"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink." - George Orwell, "Politics and the English Language"

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Adult Entertainers, Adult Entertainment Meetups, events, clubs and groups near Singapore

Sample comments:

"hi Hi I am very fair. height 175cm, weight 65kg, average built. I am interested to explore and experiment fun things. what are your interests. do let me know. I luv to give and receive massage also bath and scrub."

"Hi. I am ***. I am a professional sensual massage therapist with 5 years of experience in the art of sensual body massage for females. My massage packages are designed to soothe, relax, and provide pleasure like never before."

"Hey there,Aussie guy for you.Would love to MEATup with you 'meetup'ladies.Arriving in Singapore in May, why not make my stay enjoyable so I can say 'I had my meatup in singapore'? text/sms me on +***,no questions asked if your married."
Pledge: "Aussie guy guarantees to satisfy,or your nighty back!"

"hey guys....lets meet up n get naked... i luv getting naked wth other guys in nature surroundings"

"i am excited to be at a local tantric meet and explore the spiritual energy"

"hello everybody make me company"

"life so short , work is boring , why not having some fun , one night lover looking ."

"I'm a certified massage therapist. I wanna learn how 2 provide a fully satisfying massage to a woman. Any lady game to teach me? You'll get a standard spa rub:- Next... you tell and I follow. I just wanna learn fr what you like."

"so that i can find a potential sex partner or a group who engage in such activity"

"like to acquire more information and new contacts. I use and represent a leading brand, Herbalife. Herbalife is the healthy to weight management. Watch Beckham and team wear the Herbalife Jersey." (I thought he'd be peddling a Cialis or Levitra substitute)

"Just want to look for economic massage service in Singapore"

"I'd like to meet married women who are looking for special friends."

"I want these local Meetups because to meet more friends with same needs"

"I want these local Meetups because live is short so must enjoy yourself when you are young"

"I want these local Meetups because its a great outlet for character" (???)

"I want these local Meetups because it gives a sense for more control over ur hidden emotions."

"I want these local Meetups because ice and ice can create fire!" (???)

"I want these local Meetups because i wish to have more sex and experience hitting a big n beautiful gal until she cums"

"I want these local Meetups because i wan sex.." (This must be one of the most honest comments here. Certainly the shortest and most to the point.)

"I want these local Meetups because I believe in the inner search for nourishment for the soul"

"I want these local Meetups because I am interesting"

"I want local Married Women Meetups because i find local singaporean ladies very good & warm in bed"

"I LOVE TO PLAY WITH OLD LADIES SO JUST CALL ME AT ***"

"Hi, my name is ***, I would to meet more christian friends and to gathering for some fellowshipe over coffee or drinks. I have been a Chrisitan since 1976 and worshipping at Yishun Methodist Mission Church. I can contacted on my mobile at ***," (I think this guy got the wrong group)


I'm tempted to sign up with the comment: "I want to see who some of these people are."