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Thursday, May 31, 2007

USP-Stanford Multiculturalism Forum
Day 3 (8/5) - (East) Palo Alto



Waffling through breakfast

I was surprised. There was almost no graffiti on the Caltrains. Even European trains had more.

We were supposed to do "'field research' at various ethnic neighbourhoods", so a group of us went to East Palo Alto, a predominantly minority neighbourhood with a reputation of being bad. We went there in a group and in the day though, so it was alright.

Unfortunately, we got conned by a bus driver who told us to take the 297. After waiting for 45 minutes, we went to check the bus schedules - only to find that the 297 only ran at night. Grr.


Lots and lots of pinatas in a grocery store, none of which are the traditional ones.


I'm not getting *my* hair cut here.


I wonder why they have to proclaim this. Hurr hurr.

Apparently the Latina at a Shell station we visited (to ask for directions, IIRC) thought I was a girl, after which I was advised to tie up my hair so black guys wouldn't assault us because they were jealous of my hair.


Guan zheng identified this as an example of gentrification, with this being nicer than the houses around, and surrounded by gates which demarcated a cultural zone.

We went to the East Palo Alto Charter School, which Darren had identified the night before as a place to visit.


East Palo Alto Charter School

Despite our not making a prior appointment and just waltzing in (and thus being unable to photograph the kids) we were warmly welcomed and given a tour by the principal, making it so much easier to do research than in a Singaporean school, where we would be treated with suspicion.

Despite the neighborhood, it was a great school due to its autonomy, but unfortunately the other schools in the area aren't as good, probably partly because of the power of school boards and teachers' unions.


Courtyard


Classroom; much more colourful than a Singaporean one


Library


Garden

A major reason for health problems is that fast food is the cheapest food available; healthy food is too expensive for poor people, since fast food is the only way to feed a family for $20.


Picture with the principal. This was but one of the two days I was in shorts throughout the trip.


Normal, poor houses in the neighborhood along Runnymede Street. But due to high house prices even these cost about US$500,000


'Welcome to Palo Alto' - over the freeway bridge, a very different neighborhood lurks.
Given that Mexican gang wars rage so close by (if you look Mexican, you shouldn't wear Blue or Red or you may get shot since these are gang colours), it is interesting that here, just a stone's throw away, there is so little crime (comparatively). As one of the Stanford students was observing, with regard to drug crime, drug dealers usually don't kill other people for no reason. It's either for survival or to make money. Similarly, I'm guessing the Mexicans don't drive down to Palo Alto in their technicals and shoot people.


One of the many houses owned by rich people


Walking down University Avenue
It was a very long walk, and when we reached this Thai place that one woman we'd talked to had recommended, we found that it had closed at 3 (just after we'd started walking)


Downtown Palo Alto


Apple shows itself to be very colourful. Hurr hurr.


I was very pissed off with this place selling Gyros, since it didn't have pork Gyros. In fact, none of the Gyros places I saw in California sold pork Gyros - I think they were all run by Turks. This must be revenge for their loss of Greece.
When I took a picture of the logo the waitress gave me a weird look so I said it was to remember the place by. What I didn't say was whether it was a good or bad memory.


Toilet sign seen in the Gyros place toilet - multiculturalism indeed!

We then walked around Downtown Palo Alto. Outside one shop, I saw a whiteboard promising a free gift to anyone who could tell them what famous American landmark was constantly moving backwards. Since I knew the answer, I went on in and while waiting for them to get my prize (a handphone screen cleaner that can be hung from the phone - somewhat more useful than Winnie the Pooh, Hello Kitty, dice, stuffed toys, my name, crystals/jewels, tiny photo frames et al.), I realised that I'd walked into a handphone shop selling Samsung handphones. Only the word "Samsung" wasn't visible anywhere except on the phones - it was branded as "Helio" (as is my handphone screen cleaner).


Samsung Drift UI


Cheesecake Factory: 36 types of cheesecake! Ironically the non-cheescake items on their menu far outnumber the cheesecake items.

"Windy's Chinese Restaurant" is an unfortunate name. Maybe they don't use ginger in their cooking. And it doesn't help that they had a neon sign for Tsingtao beer, the logo of which (presumably a gourd) looked like a piece of shit.

We had dinner with some Singaporean students at Stanford, and then Guan Zheng and I went to watch part of The Fall of the Roman Empire with Sicheng, for his class 'Ancient Empires'; unfortunately we don't get many such funky classes in NUS. I wonder if this is because we're: 1) A Public University, 2) A Singaporean University or 3) NUS; probably all 3. Unfortunately I didn't find it very good, and presumbably many others didn't either as a quarter were on laptops (then again, maybe the fact that going to screenings counted for credit had something to do with that).

I suggested to the others that we buy Stanford shirts and wear them to Berkeley and got called lame. Vinod alone agreed to do this a few days later (I was supposed to do so too but didn't buy any Stanford apparel in the end because I thought it pretentious), but while we were there he chickened out (aww). I also had a Part 2 of this planned lined up - wearing Berkeley shirts to Stanford, and executed this part with a few uncoordinating accomplices.


Seen in an STA Travel window in Palo Alto was an advertisement for an "Ultimate World Traveler Internship". According to one online source:

"STA Travel is hiring one lucky student for a 12-week summer internship and Ultimate World Traveler trek across the globe.

The Ultimate World Traveler intern will visit 18 countries, and be responsible for blogging, capturing video footage, taking photos, and interviewing guides and fellow travelers along the way.

Highlights of the trek include:

* Eight European countries in 14 days, with Contiki Tours
* London to Rome in 14 days, including the Swiss Alps, Barcelona, and the French Riviera, with Topdeck Tours
* Australia for 14 days, with Connections Adventures
* Thailand for 6 days, with Intrepid Travel
* China for 14 days, where you’ll work in a conservation center that aims to preserve some of the world’s most endangered panda species
* Costa Rica 7-day adventure tour"

Unfortunately, applications had closed more than a month before I saw it. And for some reason the STA mailing list didn't tell us about this even though they spam us with as regularly. Gah.


Quotes:

'Rancho grande'. What language is that? Mexican? (Spanish)

All of us in this room are non-religious. *God is great*.

How come there's a Chinese [TV] channel? [Student: Why cannot?] That's what happens when you have 300 channels. One of them will be a Chinese channel. [Student: You're horrible.]
Primary school tutor (especially in Maths) sought to give 1 PSLE kid a crash course at least twice a week at Signature Park (Bukit Timah).

Enquire within.
More backlog on PC ideology, in response to the study showing NBA 'racism':


A: I'm not sure Gabriel actually thinks any unfair descrimination ever occurs in a manner worth mentioning, except against straight, male, majority race (on a local scale) atheists. The only time to my recollection he's indicated to the contrary was where he felt an Australian Muslim was wrongly attacked for misogyny. Strange how it's always the people who were actually historically violently, systematically oppressed who are being oversensitive and imagining things...


B: Not to mention, of course, that women who wear skimpy clothes bring
rape, molestation and all sort of sexual crime upon themselves. TAKE THAT, YOU WHORE! Go pre-enlightenment pre-feminist pre-school thinking!!!!


Me:

> I'm not sure Gabriel actually thinks any unfair descrimination ever
> occurs *snip*

If there's a whole row of Chinese takeouts along the street and I do not open another Chinese takeout, this does not mean that I dislike Chinese food.

If you don't understand that, too bad - I'm still on the road.

> The only time to my recollection he's indicated to the contrary was
>where he felt an Australian Muslim was wrongly attacked for misogyny.

Ah yes. That was a repellent case of homophobia. Cultural imperialists were trying to impose ethnocentric values on some Muslim imam who called women pieces of meat for dressing provocatively.

In any case, you suffer from serious selection bias. There are many times when I have 'indicated to the contrary'.

>Strange how it's always the people who were actually historically
>violently, systematically oppressed who are being oversensitive and
>imagining things...

