Meme - "T'AS UNE PETITE BITE" ... DIT CELLE QUI N'A PAS DE BITE DU TOUT IRONIQUE..."
Sexy but unreliable: why women should beware men with deep voices - "The men with deeper voices were found to be less committed to romantic relationships and more likely to cheat... Apparently, it has to do with testosterone levels. Generally speaking, men with lower voices have more testosterone than men with squeakier voices. The researchers said: “Testosterone and the characteristics dependent on testosterone can be reliable indicators of quality-dependent conditions or behaviours.”"
Adult star mortified as dad walks in on her masturbating in front of eager fans - "Karmen Karma claims someone used her IP address to find out how to contact her parents while she was masturbating on a webcam show. The phone call apparently made her father burst into her room - catching her in the act... in a bizarre silver lining to the awkward encounter, it finally pushed her to move out of her family home."
DoreenlyContent🇸🇹🇸🇱 on X - "Ever since I came out as bisexual and started going on dates with women, I have come to understand a lot of my heterosexual male friends. A lot of women got issues bro. MAJOR ISSUES."
Meme - "My cousin just told me that it's "not classy" to eat a large box of shrimp fried rice by myself. I told her it's not classy to not know who her child'd father is. Now everyone's yelling."
Why One Woman Pretended to Be a High-School Cheerleader - The Atlantic - "a shy, blonde transfer student strolled into Ashwaubenon High School in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The petite sophomore wore a pink hoodie and carried a new school bag decorated with hearts, eager to start the new term. But just 16 days later, she was standing in court wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and shackles, charged with identity theft. There, prosecutors revealed that Wendy Brown was not really 15, but a 33-year-old mother of two—who had stolen her teenage daughter’s identity in an attempt to relive her own high school days. In her weeks as a student, Brown had taken classes with students half her age. She had tried out for the Ashwaubenon High School cheerleading squad and even attended a pool party thrown by the cheer coach... “My first thought was, ‘why would you want to go through high school again?’”... Ben Michaelis, a clinical psychologist, says: “Many people focus on choices they made—or chances they didn’t take—as a way of grappling with understanding their current circumstances.” For example, in 1986, a failed athlete named James Arthur Hogue, 26, posed as a 16-year-old boy and enrolled at Palo Alto High School, where he won one of the most prestigious high school cross-country races in the country. In 2009, Anthony Avalos, 22, faked a birth certificate on his computer so he could play basketball for Yuma Union High School, and aim for a college scholarship... Under questioning, Brown admitted that she “wanted to get her high school degree and be a cheerleader because she had no childhood and was trying to regain a part of her life she missed.”... In court, the judge realized that Wendy Brown was not a master criminal, but suffering from a serious mental breakdown. A court-appointed psychiatrist who evaluated Brown, Dr. Ralph Baker, agreed, diagnosing her with bi-polar II disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, and two personality disorders. According to an attorney in court, Baker concluded, “She really convinced herself that she could make all this better by enrolling in high school and starting her life over again as her 15-year-old daughter. … Her fantasy of finishing high school and becoming a cheerleader became a delusion.” Court transcripts reveal an unusual courtroom exchange, in which the defense and prosecution team up to get Brown the help that she needed."
Meme - "Girl rests her boobs on a table it's fine. But if I try to rest my balls on the table I get banned from Pizza Hut"
Julianna Vivas on X - "Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege."
