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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Links - 27th December 2022 (1 - Women)

Flight attendant films sex scenes with passenger on OnlyFans - "Mia Ventura grew up in a deeply religious family in Israel and joined the country’s air force as a fitness trainer shortly after leaving school.  She now works as a model, racking up over 500,000 followers on Instagram, as well as sharing racy content with subscribers on her OnlyFans account.  And, speaking on the InsideOnlyFans podcast, Mia spilt the beans on how she had transitioned into adult work when her job as an air hostess led to her meeting a handsome passenger... “I was in touch with this guy that I met in LA because the sex was amazing… he bothered me because he got addicted. We had some threesomes, we had fun"... “We’re definitely good friends, even today, having lots of fun filming lots of stuff for OnlyFans.”"

OnlyFans chef claims fans ask her to cook in lingerie - "Candida Batista, from Brazil, is a mum, Playboy model and private chef who says her OnlyFans subscribers have doubled since she appeared on Hell's Kitchen and food fetishists found her page... The Brazilian model uses “seasonal and local produce” with “at least one traditional Brazilian ingredient” to make creative dishes... Previously, Candida likened cooking to "eight hour orgasms" and claimed to get the same pleasure from both activities."

‘My mum paid for my boob job so I could make money on OnlyFans' Now I rake in £40,000 a month - "A woman who once lived off food banks has revealed that she now makes $50,000 per month on OnlyFans – thanks to a boob job that her mum paid for. Sofia Sunshine, 32, a model from British Columbia, Canada, previously made headlines after revealing how her “poor” lifestyle was transformed thanks to her successful career as a model...   In 2017, she joined OnlyFans but after developing pancreatitis the model lost a lot of weight – and the shape of her breasts – while her earnings and confidence plummeted. That's when her mum stepped in and paid for a breast enhancement, so Sofia could keep doing what she loves.  “I’ve always loved having big boobs, as I loved the attention and [they] helped me feel sexual,” Sofia said. When I got sick and lost weight, it was like a huge part of my personality went missing.  “Most guys watch my content because they love my big boobs, so making content without them felt almost embarrassing. I ate through most of my savings during this time and I felt depressed, as I didn’t feel like myself without my boobs."   “After eight months, my mum stepped in and suggested she pay for my boob job.” Before falling sick with pancreatitis, Sofia boasted 32D breasts, which decreased to 32B over the course of her illness.  Now, $10,300 (£8,352) later, she has 36E breasts and says that she "finally feels like herself" again. Sofia said: “I cried tears of joy when I got my implants. “Simply put, my mum chose to pay for my boob job because she loves me and wanted to see me happy again. She supports my industry and is proud of what I do for a living... While the mother-daughter-duo draw the line at being in each other’s presence during filming, Samantha isn’t bothered about working with her daughter on the adult content...   In a bid to help others, she also donates some of her earnings to those in need. Sofia added: “I donate a lot of money, it’s important to me."

Model tells GMB men have to take an IQ test if they want a date with her - "A model has left viewers stunned after she went on Good Morning Britain today to debate a controversial statement: should you give dates an IQ test? Candice Kloss, who hit the headlines last year after revealing men find her intelligence "intimidating", has shared the extreme lengths she is willing to go to in order to find 'Mr Right'.  She gives prospective partners a written IQ test to take on their first date. The OnlyFans model, who has 106,000 followers on Instagram (@candicekloss) doesn't want to "waste her time" with "idiots"... the model expects them to stay up-to-date on current affairs and be able to entertain her with their knowledge of maths, finance and science. She said: "Some people don’t care to keep up with current events which can be a turn-off." "It’s attractive if someone picks up on things quickly, as well as emotional intelligence and a quick wit. Behavioural economics is my favourite topic, but it’s a lot of fun to hear anyone talk about something they’re experienced and enthusiastic about... The college dropout, who ditched higher education in 2011 in favour of OnlyFans, is nearly considered a "genius" by Mensa standards. According to the IQ scale, a score of 120-140 is classed as "very superior intelligence" – whereas anything over 140 is considered a 'genius'.  Candice falls just short of the latter, at 136 and is in the top 2% of the population for intelligence. So, what IQ number is high enough to date the clever woman?  She said: "They need to be above average on the scale. You don’t have to be a math whiz but you should be able to hold a conversation and be exceptionally smart in at least one subject""

TikTok model, 18, is 'kicked out' of store after she started to do a striptease in aisle - "An OnlyFans model has claimed that she was “kicked out” of a shop after she started to strip in an aisle - but caught the eye of a rather pleased looking employee.  Natalie Reynolds, 18, is an X-rated star who ‘promises’ her subscribers a ‘good time’."