Strange how people who have historically been oppressed must inevitably be oppressed now, and people who have historically been oppressors must inevitably be the ones oppressing now and cannot be oppressed in any way.

Really, this just shows the ideological biases inherent in PC/left wing discourse.

>Not to mention, of course, that women who wear skimpy clothes bring
>rape, molestation and all sort of sexual crime upon themselves. TAKE
>THAT, YOU WHORE! Go pre-enlightenment pre-feminist pre-school
>thinking!!!!

Drivers who leave their cars unlocked bring car theft upon themselves. Whoo!

(Short exposition: Victimology looks at the role of the victim in the commiting of a crime, and it is essential to study both the criminal and the victim. Unfortunately, in car theft, the victim is always blamed for the crime. Unfortunately too, in sexual crimes against women perpetrated by men, the role of the victim is never looked at,
and anyone who does that risks being called misogynistic, saying women deserve it blah blah)


B: Gabriel,

We have been through this whole "I am not racist, I am merely saying that I will
get raped in South Africa" (or whatever nonsense that you are on about) thing millions of times. If you are racist, just say you are racist. If you are sexist, just say you are sexist. Don't try to mask it under a veneer of progressive, iconoclastic but ultimately logical thinking. Because when you do that, you're no better than Yvonne C L Lee. Which, of course, I don't give you credit for.


D: In the sociological literature, we generally accept that culture changes slowly, and in fact pointing out this fact is one of the most common ways to challenge a cultural-type explanation. For example, Landes argues that late C19 British entrepreneurial failure was caused by the cultural conservatism of British industrialists, which led them not to profit maximise, etc etc. But then this explanation is flawed since it is then impossible to explain why Britain was at the forefront of the industrial revolution just half a century earlier.

My point is: cultures don't change easily. This means that racial attitudes do not change quickly. Segregation was only legally defeated in the 50s, and only really took effect after the Supreme Court mandated positive action to desegregate schools in the late 60s. That's about 50 years ago. If 50 years ago a black man could be lynched (i.e. beaten to death then hung on a tree to rot) for talking to a white woman, or a black WWII veteran who dared to join a victory parade could have his eyes gouged out by white supremacists, I think you'd forgive black people today for not exactly believing that they have been welcomed with open arms and hearts all over the place.

This analysis would extend to Jews, gays and other minorities.


Me: I am reminded of a poster on employment law in California which I saw
earlier today which proclaimed that discriminating against people because of language ability is illegal. Which presumably means that if you can't speak English, that is still not a good enough reason for someone to not hire you.

I recall too how Larry Summers was called sexist and ousted as President of Harvard for trying to address the reasons why women were underrepresented in the Sciences and Engineering (he said that, horror, fewer women than men might be extremely talented in mathematics - I hope that in the future we fire basketball coaches not for being pedophiles but for saying that girls are less physically endowed than boys).

I welcome the day when discrimination against the lazy and the stupid is outlawed as bigotry.

>My point is: cultures don't change easily... I think you'd forgive
>black people today for not exactly believing that they have been
>welcomed with open arms and hearts all over the place.

Sure, discrimination does exist today but I object to how discrimination is automatically jumped to as an explanation to explain inequality between historically oppressed and historically oppressing groups.

For example, blacks earn less than whites. The instinctive reaction in some circles is to cry discrimination and accuse society of being racist. But when you correct for education, it has been found that blacks actually earn *more* than whites, if they have the same educational level.

Also, female doctors earn less than male doctors. This is not because the medical profession is sexist, but because female doctors do not specialise, or if they specialise they choose less well-paying fields like paediatrics and obs/gynae. They also work fewer hours, choose flexi-time arrangements (which decreases the possibility of being on call) etc.

Furthermore, if oppressed groups keep thinking they are victimised and marginalised, regardless of whether this is the case, it's just going to generate a persecution complex and hinder them in daily life, to say nothing of the effects on the rest of society. For example, this black researcher at MIT failed to get tenure and went
on a 12 day hunger strike, claiming that he was being discriminated against. Some scientists looking on noted that he had not done much useful work in his field and so shouldn't get tenure. Nonetheless, Noam Chomsky and 10 other professors (only 2 of whom were scientists and in the field) wrote a letter in his support alleging discrimination.

For those who are not enamored of appealing to veracity as a criterion for judging arguments' worths, it might be borne in mind that self-righteously barking up the wrong tree, though making us feel better about ourselves, is going to perpetuate suffering rather than addressing its real causes.

>>(Short exposition: Victimology looks at the role of the victim in
>
> What was the point of this?

The point is that going into automatic "you are misogynistic and think women deserve to be raped" mode anytime someone mentions victim precipitation in relation to sexual crimes perpetuated by men on women is not only wrong-headed, it also hinders solution of the problem.


Cock: I want to add that just because one says that "environment X [e.g. the existence of men who think skimpily dressed women invite themselves to be raped] is dangerous" does not mean that we morally condone the existence of environment X. Environment X may be very difficult to eradicate or minimise for all sorts of cultural or practical reasons, and while we are at the job of doing that it makes sense to live with Environment X, in the sense of taking some precautions to minimise risk.

For example, while being drunk shouldn't be an excuse at all for men to sexually assault women who have had too much to drink ( and the law in England and Wales is highly deplorable in this respect), nevertheless, I do not think that it is insensible to say that objectively that "drunkeness increases your vulnerability to assault, and it is actually a good idea to take precautions, such as having friends to look out for you." I think that this is the gist of what Gabriel is trying to get at.


C: Yeah, for example, it would be really stupid for a girl to take part in some orgy of drinking with a bunch of teenaged guys. If she gets raped, the guy should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and her stupidity is no excuse for the guy's behaviour. But it's still really careless on her part!


D: Yes, but more importantly, no.

Gabriel thinks it is counter-productive to say 'the idea that a woman can act in certain ways which are likely to provoke rape is abhorrent', because apparently that encourages women to act in risky ways.

No. Alcohol, naivety and stupidity might lead a woman to do certain things which will increase her likelihood of being raped. Risk-loving behaviour is not the cause here.

MOREOVER, this abhorrent idea has been implanted in the minds of sexist judges, who DO in fact give very lenient sentences (at least in the UK) and make rape one of the LEAST prosecuted serious crimes. Indeed, you are more likely to be successfully prosecuted for tax evasion than raping someone in the UK.


Me:

>Gabriel thinks it is counter-productive to say... abhorrent',

Incidentally, what is true and what is abhorrent are not always mutually exclusive, at least to some people.

>because apparently that encourages women to act in risky ways.
>
>No. Alcohol, naivety and stupidity might lead a woman to do certain
>things which will increase her likelihood of being raped. Risk-
>loving behaviour is not the cause here.

When did I talk about risk loving behaviour? Is not imbibing a lot of alcohol a risky way to act? Do naivety and stupidity not make one act in risky ways?

>MOREOVER, this abhorrent idea has been implanted in the minds of
>sexist judges

From my reading, I was under the impression that worldwide, rape is one of the most harshly and enthusiastically prosecuted crimes. Perhaps it is different in the UK.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

USP-Stanford Multiculturalism Forum
Day 2 (7/5) - Palo Alto


The Malaysian, Chinese and Indians all needed visas to enter the US, but the Singaporeans didn't. This is what we get for sucking up to the US.


The Comfort Inn breakfast was much better than I expected - they even had a waffle maker.

u r wt u wr has an overseas edition. This will be published separately from the main travelogue.

The VTA buses had signs not only in English and Spanish, but Vietnamese. Wah - trilingual.

Someone thought the local team was the 'Shanks' (they're the 'Sharks'). I imagine cheering on slabs of meat is very motivating.

Unfortunately some of the pictures look a little dark. It looks like they still haven't solved the problem of pictures looking brighter on the camera LCD than on the computer. Oh well, there's always Photoshop to correct my mistakes.

