even though your sex drive is unlikely to change while you’re abstaining from sex, you may notice an uptick in your libido if you become sexually active again.  “Having a new partner is exciting enough that it stimulates your libido,” Dr. Zanotti says. “A lot of couples who have been together for a long time can get into a rut. When you have been abstinent for a little while and you have the excitement of a new partner, that can [increase libido again].”"
The "myth" is a myth, apparently

Meme - "ONLYFANS ASSISTANT
Looking for someone who knows how OnlyFans and Unfiltrd works but are not running a page of their own.
- JOB DESCRIPTION:
* Explicit/Adult Content Creator looking for a posting assistant who take content from Dropbox, Google Photos gallery and/or Drive to schedule 5 posts per day per page plus mass DMs on 3 pages with captions that would be something I'd say You will also be Chatting with males on OnlyFans and Unfiltrd. You will also be sending guys 18+ videos of myself, which will get them to buy my content. Must also manage my social media (instagram & Twitter) for advertising and to create 'eye- catching visuals and captions'
- JOB REQUIREMENTS:
- Must have experience Chatting with 18+ Males
- Experience in adult sales is NEEDED
- Must have experience Using Social Media Apps
- Must be FLUENT in in English
- Must have a reliable computer or laptop and Android or Iphone
- WORKING HOURS SALARY:
Work any days or time you want as long as the week's posts get scheduled on time and have reached each weeks minimum sales goal.
20% of all the net revenue and sales you generate.
Pay is weekly with bonuses for helping hit goals
- EXTRA INFORMATION:
You will be 100% safe as the videos and photos you will be sending are gonna be of myself who You will be pretending to be. Your identity is 100% safe!
Bonus: Earn extra if you are willing to edit and upload both Tiktoks & Youtube Videos (not required)"