Meme - "At Least My Mama Ain't Got A OnlyFans Account"
"What's crazy is this is going to be a lot of kids reality."

OnlyFans stars board bus in lingerie as annoyed driver says they'll 'get her in trouble' - "A pair of OnlyFans stars were seen frantically boarding a bus together in matching lingerie - despite the driver claiming their antics would get her in trouble.  Playboy model Francia James teamed up with Instagram model Mikayla Saravia for a social media stunt which saw them donning matching black bodysuits, stockings and heels as they climbed aboard the bus.  The pair declared they were "going to be late for work" as they made their way to their seats in a panic, and put on their face masks. The female bus driver told them that she "can't let them on like that" and yelled after them when they defied her...   The news comes just months after Francia James pulled off a similar stunt, where she boarded a bus wearing a blue bra and thong."

Law graduate took up adult film career to support her Catholic family - "UK-based actress Scarlett Jones admits to UNILAD becoming an adult film star to support her Catholic parents and gain financial freedom has had its sacrifices and complications... At Christmas parties, Scarlett reflects how she ends up 'kind of just sat there' as everyone talks about their jobs... Scarlett ultimately resolves she's 'never really had any bad experiences in porn itself' - it's people's reactions which have been the 'worst thing' she's experienced so far during her career.  However, Scarlett's 'got used to it' and it's a price she is ultimately willing to pay for financial security, to not only support herself and her family, but to have freedom."

Mia Khalifa mocks Leonardo Di Caprio as 'manchild', speculates girls dump him when their 'brains form at 25'
How sexist and ageist

Woman, 49, disappointed she was matchmade with 59-year-old 'uncle' in S$3,000 dating package - "The 49-year old, who declined to be identified, told Mothership she had signed up for a S$2,939 premium package for three dates, and claimed she was told that she could specify the type of appearance she wanted.  She then gave the dating agency some photos for reference, and laid out some requests in terms of what she was looking for... LHWB reported her saying that she thinks that she is a catch, with a decent monthly income, and an attractive appearance.  However, she told us: "This unpleasant episode has deterred me from looking for another life partner totally."   The Chinese daily reported that she requested a refund after this first meeting, but her request was rejected.  A spokesperson from Lunch Actually clarified with LHWB that with their package, customers are not guaranteed matches who look a particular way... They are currently in contact with her and offered to add another date to her membership package. They said they will continue to reach out to her and seek to resolve this matter.  "As of the most recent update, she has refused to speak with us""

Cops called to Ottawa Catholic high school as students walk out to protest dress code - "Several hundred students protested in front of Béatrice-Desloges high school in Orléans Friday to express their outrage over a “dress code blitz” that featured girls being pulled out of their classes to have the length of their shorts checked. The protesting students went back to class around 1 p.m. after superintendent of education Jason Dupuis arrived and spoke to them. Dupuis said Le Conseil des écoles catholiques du Centre-Est will investigate their concerns and is reviewing dress codes... Teenagers at the walkout chanted for administrators to respect them and held signs — in French — asking if their clothes were more important than their education and saying young women should not be sexualized. Several students said school administrators at Béatrice-Desloges went into classrooms Thursday looking for violations of the dress code, including a rule that shorts or skirts must extend to “mid-thigh.”... The principal demonstrated a “trick” to determine if your shorts are too short, said Labbée. The principal asked Labbée to raise her leg to a 90 degree angle, then put a clipboard on her knee  and touched her thigh where the clipboard ended, saying that was the proper length"
Good luck going to school in a non-Western country/one with uniforms, or when they go to work

I got sent home from work for my ‘distracting’ outfit - I have no idea what the issue is - "The TikToker who posts with the handle @NotMarieDee shared that she had been asked to leave work due to her choice of outfit. She was wearing a v-neck lilac top with long sleeves and a pair of black trousers... the v-neck was low enough to show some of her cleavage - this was particularly visible when she bent over to adjust the camera...   One person said: "That is BS you look great and professional." Another said: "Having [boobs] isn't illegal so being sent home for having them should result in you owning the company.""