The air was cool but the sun was hot (thankfully it wasn't humid, unlike awful Singapore, so it was still alright; I can't imagine how anyone can like the weather here, but then masochists abound). Apparently this was atypical for the time of year, and indeed it was only so warm from Sunday to Tuesday, after which we had nice weather again.

Someone said that someone providing a guided tour of NUS's University Hall said it was 'Neo-Post-Modern' in architectural style. I would imagine Post-Modern architecture to consist of formless shapes. I have no idea what Neo-Post-Modern would look like.

The formal program began with a talk by our Stanford host, Don Emmerson. Our visit was in reciprocation of one 15 Stanford students had made to Singapore in September 2006 for 3 weeks. At the end, they'd been asked if Singapore was vulnerable, and 11/15 said it was, with only 4/15 saying it wasn't. They'd picked up our national atmosphere of vulnerability despite our 9/11 moment being 4 decades old.


Talk by Don Emmerson

He was in Singapore in 1965, and even then, when he'd suggested to a taxi driver that he unplug the thing that chimes when you speed, the driver had turned livid and insisted he could not, since if he did so all the other taxi drivers would do the same thing and start speeding, with accidents and disaster ensuing (perhaps it's not just the social engineering that's done this to us, then). He said that over the years, the initial response had mediated, with many saying it was a good idea but they'd be fined for doing so. The theory was that economic growth led to individualism.

He also introduced the Third-person effect ("a person exposed to a persuasive communication in the mass media sees it as having a greater effect on others than on himself or herself"), and how it applied to Singapore: most people interviewed were in favor of censoring media violence, and believed this justified because they believed that even though they themselves would be unaffected by the violence, others would not. The problem here is the same as the one where 80% of people think they are of above-average intelligence.

He also pointed out that the Faustian bargain ("We'll give up our political rights if you let us make money") Singaporeans have made is not unique - the Indonesian Chinese did it and so did the bourgeoisie in 1848 France.


Exposition on the Hoover Tower by the same


Students promoting events - to think that some people in the Premier Institution of Social Engineering complain when much less is done

We had lunch at the Tresidder Union house, where they were really into environmentalism, with compostable salad bowls (indistinguishable from normal transparent disposable plastic ones), plates and cutlery ('spudware', made of potatoes). While an admirable demonstration of liberalism, really, it'd save lots of energy if they just used reusable cutlery and crockery (hell, for all you know spudware might be more environmentally unfriendly than plastic due to production costs).


Palated posts in Papua New Guinea Sculpture Garden
I was going on about commodification and transplantation into a foreign cultural context and was told to shut up because no one wanted to hear Adorno.


This was taken after I said, "I feel marginalised by my gender", after seeing the girls do this.


Faux Roman painting


Sign by Lake Lagunita ('No swimming')
Our first view of this was like the scene in Eurotrip where the guys are at the foot of a small slope, beyond which lies a nude beach. At a signal, they pull down their swimming trunks and run up the slope... only to find a beach full of nude, balding old men. Similarly, we had to walk up a slope to get our first view of the 'lake'.
At first I thought this was some sick undergrad joke, since there was grass growing in the empty 'lake'. I asked 2 women nearby and they said they didn't remember when it last had water. Apparently the truck in water sometimes - how bourgeois.


'Lake'


Building 250




Green library


Hoover Tower

We then went for a tour of the campus. I'd suggested that we go for this tour: it was too late for me, but the ginna might stand a chance.


Waiting for the tour to start


Hoover Tower


Oval


Memorial Court/Church


Entrance to Main Quad; 'Greco-Roman [Ed: ???] / Spanish Mission [Ed: More accurately, {Spanish} Mission Revival] style', 1891.


Memorial church exterior. The observant will note that, from left to right, the figures at the bottom are Love, Faith, Hope and Charity. Idiots. They can't even do it correctly!


Inside

There's a petrified slice of pizza in one Stanford time capsule. Supposedly, an international student majoring in Chemistry had never eaten pizza before, so he petrified one of his first slices, kept it for 4 years and it got voted into the time capsule.


Fountain before the bookstore
Oddly enough, despite assurances (alternately glowing and scathing) that I would see lots of girls in bikinis walking around campus, this was but one of two times that I glimpsed such a sight, and the second time I only saw one girl sunbathing beside a fountain.
I can think of only 2 suitable water bodies in NUS to do this kind of thing - the Koi pond at University Hall and a fountain at PGP, and the latter is too out of the way.


Muwekma-Tah-Ruk - Native American themed house (dorm)
Native Americans get priority for 50% of the spots in here, and the other 50% is free for all.

There're only 2 frat houses on campus. Wth.

Jamba Juice seems to be a very popular juice/smoothie chain in the Bay Area. Employees get a free smoothie each shift. Wah.

In the late afternoon we had a reception where we met most of the Stanford students who'd come to Singapore last year.

At night some of us were hungry so we tried going to Jack in the Box, which had a 24-hour drivethrough. Unfortunately they refused to serve us since we were not in a car (wth) so we went to Taco Bell.

Stanford has a 'feminist studies' department. This is a lot more honest than calling it 'gender studies' or even 'women's studies', since it admits to the underlying paradigm in the discipline.


Quotes:

[On skateboarders in Stanford] The only people I see skateboarding are Mats in Tampines.
Tresidder Memorial Union at Stanford University

"Even for a casual visitor just passing through Palo Alto, it's difficult not to feel the glowing presence of Stanford University. Like a whisper on the winds, constantly swirling, and tantalizing the curiosity, the university is ever present on the mental horizon...

It's no wonder that the inhabitants of Palo Alto and the surrounding areas are fiercely opinionated about and arc-welded to Stanford and its environs. Local residents hearken to Stanford as an integral part of their lives...

There is a saying that once on campus, "one never actually leaves Stanford." When one has a world-renowned university in his backyard who'd want to travel anywhere else?"


God, the last time I came across something so smug and pretentious was in RI when they appealed to the Rafflesian Spirit and Ethos and had a Junior Rafflesian Investiture Ceremony, and even then it wasn't so bad.

All this despite RI being 68 years older than Stanford, hurr hurr.
Something rui sent me:

USP-Stanford Multiculturalism Forum
Day 1 (4/5-6/5) - Singapore-Tokyo-Palo Alto


This was my first time flying Japan Airlines, and they have some interesting features: an in-flight safety video and safety cards that use blocky cartoon characters and threats to fine you if you don't obey the captain's instructions even once.

The famous cloisteredness of the Japs is also evident flying JAL. The English of the stewardesses was the most atrocious of all the airlines I've been on - even Royal Brunei, with the Trouble Prayer, does better; the announcement in Chinese made by one of their Singaporean crew was more fluent than the one in English made by one of the Japs (even though it sounded artificial and unfluent), which makes you wonder why they don't let the Singaporean crew make the English announcements too. We had no non-Japanese newspapers for our flight there and the in-flight magazine was all in Japanese.

I don't know why Japanese squat toilets are horizontal. Normal squat toilets are vertically oriented: you walk in, do a 180 degree turn and squat. Jap squat toilets are horizontally oriented: you walk in, do a 90 or 270 degree turn and squat. This seems counter-intuitive.

[MFTTW: it's probably so that the cheekopeks cannot stuck their camera phone under the toilet door and snap photos of your exposed genitals.]

We'd been advised not to leave the airport, but a 11/12 hour transit was too much for most of us to bear, so 8 of us went through immigration as a group and 7 of us took the train to Tokyo (one changed her mind; 2 others went separately) and hit Shibuya at 9:45, after almost 2 hours of travel.

I wanted to use an ATM to get a better rate but couldn't find any (they were tucked deeply into alcoves) so I had to get fleeced by a money changer at the airport. Grr.







Sign seen: 'Les deux magots'. Talk about false friends (it presumably means 'two nest eggs').

