"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street." - Virginia Woolf

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Someone: SMUeffect
swedes are better
might be reserved

but when they asked questions
it's good question

SMU lohz
u give points for discussion in tutorial

Me: I meant those in our batch SMU not as bad

Someone: i don't know our batch SMU much
but one of the top girls in SMU
asked me
is [a certain nordic country] in england

and she sccored above 4 out of 4
so i questioned SMU testing
haha

Me: aiyah
book smart /= really smart
I'm sure got NUS CAP 5-ers like that haha


Female Someone on Facebook: but nah, i didn't want to [state I was interested in women] just in case girls try to pick me up... i've never turned down a girl before, but that's because they've never asked


Someone on my support for the GST hike: The next time I see "Gabriel" and "immoral" on the same page, I won't rule out sarcasm.


Girl on Frigid Girl: how frigid is frigid? A guy friend actually told me sexual penetration itself wasn't a big deal, and that the oral stuff was better. If your frigid friend does oral stuff, then it no longer counts as her being frigid, does it? I'm sure she and bf are gonna indulge in such stuff if they get married, especially since oral sex has just been legalized. If she gives him BJs, no penetrative intercourse should be fine; a guy friend tells me penetration is too brutal and animalistic. Many guys prefer BJs anyway. I doubt anyone's all that frigid these days


Me on an expressed longing for a lesbian relationship: burnt [by guys] too many times ah

Someone else: nah no number of times is too many

when ppl say its too many they don't usually mean it
unless they become monk

even so
perhaps its just to attract attention


Someone on an NUS escort: yah, i did it. i had sex 4 rounds yesterday with 2 different guys. aditya went through my wallet and saw gideon's namecard for socialescorts and i've a suspicion that he's suspecting that i'm doing escorting services. right... well, if i'm being kept by a guy, i'll get around 5k per month, then my expenses will be paid for by gideon so i'll be saving like 60k per year and that's more than enough that's more than enough to settle my school fees. per assignment is about 500 or 600 bucks so if i do it 4 times per month i'll get 2k extra. so begins my career as a kept woman. hmmm.. it's not that bad, after all i'm already giving sex services to aditya for free. as for marc, that 1.5k...

Me: damn
I need the student discount

Someone: mee too
maybe u just need to show your matriculation card

Someone else: and pensioners discount maybe


Someone: in philly here, all the craze's about asian masasge parlours in chinatown
as in for the guys into this kinda thang

Me: and the asians are all damn ugly

Someone: yeah, no kiddin man.. pple from Wharton and everything go there
well, to them angmohs, they all look the same i guess