Meme - "I know this bubbly very pretty young viet Spa girl...  Recently, she went back to Vietnam already...  I asked her, her experience working in Singapore...  She replied, Singapore man are very easy to bluff...  I tell her to elaborate...  She said, her style is, she will message her clients every week, tell them she miss them... act as if she really misses them... when actually she misses their money only... 😅  So I asked her, does her method work?  She replied, works pretty well, as most men will readily return for more trips and so she has a steady stream of income... and customers every day...  Interestingly, some guys actually really believe her words and thought she likes them and misses them for real.  So I commented, like that bluffing their feelings, like not very good lo...  She says, she has no choice as her stay here is short due to work permit duration and she don't know when she may be caught or the spa raided... so she has to make as much money as possible while she is here.  Another way is, she will claim she is very poor and no customers everyday, by pretending to be pitiful, many customers will return as well to support her...  Then I probed further, so how much she earns?  She says because she is lazy so only about 700k sing dollars in 2 years... Her more hardworking peers bring back near to 1 million sing...  (Background info, I have never visited any spa before, she is a friend of my friend and we met when I met my friend outside)"

jasminericegirl 🍚 on Twitter - "asked this guy to come over and hang out bc i miss him and want to have sex and he said no because of "traffic" ????? men used to go to war"
Consent is only for women

Staring on public transport: 'His eyes were glued on me' - "A poster campaign has drawn attention to the issue of "intrusive staring" on public transport, warning travellers it can constitute sexual harassment... Staring is not illegal - but intrusive staring of a sexual nature that causes harassment, alarm or distress can be classed as a Public Order Offence... Dr Fiona Vera-Gray from London Metropolitan University's Child and Woman Abuse Studies Unit, says intrusive staring has come up in her work as a subtle form of "public sexual harassment"."
What happens if "minorities" are disproportionately responsible?

Meme - "When he opens my laptop and he sees himself as a sim married to my sim with 4 kids and a housemaid"

Meme - Ray Hagins: "This is not mannequin sitting next to me on this flight. She is asleep and snoring."

Meme - "Woman-owned construction company breaks barriers"
"They got one star on their reviews"
"Pink Hard Hatz Construction is a woman-owned and operated construction company serving Chicago"
The old reviews (dating from before the news article) are bad

Meme - "TradWife in fiction
I'll allow you to play videogames and watch anime while i clean home and cook.
Thanks, we love you TradMom! Praise Jesus!
TradWife in reality
Don't think that just because i'm not a Boomer I will make the same mistake that soccermoms did. In fact, you're not even allowed to watch soccer! If you like sport, go outside and play with a ball! I'm not allowing any videogame in this house, as they are made by slave work of the CCP, are a violation of 1 Corinthians and turn your child into violent terrorists. All Cartoons are banned, including anime, as don't want my children to become a bunch of degenerate that repeats "Desu" while he lusts after a cartoon girl made by heathens. And remember to put a filter on the PC, as don't want my kids to go to any website that can damage their innocent minds until they are at least 20! Be thankful that my parents thaught me how to be a traditional wife, otherwise you would be married with an eThot with dyed hair and no children!"
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Your OG 🐩 on Twitter - "having all ur kids by the same man seem silly. his resources only gnna go so far and be spread so thin. give ur kid their own dad."

Meme - G @GaryBesdo: "My gf hates the cold"
Marissa: "Can you preheat the apartment? I'm on my way home"
"What are you banana bread?"
"Be very careful with what you say next."

Swinger sends severely disabled men free nudes to ‘brighten up their days' - "A swinger has revealed that she sends disabled men racy photos of herself to help them have a better day.  Vista Wife - coined Britain’s most famous swinger - made the statement on Twitter after launching her own kinky website.  The 29-year-old was reacting to a tweet that read: “As a sex worker I have seen men whose wives passed away, or have severe brain damage. Men who have crippling anxiety, or physical disabilities. Men who have deep feelings of shame for their kinks.  "Any anyone who thinks it is wrong to provide them joy can go f*** themselves.”... of more than 3,000 people who were surveyed, most said their favourite kink in the bedroom was dirty talk.  This was followed by role play and ropes and bondage."