[Tim the Great: Les deux magots is famous
plus japs like french food
cafés, pastries etc]

For some reason there were a non-negligible number of schoolgirls walking around in uniform. It must be those doing it for fashion.


The place we'd chosen to visit (Shibuya) wasn't very photogenic, but as someone said, we could take pictures of beautiful people. Hurr hurr.


The principle behind camwhoring: when you're alone it's sad/stupid, but in a group it's okay. It's the same principle behind Orientation Mass Dances.


I was speculating that after the day we were there, the Loft would ban photos.

Shopping was quite blah due to globalisation which has homogenised the variety of products on offer worldwide through an insidious process of cultural imperialism. I should've lobbied to see the bizarre/perverted/disturbing/funky stuff that Japan is famous for.



For some reason many parts of Shibuya smelled of trash. Wth.



Transparent top umbrellas seemed to be in fashion - many many people were carrying them (I remember one of the group saying that one Korean/Jap guy doesn't like to go home after a month because it takes forever to learn what's in fashion). Or maybe it was because they were cheap at 300 yen (the next cheapest umbrellas we saw were 500 yen).


'The peaceful oasis in the centre of Shibuya'
I love Engrish. [Ed: For some reason this picture takes a long time to load, but it's worth it]

We got a recommendation from some roadside vendor for a lunch place. Unfortunately the waiter couldn't speak English (though some of the girls were gushing that he was cute) so Jabir half-translated the Japanese menu and we pointed. Ironic, given that there was a sign reading: "Please order and pay before sitting down".



Someone said that her friend claimed that she saw on Japan hour that miso soup was made from fish sperm. Bah.


My rather strange lunch. Clear broth in a kettle, and tonkatsu and cabbage on a hot plate. It came with an instructions sheet which I naturally could not read.

[Addendum: A reader:

I believe that was "ochazuke" with tonkatsu set.

ochazuke is basically broth with rice, comes in many variations such as salmon ochazuke, plum ochazuke, etc.

you were most probably supposed to put the ingredients from the smaller bowls into the rice and then pour the broth into it.
it is very tasty. try it again if you can :D]

After almost 4 hours and lunch we headed back for the airport, splitting into 2 and losing each other along the way; my group got on the wrong (more expensive) train and ended up paying at least 1000 yen more for a time saving of all of 20 minutes (50 mins vs 70 mins on the cheaper train, but at least we got comfortable seats). When we got back I found that even one of the cafes at the airport didn't have an English menu. Japan is even more English-unfriendly than France - there they pretend not to understand you, but here they don't even understand you (even the conductor on the Airport Express didn't speak it).

At an airport duty-free shop I bought a headband with a rising sun and reading: "Kamikaze". I must remember to wear that into my exams next semester.

The pair which went off separately went to the Imperial Palace though they didn't go in. Oh well. Perhaps another time.

The JAL breakfast included bacon (!) and pancakes. I was wondering why they gave us pancakes with savory stuff, and after finishing everything discovered that what I thought was dairy creamer was actually maple syrup (not even maple-flavoured!) Damn!

When we reached our hotel, Comfort Inn, everyone went to sleep. I tried to resist, but when you're in a room with 3 sleeping people it's very hard not to sleep too, so in the end I slept 2 hours (versus 3-4 for the rest).


A pizza from "Pizz'a Chicago" which sadly *did not* sell Chicago Pizza (wth) and oddly had a huge range of vegetarian pizzas (7/16 of their offerings). This pizza here has cilantro on it. Wah.


Quotes:

It is rude to use handphones on the train in Japan [Me: Is it rude to chikan?] You must say 'excuse me' first.

[Girl on the Tokyo subway] Why are all the girls here so good looking?

[Female student in convenience store:] I'm looking for condoms.

[On the temperature when it was raining at Nipponi station] I feel like I'm in a foreign country... Sometimes you go Malaysia and you feel like...

[On our chaperone who wasn't a chaperone] What does his room look like?... Is he lonely at night?... No. I am not implying that.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Some stuff from when I was away:

An explanation of government


Cock: I thought it was helpful to write this because airhead libertarians out there don't really understand how or why government works. In other words, why do the vast majority of societies delegate the functions of law making and the making of decisions under these laws to specialised bodies or persons?

The chief reasons why we do this, are because 1: society is enormously complex and it is not realistic to make every decision that is required to be made in societies that affects that particular community because of information overload, 2: the other reason why society can't come to a decision quickly on many issues, is because there is bound to be differences of opinion on those issues. Sometimes it really is appropriate for this to go through extensive and full debate ( such as whether we should generally spend more money on welfare). But in numerous other situations time constraints require a decision maker to make timely decisions, after taking into account all the factors. It is one thing to argue whether we should have a fire service; it is another to make a decision about how many people should be employed in that service, what sort of working hours and conditions they should have, what model of fire engine we need to buy, etc etc etc. 3: while many problems are corrected by market forces, market failures exist as a result of information assymmetry which exists between the provider of that good or service and the consumer. The problem with solving this problem through the law of tort is primarily because private actions for damages can only come about AFTER the damage has already taken place. And the argument that the interests of the producer are synonymous with that of the consumer is utterly errorneous, as I have more or less amply demonstrated with the Ford example.

So obviously, specialised law making bodies create some rules on various issues which government is involved in. But contrary to the naive beliefs of airhead libertarians, even primary legislation ( statutes) can't cover every single situation where a government official needs to make a decision. Some discretion is therefore allocated. But how do we control the huge powers of what government officials might be able to do under these rules then? The answer in places with civilian or common law systems is "judicial review". That is, judges make sure that government officials exercise only those powers granted to them by the law.

Finally, as a historical footnote, it is true that for centuries all over the world government was extremely minimal. But these were, after all pre-industrial societies, which didn't tend to create the enormous problems associated with industrialisation and mechanised agriculture, including issues of public health, consumer safety, etc ,etc. I suppose an airhead libertarian would really like to live in shantytowns in lagos, mumbai or rio de janerio, which have been practically untouched by government.


A: Also, most people accept the epistemic value of deliberation, that is, that the aggregated decisions of many individuals who are NOT discussing the issue but merely giving their personal choices for aggregation are likely to be inferior to decisions brought about after deliberation. This is why we have representative institutions: they allow the division of labour and let this deliberation be carried out at a level where it is feasible.


B: Would not many things have been a matter of public debate already? And it seems interesting to think that deliberation ever goes on in a modern legislature nowadays -- bills get shuffled into committees of very few people (and are examined at an extremely slow rate), and speeches made in a legislature are mostly ceremonial. Usually, most of it already has been decided on party lines. We see this in both Singapore's legislature (in which policy is decided on LKY's dinner table, then Parliament holds a mostly ceremonial, pre-sciprted "debate") and the United States -- I would think it often similar for other modern "democracies". Most policy is generally debated outside the legislature, in back rooms, in party conferences, and public debate itself. It would seem that only the last is virtuous. The function of speech in legislatures is approaching that of being useful to just filibuster. When one speaks in Congress, one doesn't actually think he or she is going to convince other legislators -- it's mostly speaking to the press and so forth to record their stance.

Such is the nature of representative democracy.

"The answer in places with civilian or common law systems is "judicial review". That is, judges make sure that government officials exercise only those powers granted to them by the law. "

This is working out marvelously with Parliament superiority, insn't it? Even in the US system, I am very secure and confident in knowing that there are a lot of people -- nine people, in fact -- (some of whom have a questionable reputation) between my rights and an abusive state.

"But these were, after all pre-industrial societies, which didn't tend to create the enormous problems associated with industrialisation and mechanised agriculture, including issues of public health, consumer safety, etc ,etc."

Quite an oversimplification; I believe large-scale government intervention was historically precedented by the New Deal.