The Sugar Babies of Stanford University - "Why are elite co-eds turning to TikTok and Snapchat to connect with lonely men who pay for their attention?... When one thinks of sugar daddies and sugar babies, the image of a wealthy older man and a young guileless girl comes to mind. Maybe we think of a man with salt-and-pepper hair and a gold Rolex. Maybe he has an ex-wife with a yacht somewhere, or grandkids who summer with him in the Hamptons. And maybe the girl in this scenario comes from more humble circumstances. She is a college student with, perhaps, a nice family who can’t afford her tuition (or phone bill or car payments or whatever). Maybe she’s an aspiring actress whose sugar daddy funds her LA lifestyle when waitressing doesn’t cut it. You get the picture. It’s a scene from Pretty Woman and the woman is somehow innocent, if not quite the hooker with the heart of gold. But while this image still sometimes maps to reality, the norm is changing.  We never think of girls at elite universities with high-paying career prospects “sugar-babying” for a taxi driver or night-shift factory worker from a flyover state. Yet at Stanford, this was exactly the case. It also reflects a broader change in the sexual dynamics of American culture. Sites like OnlyFans, popular among the “pay to see me naked” subset of gig workers, have entered the mainstream in recent years as millions of young women and men turn to it for supplemental income, or to chase full careers. Over 170 million others subscribe as “customers.” Celebrities like Bella Thorne and YouTube’s Corinna Kopf, the most well-known and highly-paid OnlyFans creators, overshadow the reality for the vast majority for whom getting nude for strangers nets an average of only about $151 a month and 21 subscribers. But focusing on OnlyFans alone ignores the vaster, far more commonplace, and socially acceptable enterprise of TikTok thirst traps... both OnlyFans and TikTok thirst traps have something in common: a personal touch that draws in viewers — and money... Though neither Cassie nor Lainey set out to be sugar babies (their word for what they did), they had the foresight to set strict boundaries. Their sugar-babying consisted of sexting, sexual voice recordings, and some suggestive but clothed Snapchats. They say there were no nudes, no phone calls, no meetups. They didn’t publicize where they attended school, but people found out anyway and sent the above-mentioned gifts... They did not actually need the money they were making from sugar-babying. Their parents paid their tuition and healthcare. Cassie paid for her own phone bill, and both Cassie and Lainey, like most twenty-one-year-olds, funded their own social lives. But prior to her social media fame Cassie afforded these expenses by tutoring a few hours a week. As school and social life demanded more of her time, she cut down her tutoring hours, and as her sugar-babying brought in more money she cut tutoring down more.  Lainey put it simply: “Less work, more money. Passive income stream.”... When I spoke to other students at Stanford about the sugar baby phenomenon, a few raised eyebrows at potential “safety concerns.” This is, of course, the only objection to sex work you are allowed to have as a good progressive feminist on a college campus... While the girls come out more or less unscathed, what about the men?... David worked the night shift at a car manufacturing plant, and he was always broke. He could only pay the girls on Fridays when he got his paycheck. Despite this, he consistently spent quite a bit of money for Lainey to send feet pics (only the bottom of the feet!), and — crucially — to tell him he was a loser, his dick was small, and “send me money.” The mismatch between his income and his spending worried the girls enough that they considered intervening, but ultimately decided there was not much they could do to help. There were many others along the same lines, and their situations, including their relationships with the girls, told the same rather sad story. The men were searching for a personal, intimate relationship with a woman. The best they could do, however, was this strange online transaction. Porn or even OnlyFans would probably be easier than finding random pretty girls on social media to sext, if the sexual aspect were the only thing that mattered. But it’s clearly not. It’s the personalization that makes Cassie and Lainey worth the money. In this way, the men in this story seem to use them as a self-medication for the dire situation many working class American men find themselves in today. While college-educated and upper-class Americans still enjoy relatively stable marriages, poor and, increasingly, working class Americans “face rising rates of family instability, single parenthood, and life-long singleness.”... Women marry up, not down, so bachelorhood and divorce is prevalent for these men. Such circumstances lead men to a life of unemployment, dysfunction, and loneliness. More and more, this leads to other mental health and substance abuse issues. But they’re still men. This makes them invisible.   Women, meanwhile, have had a century of success... Cassie and Lainey’s experience is a microcosm of the broader cultural changes in America over the past few decades. American men, especially working class men, have been left behind with little hope for the “American dream” of a good family and stable job, income, and community. Rather, they self-medicate with drugs, alcohol, porn, and the pseudo-personal relationships offered by girls like Cassie and Lainey. Although the girls seem to be doing well while the men suffer, the girls describe the constant objectification with some queasiness. But both sides, the girls and the men paying them, benefit from the objectification of the other, at least on the surface — the girls, by profiting from the man’s isolation and dire circumstances, and the men, by sexualizing the girls. One perhaps is not worse than the other, but neither is worth celebrating."

Whistle away, boys! Amanda Holden says she LIKES receiving compliments from builders - "The Britain’s Got Talent judge, 51, said she enjoys being ‘tooted at’ and receiving comments about her appearance – and doesn’t care if it is sexist... Miss Holden previously complained about wolf-whistling theatregoers when she played Princess Fiona in Shrek the Musical in the West End.  ‘There’s wolf-whistling through the show,’ she told The Sun in 2011. ‘I literally think, “I’m coming down those steps and I’m going to take you out”. People think they’re hilarious.’"
Disrupting a show is obviously different

Meme - "Careful out there folks, it's bee season. The wife stayed overnight at her friends house and got stung multiple times. She's resting in bed now, the wee pet *hickeys/lovebites*"

Meme - babytino @ababytino: "Sex with men is rarely enjoyable."
Based Oracle @BasedTomas: "Gay dudes seem to be having a blast so maybe its not a men problem"

Breast firmness is of greater importance for women's attractiveness than breast size - "Both men and women preferred breasts of average or slightly above-average size and high or extreme firmness. Glandular ptosis was as important for attractiveness as breast size, but true ptosis was of much greater importance. Men preferred slightly bigger breasts than women."

Meme - Catherine @jardinsecret888: "*pops hip* noooo stop looking at me"

Meme - "Average ukrainian woman in her early 20's: *attractive*
Average american woman in her early 20's: *unattractive*"

Meme - "Russian roulette on Tinder
Jaimie, 24
8 km away
*3 pretty, slim women & 1 fat woman*"

Love, Kids, Pranks and Parents: Protective - FML - "Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML"

Meme - "A BITTER WOMAN SAYS, "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME". A wise woman decides to stop choosing the same kind of men."