Meme - "When you accidentally send thots and prayers instead of thoughts and prayers *sexy nuns*"

Rob Henderson on Twitter - "A man who is 5 feet 6 inches tall needs to earn an additional $175,000 per year to be as desirable as a man who is about 6 feet tall A 6'2" man can earn $30,000 less than a 6' man and will be viewed as equally desirable"

Meme - Nelly Jones: "Annnddd you're blocked sir"
"Where do we go from here"
"Where would you like to go"
"We should set up a Dutch date"
"Lmfao. And what is a Dutch date?"
"Welp being that its our first outing and we don't know if we interested in each other it's way to make sure intentions is pure. I pay for my food you pay yours I'll leave the tip 2cnd date on me"

Meme - AskAubry: "Hi Walmart, I don't think mushrooms will work."
"Unavailable $4.67
Tampax Pearl Tampons, with LeakGuard Braid, Super Plus Absorbency, Unscented, 18 Ct"
"Substitution  $4.67
Whole White Mushrooms, 16 oz
Don't Substitute Approve"

Meme - "Asked My Wife to Pick Up Oil for My Car and Now She Knows What the Tampon Aisle Is Like"

Mariè on Twitter - "Was trying to flirt with my coworker so I said "I'm on birth control now btw" but he replied asking if that's why I'm retaining so much water lately"

Meme - "Onlyfans is proof that women are ok with being objectified as long as they getting paid for it"

Two men went to pick up their daughter from school but realized they're picking up the same girl - "You might think the school would be able to verify the correct parent due to all of the various forms and safety procedures in place, but according to Sheena, both men were listed as emergency contacts for the girl, and their IDs had both been checked. Even after that, the group was no closer to the truth.  The principal of the school then reportedly told Sheena to call the child's mother, who is said to have started 'screaming and crying' when she heard about what was going on... Sheena claimed one of the men hit the woman, who had allegedly been telling both men that they were the father of the girl."

'My boyfriend has a sex doll dungeon he keeps locked – I snuck in and was horrified' - "His dolls were propped up around the room in various stages of undress. I played with their hair and stroked them. All were blonde (I’m red-headed) and boasted fabulous, shapely figures (I’m a bit flat-chested)...   The fact that none of his “girls” look anything like me is weird and vaguely insulting. Also, imagining him in that room, pleasuring himself with those piles of plastic, is mind-blowing."

Meme - "Having tiny tits is the equivalent of having a tiny dick" - Feminists making short sick jokes *upset*

Meme - Leonie @MissLeoniiiiie: "ANNONCE IMPORTANTE. Je viens d'inventer une boisson revolutionnaire. Comme vous le savez je suis femme fontaine et j'ai decide grace a ma sodastream de gazefier ma mouille pour en faire des soda qui seront bientot en vente mes loulou d'amour"

Woman slammed for making boyfriend FaceTime her for 12-hour work shift - "A woman has been called “insane” on social media for reportedly forcing her boyfriend to FaceTime her for the duration of his 12-hour shift at an Amazon warehouse. Her reason? She apparently doesn’t “trust” other women.   Over a TikTok video, Nela — who allegedly hails from Fresno, California — wrote, “My boyfriend needs to facetime me his whole 12 hours shift. NOT BECAUSE I don’t trust him but because I don’t trust females,” even adding in the caption: “Might quit my job and go work with him.”   Her boyfriend, identified as Jose Macias by the Daily Mail, is seen packaging products in a warehouse as Nela is doing dishes on the other end of the FaceTime call."

Meme - "Onlyfans is proof that women are ok with being objectified as long as they getting paid for it"

Plus-size TikToker shamed in tight green pants - "Butt out! TikTok influencer Stella Williams is sticking up for herself against haters who say her belly looks like a butt when she wears tight pants."

Meme - "A ceux qui reconnaissent cet angle dans ma chambre: ça fais quoi de me voir habillée ?"
"To those who recognise this angle in my room: how does it feel to see me clothed?"

Meme - Atl Hair: "My baby placenta. the herbs smell sooo good. Can't wait to eat it with spaghetti IG @thehausofwigs_"

Meme - "why do men think guessing ur ethnicity is a good form of flirting"
"Would you rather we guess your weight?"