I'm looking at the Swiss system in particular, which is the most virtuous of the world's democracies; they have an extremely devolved system, a fair amount of direct democracy, including the ability for a citizen to directly initiate repeal. In New England, a massive amount of local policy is determined by town meeting, including among other things, taxes, budgeting, education policy, whether to spend millions of dollars on renovating public buildings, zoning regulations, which roads to repair and so forth.

But maybe I'm spoiled. I forgot that "Asian values" cannot handle it. I also forgot that Switzerland's main population consisted of pygmies and hunter-gatherers. My bad.

And did I ever say anything about market forces alone? This follows from the premise of left libertarianism, i.e. libertarian socialism, communist anarchism, etc.

"It is one thing to argue whether we should have a fire service; it is another to make a decision about how many people should be employed in that service, what sort of working hours and conditions they should have, what model of fire engine we need to buy, etc etc etc. "

These are the sort of things that are decided by an organisation, upon which the community throws behind its support. I also don't expect the rest of the community to be telling business owners whether to fire this employee or not, given that it is their organisations. *But* the community can demand certain standards from public organisations, just like customers demand certain standards of service from the businesses they patronise. (Surprisingly, though they may complain about certain employees, they generally do not get themselves involved in the dirty work either.)

"And the argument that the interests of the producer are synonymous with that of the consumer is utterly errorneous, as I have more or less amply demonstrated with the Ford example. "

I have fought fiercely with a right libertarian before, so I know what you mean. But you assume I am relying on market forces; I am not -- amongst the arsenal of a stateless society are the boycott, the strike and ostracism, among other things.

There are many problems with representative democracy -- and because it doesn't rely often on the muscles of the culture of citizen participation, is it a surprise when those muscles are atrophied? Citizens may be very passionate about certain issues, but unaware of most candidates (because, do you really tend to be interested in a bunch of aristocrats' lives, anyway?) -- come election time, all representatives have to do is pander to the electorate on television. Not surprisingly, voter apathy is highest on the federal scale in the United States; there are those passionately involved in local government but never vote federally. Representative democracy is unacceptable because most citizens don't have actual control over their representatives; it's not so much democracy as "choose your tyrant" (best, have a walkover, then you don't have to choose at all!).

Singapore is a striking example of this.


Cock:

> Even in the US system, I am very secure and confident in knowing that there
> are a lot of people -- nine people, in fact -- (some of whom have a
> questionable reputation) between my rights and an abusive state.

Er. The power of judicial review in the United States occurs at all levels of the federal courts system as far as I recall and is not limited to the supreme court, so, no.

> Quite an oversimplification; I believe large-scale government intervention
> was historically precedented by the New Deal.

Wrong again. Lots of important government functions taken on a federal level had already started even before 1933. Federal income taxes became fully legal thanks to a constitutional amendment in 1913, the federal reserve system was in place by 1919 etc. And that's JUST counting federal government. LOADS of government functions had already been started by governments on the state level before the new deal ( schools, hospitals, street lighting, roads ). So.

And I quote William Wade's first paragraph of his classic English administrative law textbook.

" ' Until August 1914' it has been said, 'a sensible law -abiding Englishman could pass through life and hardly notice the existence of the state, beyond the post office and the policeman.' This worthy person could not, however, claim to be a very observant citizen. For by 1914 there were aldeardy abundant signs of the profound change in the conception of government which was to mark the twntieth century. The state schoolteacher, the national insurance officer, the labour exchange, the sanitary and factory inspectors,
with their ncessary companion the tax collector, were among the outward and visible signs of this change.' "

> I'm looking at the Swiss system in particular, which is the most virtuous of
> the world's democracies

Idiot, referendums constitute only a tiny proportion of the law passed in Switzerland, there is a minimum of a few thousand signatures for referendums to even get onto the voting level, and less than 10% of these proposals actually get passed.

Like most normal democracies, legislatures on the canton and federal level in Switzerland exist, Switzerland has ministers in charge of executive functions ( although the presidency of switzerland rotates among these ministers), and there are lots of government agencies in Switzerland. You have confused the right of direct democracy in Switzerland with the idea that government is mostly run by direct democracy in Switzerland. Which I can assure you is NOT the case.

The same goes for New England town hall meetings. All that town hall meetings can do is to set down certain rules and guidelines as to what an administrator should or should not do. This still leaves a million things that an administrator can do within his or her discretion. For example, a town hall meeting can say "we, the little hamlet of Freedonia, decide that B will be given 1 million dollars to build a primary school". Within those powers B a lot of things to decide- hiring the architects, getting the land to build the school, hiring builders, etc etc. You might, in your naive imagination believe that town hall meetings decide the really minute details of everything that goes into building that school, but NO general piece of legislation goes into such detail.

I hope this has persuaded people on this group not to listen to the misleading things that B has said

> These are the sort of things that are decided by an organisation, upon
> which the community throws behind its support... *But* the community can demand
> certain standards from public organisations, just like customers demand
> certain standards of service from the businesses they patronise.

This is exactly where administrative law generally comes in, to control the powers of government.

For the benefit of the rest of the people here, to say that the relationship between a government and the community at large is akin to contract is incoherent. One is that a contract is generally understood to be an exclusive agreement between two private parties. But the problem with applying this to government services is that a government does not contract exclusively with you the individual to provide a service, it promises a service to the public under some piece of legislation. Most of the time this is framed in a way which gives the government some choice in deciding who to give services to. Traditional contract doctrines also emphasise privity of contract, which makes the analysis of legislation-as-contract even more flawed- how could it be said that a piece of legislation passed in 1960 could have agreed upon by people who weren't even born then or didn't move into the area where that territory applied?

> you assume I am relying on market forces; I am not -- amongst the
> arsenal of a stateless society are the boycott, the strike and ostracism,
> among other things.

In other words, the eradication of law from society. Wow. Not even Nozick has taken such an extreme view as you have- he would argue that a minimum state would still need laws against fraud, theft, use of force, and the enforcement of contracts. I have no time to critically analyse Anarchy, State and Utopia here, but almost any thinking person would agree that law, as opposed to rule-by-mob, is the minimum foundation of a civilised society. For empirical examples of this, see Mogadishu, Somalia, and Baghdad, Iraq.

Finally administrative law works on all levels of the US federal court system, and not just on the Supreme court. B, you do a considerable amount of disrespect to the judges who have to decide to what extent government should exercise discretion, and to what extent the courts should intervene. These are considerably difficult issues. As Antonin Scalia has written "administrative law is not for sissies".


B: The abolishment of the state is not akin to the abolishment of law. Even without the state, nearly all people would agree not to kill or steal from each other so that their rights to life and property are insured. The exceptions (e.g. the criminals) can be contained by the efforts of the rest of the unified community. Anarchism is a renouncement of the state, not necessarily a renouncement of organisation. The dissolution of the state simply means that a privileged minority does not hold the monopoly on violence.

"For empirical examples of this, see Mogadishu, Somalia, and Baghdad, Iraq. "

Those are civil wars, though people may popularly call it "anarchy". In addition, I note interestingly from Wikipedia, "The effective absence of government yields free trade without taxes or regulatory expenditures, making business relatively inexpensive. Businesses have hired armed militias to provide security against gunmen, leading to a gradual reduction in street violence..."

Baghdad in itself does not have absence of government -- rather the city is divided into multiple competing de facto governments ruled by different militia such as Al-Sadr's, imposing also their different interpretations of Syariah law.

And I am not unaware of the federal district courts; but in any situation these nine individuals almost always have had the last word (their silence merely means they uphold the lower decisions); the justice branch has been accused of being an oligarchy, and for good reason. Also, it seems a tad conflicting in interest to have the courts decide to what extent the courts should intervene, no?

"You might, in your naive imagination believe that town hall meetings decide the really minute details of everything that goes into building that school, but NO general piece of legislation goes into such detail. "

I asserted no such thing. Also, as to the classical rebuttal to social contract, that "why should I be subject to it when I never agreed to such a thing" can be countered with the idea that by remaining in said society (as long as one is granted freedom of liberty), one generally accepts its laws. I also believe this is what the function of "repeal" is for: to do away with contracts our ancestors may have consented to, but not we.