Meme - Scrawny guy: "You think girls will like me for my personality?"
Hunky guy: "Of course bro, just be yourself! Always works for me"

Meme - "Vicky 40
Accountant
14 miles away
About Me
Looking for someone to make babies with. Running out of time and I cant afford it on my own. I want to be bare foot and pregnant while cooking your dinner in lingerie. Old fashioned values. Not looking for a hook up. Would love to be in better shape. Need help finding a good place to start."

Meme - "Girls: Ugh, she's wearing the same dress as me
Boys: These guys don't know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes. The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiipes""

Meme - "I want a man who-"
"Keep in mind that you're thirty with two kids, no degree and on welfare... go on"

Meme - "My hair extentions look so real. #NewProfilePic"
"God has given you everything except my number."
"And i'm grateful to God for that."
"GOD knows I deserve better."

Meme - "I'm so horny now"
"Tomorrow can't get here soon enough"
"Right?!
I hope you like garlic
I hope you love garlic"
"I do love garlic
What're you making? :D"
"Um, well, I've been eating a lot of it and I can smell it when I sweat and when I urinate, so, I think my vagina is going to taste like garlic."

Katie Quackenbush: Outrage as Nashville singer avoids jail time for shooting homeless man - "An aspiring singer has stunningly avoided jail time after shooting an unarmed man experiencing homelessness twice during an argument about where her Porsche was parked in Nashville.  Katie Quackenbush, 32, who’s also known on stage as Katie Layne, was given 11 months and 29 days of probation on Thursday by a judge who also decided she would be able to serve her time in her home state of Texas... The 32-year-old mother of four made a tearful statement at her sentencing, where she both offered an apology to Gerald Melton, the man she shot in 2017, and explained how she was already facing punishment doled out by her community.  “Millions of people were making fun of me online,” she said at the hearing. “I was convicted by the community before trial,” she added, highlighting how she’s had difficulty securing jobs, applying for colleges and has even been on the receiving end of death threats from strangers.”... For Mr Melton, that day left far more than an emotional scar as he had to undergo at least three surgeries to repair his injuries... Neither she nor the passenger with her reported the shooting to police, instead choosing to drive to Taco Bell. Police only responded to the shooting when Mr Melton placed a call himself... the 32-year-old expressed her deep regret for the incident and her lawyer argued that she’s shown initiative to rebuild herself in the years since the shooting, citing her enrolment in college, her aspirations to become a lawyer one day and creating a stable home for her four young children."

Meme - "A 26 year old woman posted her tinder statistics on Reddit. 37 sexual partners in half a year. I'm at a loss for words.
26 yrs old
gender: female
on Tinder for 188 days
Your Tinder Insights
You swiped 15094 times
582 right swipes
301 matches
171 chats
54 dates
0 relationships
37 casual sex
17 no spark
0 marriages"

Attractive women get better grades — unless school’s online: study | The Star - "Pretty privilege is real, according to a new study on university students — or at least it was, until COVID-19 levelled the playing field.  A recent paper published in peer-reviewed journal Economics Letters found men and women in certain university courses got better grades the more physically attractive they were — but when learning shifted online during the pandemic, the report found women lost their edge while men retained it. Study author Adrian Mehic, a fifth-year PhD student at Sweden’s Lund University, said his paper was the first to analyze the impact of virtual learning on the “beauty premium,” or the advantage gained from being physically attractive.  That said, there have been plenty of other research into the boons of attractiveness. For example, pretty people are often more confident, satisfied with their lives and reportedly less likely to engage in criminal activities... As expected, Mehic found attractiveness positively correlated with better grades in nonquantitative courses like business or the humanities, which rely more on student-teacher interaction. The effect was not present in quantitative courses like math and physics... “These findings suggest that the return to facial beauty is likely to be primarily due to discrimination for females, and the result of a productive trait for males”... he believed attractiveness in men could lead to boosts in confidence and perseverance, resulting in greater productivity overall. On the other hand, the beauty premium for women may stem from discrimination on the part of the instructors... “the effect was clearly stronger in courses that are taught by men … But there is some evidence that the female teachers discriminated against or gave the attractive females better grades as well”... when classes went online, women perceived as less attractive overall saw a slight boost in grades"
Damn male privilege!