Cher, 76, confirms she's in relationship with 36-year-old - "The 76-year-old music icon and top tweeter confirmed she’s dating music producer Alexander Edwards, 36... One Twitter user questioned Edwards’ intentions with the Best Actress Oscar winner. “I'm not sure how I feel about this,” the fan said. “I've been a fan for so long that I'm immediately suspicious of his intentions towards you. “WE know you are fabulous and I'm sure your inner circle will continue to have your back. Want you to be happy, but not taken advantage of!!!”"
Age gap relationships are only creepy, predatory and exploitative when the man is older

Why dog parents should have the same rights as mothers - "I am a dog mum, and I want the same flexibility and understanding as mothers of human children.  Do you need to pick your kids up from daycare? Same, my son goes to doggie daycare. It is also very unaffordable, $65 a day and it costs extra if I’m late! So, I must go... I do love my dog more than I imagined was possible.  I want to give him the most fabulous life, and I sincerely wish workplaces across Australia would start pushing forward initiatives to encourage fur parents to take the time they need."

Meme - Halberstam @parkavedegen: "Lower class: wife doesn't work
Middle class: wife works
Upper middle class: wife doesn't work
Upper class: wife runs a small business that loses $10k/month"

Paulina Porizkova: the supermodel who dared to look her age | Times2 | The Times - "Everyone knows that walking into a party beside a supermodel is a terrible idea, but Paulina Porizkova is inviting me to do just that. She has a point to prove. “You have to come with me,” she insists. “Nobody believes me unless they see it. My girlfriends thought I was joking at first. Now they’ve all witnessed it.”... “I am now completely invisible,” Porizkova explains. “I walk into a party, I try to flirt with guys and they will just walk away from me mid-sentence to pursue someone 20 years younger. I’m very single, I’m dressed up, I’ve made an effort – nothing.” Some women say it kicks in at 40; others when they finally “let” themselves go grey... The female invisibility cloak falls heaviest on those most used to being looked at as well as – or instead of – listened to, and the time before it smothers you speeds up with every child you have... Porizkova has been through plenty to get here. In 2018, she announced she had separated from Ric Ocasek. Then, after his death in 2019, it was revealed he had cut her entirely out of his will despite the couple having been on amicable terms until the end. “That was a real kick in the ass”
An older man bitching about how he has no luck with women would be mocked as a creep and a loser, of course
Apparently men have obligations to ex-partners

M'sian woman apologises for lying, creating fake boyfriend to manipulate 'best friend' for 2 years - "A Malaysian woman had apparently concocted elaborate lies, complete with believable fictional characters, to mess with her close friend's life for two years... it all began in December 2018, when Rachel and KY, met at an event.  They got along well and found out that they share the same birthday.  Thinking it was fate, they continued chatting via WeChat and soon became close friends.  In their conversations, Rachel would share her "tragic" childhood, explaining that her father was an abuser and her mother was insane.  These were all, as KY would later discover, not true. But back then, KY believed what she was told, thus boosting Rachel's confidence.  Rachel then took things to another level.  She began creating fictional characters — a godmother, godfather and a godbrother, Daniel... Intending to get even closer to KY, Rachel decided to matchmake her with "Daniel".  In reality, of course, Daniel did not exist. It was all Rachel's own doing.  In order to create the fictious "godbrother", Rachel stole photos from an attractive man's Instagram page and used them to set up Daniel's WeChat and Instagram accounts... As Daniel was "living in Singapore "at that time, the couple got into a long distance relationship.  This meant that all forms of communication were done virtually, allowing Rachel to continue with her act without any difficulty.  Rachel had even used a voice-changing application to sing classical Chinese love songs to KY.  KY would sometimes give Daniel presents through Rachel. But Rachel either threw the gifts away or gave them to others. Once, to celebrate Daniel's "birthday", KY decided to buy him 29 different gifts...   Seeing that KY happy in her "relationship", Rachel then decided to bring the mood down.  She fabricated a narrative where Daniel was diagnosed with leukemia. She found photos of medical reports, bedside shots, and more online -- all taken from other people -- to supplement her fabricated story. One time, Rachel fabricated an incident in which Daniel attempted suicide and was rushed to a hospital in Kuala Lumpur.  Pretending to be her "godmother", Rachel went to an actual private hospital in person to take photos and videos and sent them to KY.  Rachel also sent KY her real-time location through Daniel's WeChat account.  On KY's birthday, Rachel masqueraded as Daniel and invited her out. She then cancelled on KY at the last minute."

Meme - "Dating woman who can't control her mouth when she's angry is the same as dating a man who cannot control his hands while angry. We have different weapons when it comes to abuse."

Meme - @maiabemtbc: "There are women who do play into the white supremacist idea that Asian men are less masculine than other men, and that's a problem"
@maiabemtbc: *hugging white guy*

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