I also don't see how legislatures and the state are any more efficient at deciding whose services to consult (looking at their current performances) that the electorate itself, as I have said before concerning the current state of modern legislatures.

"to say that the relationship between a government and the community at large is akin to contract is incoherent. "

Oh I don't know, it seems to have a pretty long tradition.


C: I understand the technical defn of Anarchy as the absence of state. But any form of "organization" as you call it, for the maintenance of law and order and the prevention of civil way will be a state by some other name. And what is more, even if it begins with the minimalism that libertarians such as yourself conceive of, it will over time evolve into the form of the state that we are familiar with.

However you slice it, you cannot effectively argue against reason for state. The rights to life and property you speak of are meaningless in the absence of a state to guarantee those rights. This is why displaced and stateless pple find themselves in such a quandary. On the one hand, the very fact that they are human beings should ensure for them a basic set of rights; yet the fact that they belong to no state means that theres no one to back such a claim.

Now, just in case you shift responsibility to the international community, you will do well to remember that the international system is underpinned by the principle of sovereignty which is to say that its very logic is driven by a statist paradigm. So again, we will find ourselves appealing to states to back those claims of rights.

I don't believe that the libertarian model of society is a tenable proposition. Even if you role back the domination of the state by forcing it to adopt a nightwatchman disposition, you will simply leave yourself at the mercy of corporations and that I think is far worse a proposition. At least you know a state is not gonna up and leave on you in a recession.


Cock: Indeed, without a state corporations wouldn't be recognised in the first place at all. It is always helpful to recall that corporations are legal creations of the law, which in the case of most private and public law is very closely associated with the existence of government authority.


D (on Baghdad and Mogadishu): It is generally accepted that in the overall economy, having an properly operating government reduces overall costs incurred for all businesses. rather than each business having to hire security companies to provide armed guards etc, they all just pay (less) to the local head snake(or civil government, depending on one's point of view); utilities, supplies, are also generally cheaper in a peacetime environment (aka working government) compared to a war-torn zone, which reduces operating costs, and brings about cheaper cost of living for the inhabitants.


B: I already qualified F's citation of Baghdad and Mogadishu to be examples of areas with conflicting governments, not absence of government... These cities are not anarchist communes gone awry. In contrast, compare anarchist Catalonia that flourished during the 1930s and fought a bitter war against Franco; I believe George Orwell's Homage to Catalonia is testament to this. Surprisingly, though absent of most state presence and hierarchy, these were not lawless societies rampant with disorder, save for the insurrections triggered by the Republic's treacherous Stalinist allies.


E (on an interminable abolishment/abolition flame war): Deleting all those mails was starting to get on my nerves. Guess this is one reason why we full time representatives to run a government. Some of us have better things to do then get mixed up with this sort of stuff full time. If the people were consulted on every move, public policy would be dictated by people who have nothing better to do, and can afford to have nothing better to do.


B: Clearly full-time legislators that often pay little actual attention to their constituents and pay more attention to their corporate funders are the sure way to go for efficacy. Legislators often don't even debate. As I have pointed out before, both congressional and parliamentary debates are approaching that of the status of "ceremonial". When members of Congress swing the vote on the bill, it isn't because they got convinced by some impassioned plea made on the Congressional podium; rather they too, are likely to be more influenced by their personal convictions, phone calls in the back office, discussion within a party faction, and perhaps some greasing of palms (legal or otherwise).

Voters in constituencies have so little control (even collective control) over their legislators today, that modern legislatures resemble oligarchies. Modern legislatures are not the romanticised fantasy of intellectual elites debating amongst themselves what policies will be best for their country.

In a stateless society on the other hand, one does not necessarily need to impose majoritarianism on everybody and call a national referendum for every petty thing -- and petty things do swamp legislatures. Why impose punitive measures on polluting industry, when individuals can simply boycott distasteful industries out of business, and encourage their neighbours to do so? Given that government mandate and power is derived from a majority, let the majority exercise that power themselves. Because things are not regulated centrally, there is no need to call the entire community, town, nation and so forth in the case of pressing issues: a boycott or a strike movement for example, would simply spread from one part to another.


Cock: So. B.

1-How would you intend to use the tool of the boycott and the strike to ensure that all residential and commercial buildings have fire safety measures ( the ubiquitous smoke and fire alarms, fire extinguishers, sprinkler systems, emergency exits?)

2- What should a stateless society do in the event, say, that a bird flu outbreak bursts upon an enormous turkey farm some distance from the farm? ( This is not fiction this happened in Britain recently)

3- Whose information would a stateless society rely on so that consumers do not rely on unreliable rumours to boycott a particular manufacturer's product? ( recall the disastrous boycott in the early 90s that befell american apple farmers thanks to news reports that they were using a dangerous pesticide, which was not true)

4- How helpful is a boycott or a strike if a bridge or a tunnel or building collapses upon itself, and the builders who built it have gone bust a long time ago? Must a stateless society endure these tragedies as an inevitable price to pay to live in such a society?

5- How would a stateless society allocate who is allowed to use which bit of the scarce radio spectrum ( everything from TV signals to radio to wireless broadband to 2g and 3g mobile telephony)

I could go on with loads and loads of examples, but it is clear from B's theorising that he knows very, very little about real life. Some form of co-ordination is needed in some areas of life, even if all human beings were equally altruistic.


B: The boycott was but an example; there are many other things citizens can do without the need for a state. I do recall, for example, that it had been suggested that instead of waiting for the PAP to upgrade opposition ward lifts, that the constituents should pool money and upgrade the lifts themselves; such a move would have spitefully shown the opposition wards to be resistant to PAP threats.

I brought up the boycott as an example of the replacement of the function of punition and state power without infringement on liberty. Through one's own individual liberties: what one buys, what one speaks, what one lends support to, to whom one gives (and these are all capabilities that the State would demand from you in order to enforce some perceived collective good anyway), one can encourage or influence certain practices when the effect is taken as a whole.

In response to your first example, the community shouldn't impose upon you against your will the requirement to have fire safety measures; but on the other hand, it has the ability to strongly recommend it, even to voluntarily subsidise those who would be inclined to dismiss it out of inconvenience.

As to commercial regulations, citizens can always sound the alarm on businesses that fail to ensure safety practices for the public that patronises them. Since seat belts and so forth become cultural requirements, these are the sorts of things that are quickly noticed. On the other hand, the state often overlooks clear safety endangerments simply because they are not part of its bureaucratic lists of regulations, and a public that is handicapped by the state will not be able to afford any pressure (or at least, will not be used to, or have the exercised muscle of citizen culture to enforce it as such) against such a business.

Currently, consumers use the State as a crutch, and as such often aren't aware that their choices in spending can have adverse effects (e.g. buying from an unethical company), because they have no cultural pressure to do so. They rely on bureaucrats to check the adverse effects of their spending, even though they hold the source of power for the government and they hold the purse strings.

Expert citizens involved in certain fields will also likely raise the public's attention to any red flags. There will be a public demand for testing. There will be a greater cry against pseudoscientific products. Instead of state-imposed inspections, propriety will demand that private inspection certification be given. You will ask, do consumers want to take up such a responsibility? Yet, many consumers are dangerously and complacently ignorant of the sources of their food, and unaware of the things that the State still overlooks, e.g. such as what McDonald's doesn't tell you (but the FDA passes anyway) what happens in its meat factories

"3- Whose information would a stateless society rely on so that consumers do not rely on unreliable rumours to boycott a particular manufacturer's product? ( recall the disastrous boycott in the early 90s that befell american apple farmers thanks to news reports that they were using a dangerous pesticide, which was not true)"

If censorship is not imposed, fallacious arguments will be easily trumped by the rest of the public. Given enough eyes, all bugs will bcome shallow. News reports are a most curious thing, given that mas media broadcasting stations are often heavily regulated institutions, and monolithic in nature. The State, for example, requires extensive licensing and regulation for someone to even broadcast on a mass medium. Compare the internet, where the false rumours of CBS' Sixty Minutes (concerning George Bush' military record) was quickly dispelled by common citizens while the rest of the news media had not even picked up on the hoax.