Meme - "microwave oven 1300w"
"Is this still availatole?"
"Yes"
"Hi. I saw the post abaut the free microwave and want it. I'm a single mom and need it for my kids."
"Ok, well it's still available so just let me know whan you want to pick it up and I'll have it ready."
"I can't pick it up because of my kids, can you deliver it to me?"
"No, sorry.."
"Well if I come get it will you give me something else to make it worth my time? Another kitchen alliance like a mixer, but just if it's made by kitchen aid and not cheap or broke or damaged"
"No, but I'll take half off the asking price for the microwave."
"HUH? YOU SAID ITS FREE AND HALD OFF NOTHING IS STILL NOTHING!"
"That was sorta my point. If you want it, come get it. Otherwise, don't. It's all the same to me."
"NO YOURE DISHONEST AND TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME & MY KIDS"

Meme - "Katelyn, 20. 28 hours left to message
she/her
About me: just looking to find someone brave enough to hold a conversation or someone who even has the balls to message first. since that's too scary for a lot of people on here lol"
Too bad she doesn't know how Bumble works

Meme - "My boyfriend hasn't posted on Instagram since a pic of a cheeseburger since 2016 and he said if I want to make it on the grid I have to make him feel the way that cheeseburger did"

Meme - "-you haven't said a word since I took my jacket off, are you alright?""

Meme - "Wendy 43
Artist
Gerrit Rietveld Academie
Lives in Rotterdam
14 miles away
About me: Just looking for a man here that is between 1.80 and 1.87 tall, has a great physique, has nice straight white teeth, good hair, is vegan, has bachelor and masters degree. !s kind, humble, easy going, assertive, chivalrous, romantic, down to earth, straight forward, can tell great stories, is outgoing and also loves solitude. Has an entrepreneurial mindset, is decisive, empathic and cool-headed. Is a single heterosexual and loves intimacy and great sex. Does not have any allergies nor kids."

Meme - "My kids and I are a package deal"
"Well I don't want the combo, just the sandwich"

Meme - "Leah, 21
University of Guelph
4057 miles away
I'm dying so you don't have to worry about a long term commitment"

Meme - Rihanna's Uterus @ChiChi_knows: "Men are really bad at reading signs and hints."
Sam. @_JackN4Tweetz_: "You a grown ass woman with a mouth though."

Meme - "Ever wonder why girls don't go to the bathroom alone? Well
*acrobatic move with 2 girls to hover piss*
CAN A GIRL PLEASE DENY OR CONFIRM THIS"

Audi-driving beautician clocked speeding TWENTY TIMES in two months - she has SIXTY SIX points, but has been allowed to keep her licence - "Mum-to-be Georgia Elisabeth Carney, 30, was stung by speed cameras multiple times on the M62 between junctions 11 and 12, where the speed limit had changed from 70mph to 50mph.  In the space of two months last summer, she was caught travelling in excess of the 50mph limit 20 times - twice at 80mph.   At Manchester Magistrates' Court, Carney - who puts on beauty courses at salons - said a driving ban would cause her exceptional hardship because she wouldn't be able to carry all her gear on public transport.  Carney, from Widnes in Cheshire, also claimed her mum would suffer if she was banned from the road as she is the named guarantor on her rented flat - and the named contact in relation to her leased Audi... The court heard the bulk of the summonses arrived at the same time"

Meme - aubreymarcus: "Every year @fitforservice is in Sedona, @stefanossifandos and @christinehassler guide us through a process where the men bow at the feet of the women present. We bow for the thousands of years of disrespect and oppression of the feminine. We bow for our own unconscious participation in a system which has advantaged men. We bow for our own lapses and failures to acknowledge the divine feminine, within and without. After a few minutes with our heads at their feet, the women start to weep. And then the tears flood into our own eyes, as we realize how"