"2- What should a stateless society do in the event, say, that a bird flu outbreak bursts upon an enormous turkey farm some distance from the farm? ( This is not fiction this happened in Britain recently)"

An enormous turkey farm some distance from the farm? What again?

I'm not exactly sure what your case is, and I would tolerate the typo if it didn't befuddle the example totally. In general anyway, the harm posed to the liberties of life (namely health) supersede the liberty to purchase what one wants. Most would come to the agreement that a cessation of purchasing from that area would be in order, and to shun those who would purchase. Is the farm part of the community?

Sometimes, killing or an enforced cessation of trade is also overreactionary for disease outbreaks in general among lifestock, especially if the affected animals can survive (and also produce precious antibodies) once isolated from the rest of the stock.

"How helpful is a boycott or a strike if a bridge or a tunnel or building collapses upon itself, and the builders who built it have gone bust a long time ago? Must a stateless society endure these tragedies as an inevitable price to pay to live in such a society?"

Would the public contract a company whose standards it could not examine, and one that had not been vetted by any private and reputable certification?

"How would a stateless society allocate who is allowed to use which bit of the scarce radio spectrum ( everything from TV signals to radio to wireless broadband to 2g and 3g mobile telephony)"

State regulation in this area is rather repressive, actually, and is in part responsible for the very fact that rumours were able to spread unchecked on TV news in the first place: the citizen had no capability for feedback. With increasing technology, you're also able to tunnel different signals on the same spectrum anyway; the internet (that would include things like internet radio and internet TV) is a far more democratic medium anyway.

"Some form of co-ordination is needed in some areas of life"

Co-ordination does indeed occur in a stateless society, only without the tyranny of state power.


Cock: That's because the private and reputable certificatio body would be performing a quasi-government service. It is well accepted in administrative law today that public bodies do include many private organisations which perform these vetting services. The Takeover Panel in the City of London is one very good example.

Your argument therefore falls flat on its face because whatever else you might call it, in substance it IS a public function, that is to say it performs a co-ordinating function no other organisation can step in to fill.

I have nothing to add to your ignorance of epidemic control, the historical development of fire safety standards in urban areas ( compare the generally lower number of deaths in well governed areas with coercive fire standards and those in ungoverned shantytowns worldwide), and radio spectrum allocation generally.


F: B has also failed to provide clear examples of how anarchist/extreme libertarian states have succeeded. I am still waiting for something other than the short-lived anarchist Catalonia. Whereas, where a form of govt actually exists, we have countless successful examples - UK, France, Germany, Japan, Canada. Etc etc etc.

Etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.
A post by Shafy with a shocking revelation:

here is the retelling.: are those legs halal?

"HAHAHAHAHA laila invited me to this group on facebook, which has "islamic pick up lines" and it's super hilarious. shall paste some here. DIE. HARAM. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.

1. OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
note : die gabriel, you must marry me alr. i shall immediately ask for divorce after that.

[Ed: Very simple. 'I divorce you. I divorce you. I divorce you.' Blog, cbox and SMS. Tada! 3 times in 3 media.]

2. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..

3. You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.

4. "Nice ankles. Very nice"

5. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
note : what the hell is this right?!!! HAHAHAHA.

6. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
note : see note above.

7.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

8.I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

9.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

10.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

11.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

12. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

13.Black is definately your color.
HAHAHAHA.

okay the end. HAHAHAHAHA."

Friday, May 25, 2007

Posted on the Facebook wall of the program group:

"San Francisco Chronicle, yesterday's edition, has a pic of two Stanford female undergrads skinnydipping in the fountain in front of the bookstore, taking a break from protesting in nude against sweatshop production of Stanford apparels. Oh, the aesthetics of student activism here... (now, take off that sweater, vinod!)"


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"Cooling off from sweatshop rally
Stanford University students Bradley Heinz (left) and Christine Hoffmann take a dip in a fountain Tuesday during a break in a rally to call attention to sweatshops. Protesters, many of them nude, want to ensure that goods bearing the school's logo are made in factories where workers are paid living wages and are free to form unions. Eleven students were cited for trespassing in President John Hennessy's office, but they were released after promising to appear in court. Chronicle photo by Deanne Fitzmaurice"
Boo, I've been made fun of, am being made fun of, and am going to be made fun of.

But that's okay.

Monday, May 21, 2007

HWMNBN:


Here are some things we know about the (One) Ring:

It's pure evil.
It wants to be found.
It has gobs of seductive power, particularly when the race of men is involved.
It poisoned Gollum's mind slowly over time, forcing him to dedicate every
thought to it.
It ultimately betrays those who dedicate themselves to it.

Basically, the ring is a woman.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Itinerary:

19th - Bus to Los Angeles
20th, 21st - Los Angeles
22nd - Bus to Las Vegas
22nd, 23rd - Las Vegas
24th - Grand Canyon
24th - Flight to Oakland
25th - San Francisco
26th - Yosemite
27th - Flight back to Singapore
29th (12am) - Arrival in Singapore
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My humongous Mexican meal (I couldn't finish it)

Saturday, May 19, 2007

... WOMEN

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

A 'gem of a turd' seen on Mind of Mencia:

Study suggests racial bias in calls by NBA referees

"An academic study of NBA officiating found that white referees called fouls at a greater rate against black players than against white players, the New York Times reported in Wednesday's editions."


One reaction:

"I'm absolutely giggling.

I'm no NBA expert, but I do follow the game. Of the relatively few white players left in the NBA, I can't really think of a single one that has a reputation as a "banger"- one of those players who mixes it up close to the basket regularly, where most fouls are called. The white players that I can think of are almost exclusively "finesse" players- pure shooters or passers, who play on the outside perimeter mainly, and are rarely in the "paint" where most contact occurrs.

Any fool who's ever played in a pickup match in the 'Hood can tell you that it's one helluva different game than they play in Wayzata. No blood, no foul is the general rule on streetball- where most black players learned the game- and that carries over into a much more physical game all the way around and at every level.

But perhaps Spike Lee said it best. White men can't jump. So why bother playing defense?"

It is really ridiculous to formulate conclusions on an entire racial group of basketball players based on one black player who learned the game in the 'Hood. In fact I think it would be unsound to formulate such conclusions based on 200 black basketball players (though slightly more sound than basing it on one black basketball player).

Accepting that blacks can be called on fouls more often than whites is two or three steps away from saying, 'Oh they are of no inherent/less inherent worth. Therefore we are justified at spitting at them/enslaving them/sending them to death camps." Those who try to jutify this discrimination will be castigated by any right-minded person for their faux-intellectual justification of racism.


Another:

"Kobe Bryant says he's never noticed evidence of racial bias when it comes to NBA officiating.

"I think I've gotten more techs from black refs than white refs," the Los Angeles Lakers star said Wednesday.

LeBron James put it this way: "It's stupid."

Chicago Bulls veteran forward P.J. Brown said: "Somebody's got too much time on their hands.""


It's such a pity that the prevailing hegemony has deceived these players into not only ignoring but accepting - hell, defending their marginalisation by the racist NBA. They have internalised, consciously or subconsciously, the prejudicial ‘broadcasts’ of society as transmitted through everyday interactions, resulting in pernicious and intractable self-marginalisation.

Discriminating against black players is just white supremacy by another name. This phenomenon of social exclusion and persecution of blacks by whites cannot continue!
After a presentation on 'A Continuous-Time version of the Principal-Agent Problem' for the 'Multiperson Decision Theory' class, I feel like gouging my eyeballs out.

***

To Leon, who keeps emailing me:

If you don't leave a return address I can never contact you back, especially since the URL to your blog you gave me leads to an empty blog belonging to some Spanish guy who has been on Blogger since August 2001.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

We're free tomorrow afternoon, so I'll probably crash one or two of the following Applied Maths classes since our free time is vaguely intended for being 'Free to attend seminars in various departments at Stanford':


ECON 52 Economic Analysis III
Growth and fluctuations in the economic system as a whole. National income accounts and aggregate relationships among stocks and flows in markets for goods, labor, and financial assets. Economic growth, inflation, and unemployment. The role of macroeconomic policies in the short and long run.

ECON 142 Political Economics
Formal theories of collective choice and political institutions. Topics include social choice, the interaction between public institutions and the economy, the effects of lobbying and interest groups on politics, the role of information in determining legislative structure, and elections as a mechanism for controlling versus selecting politicians. Topics that may be covered include the role of political institutions in developing nations and campaign finance reform in the U.S.

ECON 290 Multiperson Decision Theory
Students and faculty review and present recent research papers on basic theories and economic applications of decision theory, game theory and mechanism design. Applications include market design and analyses of incentives and strategic behavior in markets, and selected topics such as auctions, bargaining, contracting, and computation.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Unfortunately there weren't any misogynistic equivalents of this misandristic badge which articulates the natural and proper order of things and is a form of resistance to the omnipresent patriarchy which oppresses us daily.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

My vote in the Youth.SG best blog award goes to thegreatsze (though his credentials as youth are questionable) for his previously-featured article on female mediocrity.

Besides getting a chance to win prizes, you will also give me the chance to win prizes, listed for me as follows:

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11-20 uncensored
21-30 uncensored with VCD
31-40 uncensored with DVD
41-50 uncensored with DVD and "online subscription"
51-above: breakfast in the morning



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If Agagooga is finding it 'really cold' then one imagines the rest of the delegation must be wrapped up in thermals. This is, after all, the boy who walked the streets of Washington DC in 6 deg C rain in just a T-shirt, prompting incredulous looks (and one comment) from the natives.

Come on, don't let the Inuit side down!
Name: Go fuck urself

E-mail: da86bomb@aol.com

From: italy

Message: Ya how u doin, I read all the shit you put up about halal meat and all ur reasoning the funniest was when Hindus cant eat halal so halal should be banned. Hindus can go fuck themseleves, they pulled there religion out there ass. Secondly I want you to bite the street curb and i wanna kick ur head in thats how fuckin stupid ur arguments were.....u smell me nigga!!!


Hurr hurr. This is retarded on so many levels I can't even start.
In Berkeley now.

Argh, seem to have left my sandals back at Palo Alto; hope the chambermaid doesn't dump it immediately since we're returning on Monday.

So much for the others doing a final check of the room.


Twas really cold today. I got out my coat for the first time (Macbeth wasn't counted, since that was outdoors at night).

Thursday, May 10, 2007

After coming back from downtown Palo Alto after dinner and buying a cheap, colourful book for the USP community (heh) I went to sleep. The other 6 were supposed to come down for a pow-wow but it didn't materialise. Hopefully the flight we want is still not too expensive.

Another corollary is that I was up at 5:30 and went to bathe; I love Spring except that if I step out of the room now without drying my hair I'm probably going to need to go to the hospital after a few hours, hurr hurr.

Stanford has a 'feminist studies' department. I heartily approve of the honesty of admitting the use of the paradigm rather than pretending to look positivistically at 'gender' (or slightly less disingenuously, 'women').

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

The planning of the week-long extension has hit a few hitches, some expected and some unexpected.

The original plan was to have 4 people, including 1.5 drivers, in 1 car and driving around. However, the number of travelers soon became first 6 and then 7. The last addition bore the prospect of adding one driver, but it seems you can't rent (and presumably drive) a rental car if you're under 21 (the putative driver is 20).

More importantly, only one rental companies has a vehicle that can fit 7 people, and even then it'll be a squeeze with luggage. Perhaps more pertinently, it also comes with a princely pricetag of ~$250 per day (excluding under 25 surcharge and, I think, insurance and sales tax).

We were toying with having 2 vehicles, but that'd incur communication costs (not to mention very expensive rental, with the under 25 driver charge applying twice), and anyway 1.5 drivers can't handle 2 vehicles.

So it seems we're going to be traveling by Greyhound (which, contrary to admonitions about a bus a day, has 10 connections a day on the popular routes we're looking at; in any case, I have thus far defied predictions that I'd wish for death on a 13 hour bus ride, would die in Italy during the summer and the gods know what else, and Auntie YM says she's taken Greyhound before and it's alright), flying from Las Vegas back to San Francisco and taking tours to the nature areas.

Of course, I could always fly to Chicago to meet MFM, but then there's only museums and architecture to see there, and the CSO to listen to, I haven't been to the West Coast for 20 years and I'm eager to add Yosemite to my World Heritage list.

Bleah, it was so much easier planning for 4.
No black guys have followed us (at least not those I've been doing field research with) in vans yet, though the others said this white guy said hi to us while we were walking down the shady, tree-lined University Avenue because he thought I was a girl (the umbrella probably didn't help).

Apparently the Latina at the Shell earlier also thought I was a girl, after which I was advised to tie up my hair so black guys wouldn't assault us because they were jealous of my hair.

Monday, May 07, 2007

See the poignant adieu between Agagooga and his beloved here.
Despite my repeated nagging, most of them seem to be sleeping now.

They're all going to die tonight and tomorrow.

Saturday, May 05, 2007



And I'm off.
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died." - Richard Diran

***

I asked my brother-in-law to buy me foot spray, and he waltzed in with anti-fungal foot powder.

His excuse was that he was half-asleep when I told him. I pointed out that I also told him when he was on his way here, and his excuse was that he was on a crowded MRT train.

Gah.
"Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." - Heinrich Heine

***

Me: "If she could be given any magical power, Katie says she would like to be able to read boys' minds."

hahahahahahaha

Frigid Girl: haha
she'll only see one thing

i would like to be able to read girls' minds

then again, maybe not
i might go insane from the irrationality

crap i'm so utterly misogynistic

Me: not misandristic ah :P

Frigid Girl: no, i'm not anti male

Me: thinking women are irrational is misogynistic
thinking men are horny is not misandristic? =D

Frigid Girl: men are horny, what makes you think that's a bad thing

Me: why is women being irrational bad :P

Frigid Girl: horniness is a biologically built in thing

well technically it's not a bad thing
because women didn't use to have control

but now in the age of feminism and all that shit
they're in control AND irrational

disaster
catastrophe

and also misery for men involved in it

you know what really terrifies me

today i was waiting for the bus
and this girl tottered towards the bus pole looking for the busnumbers
one look into her eyes and you realise there's nothing behind the eyes
it's just this big smile and the blank eyes

i guess, ideal girl for most men

but for that one moment i saw her i was terrified
how could anyone seem so empty? or brainless for a better word

oh she was in ah lian gear, with a guy, so


Tim the Great: i feel upset when people gush about the french language

normally their french isn't good.
they think it's great to toss in phrases comme ça; there isn't any raison d'être.

and after italian, spanish and german, i can't derive any more pleasure from putting foreign words in my english un peu partout. especially if they're french words.

there was this comment about learners of french being pretentious. and another one most people make about french being pretentious. well there's a third category of people who can speak fluent french (living in france or not) who have become totally disenchanted with the damn thing.

aside: nowadays i like to go to kfc and order "un zinger, svp" in english and when they don't get it, put on my best pink panther accent and go ZINGER

it's too difficult for me to render the french pronunciation. you can give it a try. so much experience with quotes. how many ah.

...

you didn't watch [Iron Chef] on sundays meh?

i watched every week
that's how i can cook so well
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