Men's Humor on Twitter - "Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. #Truth"

Meme - "Women talking about everyday problems, they face: *Jennifer Walters being upset over minor shit*
Men talking about everyday problems, they face: *Luis joking about his real problems*"

Danielle on Twitter - "WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY BALLS OF FAT ON MY CHEST IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

Meme - Isabella Maria DeLuca @I...: "No, I don't have OnlyFans. I'm someone's future wife."
Mara Lynn (Columbus, OH)..: "Lol a misogynistic woman? interesting. Hopefully he appreciates your "purity""
Isabella Maria DeLuca @lsabellaMDeLuca: "Sorry. We can't all be hoes, Mara."
If you don't want to objectify yourself, you're a misogynist. How empowering.

Meme - ZutawskiFactsDaily @GumbyFa...: "isn't this just conversation"
eilidh @beauvoirbaddie: "told a guy i was talking to on hinge that i'm into philosophy and want to do graduate studies and he was like oh you should read sapiens by yuval noah harari"
Holly McKenna @HollyLMckenna: "I would like one day where a woman can express something she enjoys and a man doesn't go 'OH HAVE YOU THIS' like some kind of primal display of mating superiority"
"Guys well intentioned men recommended me some Reddit tier book so I'm the victim"
"Dude totally, I hate it when a prospective parter shares or relates to my interests, so domineering"

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman | Babylon Bee

Meme - "You think the hate can get to me. I watch my boyfriend rail other girls while I'm pregnant with his baby"

Meme - Alex Kaschuta: "This is the new Call of Duty, no more country flags, only orifice preference flags. This one is simply called: "Progress""

League of Legends Team Siren Disbands: Valuable Lessons Learned - "Team Siren, the infamous all-female League of Legends team with aspirations of making it to the top of the professional gaming world, was recently confirmed to have disbanded after having only lived together for less than a month. The team was comprised of five of some of the top-ranked (Platinum & Diamond level) Solo Queue women on the North American server: A Little Jenny (Mid), Christina (AD Carry), ilysuiteheart (Jungle), Solvanas (Support), and Yoonie (Top). These ladies had all played together for 5 months prior to moving into their gaming house, and were by no means unfamiliar with the League of Legends scene. With a desire to "empower women" in the world of eSports, the team was strongly determined and committed to winning. So, what exactly went wrong?... Team Siren was essentially trying to prove that an all-female League of Legends team could compete on the same level, as "equals," as any all-male team in the professional gaming world... The team's leader, A Little Jenny, created a negative environment for the team with her poor attitude. Considering League of Legends is a game that requires great communication and teamwork, a negative attitude (especially from your leader) can bring down the entire team.  But, that's not to say the entire team was any better. Team Siren's leader was certainly not the only one who displayed unprofessional behavior as witnessed in a team match between Team Siren and Team OmgRankedFives, featuring Challengers HotshotGG and WildTurtle. Team Siren literally trash-talked the opposing team during the entire match with what could technically be considered harassment (and still lost). For a team that aimed to become professional, the lack of maturity and unprofessional behavior within the in-game chat alone shows that this team lacked more than just skill to make it to the top... The main issue was NOT just creating an all-female team, it was the emphasis of gender alone as the main factor in driving the fame of this team forward and the attitude along with this physical factor. In being female (and disregarding actual talent), Team Siren felt entitled in taking on the professional world of gaming without actually having to work their way up from the bottom like every other professional team... Serious female players should take the game seriously, and by that, I mean that streams should be professional at all times! It's hard to take a female gamer's stream seriously when the webcam's primary focus is on your revealing chest and not your face (or even your gameplay for that matter). As much as you may want to attract guys with your sex appeal, you will not be taken seriously as a professional gamer if you don't fix this little mistake first. No boobs, no ditzy behavior, and no bitchy attitude. You need to be intelligent and informative about the game because that's a lot more enjoyable to watch. You are only going to be a target of harassment in your stream's chatbox if you aren't acting professional on purpose."
So much for that

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