Rate of single men in the US looking for dates has declined - "“Dates feel more like job interviews now. Much more like ‘What can you do for me and where is this going?'” said Ian Breslow, a 28-year-old high school teacher who lives in Astoria. “The ‘getting to know you’ period is gone and that doesn’t feel so great after coming out of isolation.” He recalled a recent first date that went quite well until the woman interrogated him on their walk home. “She literally asked me, ‘Would you rather our kids go to public or private school?’ Followed by several more extreme questions about getting married. I just started responding with what I knew she would hate the most to get her to leave”... Experts agree that women are certainly wanting more than ever before. “The overall picture [is] that if a woman is going to go on a date with a man, chances are it’s not for a casual fling,” Ronald Levant, professor emeritus of psychology at the University of Akron, told The Post. “Especially if the woman is kind of getting close to 30, [she’s] thinking about the biological clock and wants to have a family,” he added. Breslow isn’t looking to settle down and get married anytime soon, so he’d rather have casual flings. “The way dating is currently just makes me want to hook up locally with no stress or strings attached,” he says. “Fortunately that part comes very easy … I’m unmotivated to search for something serious for the time being.” Andrew Bruno, a 28-year-old nurse from Bellmore, NY, says flirting in the post-COVID era just isn’t as fun as it once was. “Being able to naturally approach people while out isn’t like it was pre-pandemic. People are still much less likely to leave their groups or cliques at a bar,” said Bruno. “They’re certainly less talkative and that’s lowered my incentive to put myself out there.” He also said the pandemic, more than ever before, made dating apps the central means for meeting people — and he’s not a fan."
Meme - Scarlett Valerie Louise: "I remember when I was 18 i was very petite and skinny and really hot and this famous rich filipino boxer offered me to be one of his side chicks he price me for $5000 dollars a night which Is very big if converted to philippine money. But i refused becoz i know my self worth and im in my christian conservative girl era now im 23 and not that skinny anymore or that hot my value is so low now i sell my n* d3s between $10 to $20. I really got humbled and its a huge slap in my face i learned my lesson will do better now"
Meme - Yem @Big_Yem: "I don't know why women date men that can't pay for hair, nails, clothing and feeding. What the point of the relationship if he can't provide??"
Silva @TheSilvapr: "As a girl why can't you provide basic things for yourself? are you that useless in life???? are you an orphan?? are you a burden in life?"
Meme - ""healing"
Please help me...guy I'm dating received old videos of me giving someone oral sex
Been dating a guy (26M) now for 3 months, he is honestly such a gentleman. And we spend lots of time together in person and over text/ call. Recently someone anonymously sent him a video of me giving oral sex to a guy I had met at a lounge. I know it was awful that I did that within 45 mins of knowing him but I was in a dark place at the time and I needed some healing. This guy in the question ended up being my FWB for a year or so...in the video I say some rlly dumb stuff like "once you go black you never go back" just some dumb stuff honestly. And he finished in my mouth. Someone sent this to my ex and I have no freaking idea who. I reached out to my former FWB and he said he had no idea as he is in a relationship now and his face couldn't be seen in the video. Anyways the guy I have been seeing rlly got pissed and accused me of using him for time and money and withholding sex for 3 months (which btw is false in just not comfortable having sex so soon without a commitment). We have kissed however. I need to know who filmed this video and how to convince the guy im dating that this is a COMPLETLEY different version of me. I have grown as a lady since then....thoughts please???"
"Healing" by giving a stranger oral sex. Sure.
Instagram model caught ‘pretending to fly business class’ after posting a selfie minutes before fan spots her in economy - "A FRENCH Instagrammer has been caught out by fans posting a picture of herself in business class but actually flying in economy. Model and reality TV star, Oceane El Himer, 27, uploaded the Instagram photo of herself wearing purple tracksuit bottoms and a green cropped jumper in the plush surroundings of the business class cabin... Unfortunately for Oceane, her pretence was exposed when a fan spotted her sitting in economy and uploaded a snap to Twitter."
Meme - Woman in Gym: "Hey! WANNA HELP ME LIFT TODAY?"
Man: "SURE! WANNA Go oUT THIS WEEKEND?"
Woman: "Aw, THAT'S SWEET... BUT I ONLY SEE YoU AS A FRIEND!"
*Man walks off*
Woman: "YoU MEAN YoU'VE oNLY BEEN USING ME?!"
Women claim men complaining about the friendzone only want them for sex. But apparently women never use men
Meme - "I asked my husband to open our relationship. He's been sleeping with transexuals ever since and I don't know how to feel.
Please, I am NOT transphobic. I just don't know how to feel about this. Please read before down voting. My [45] husband [49] and I opened our relationship a few months ago. Admittedly he was opposed to it initially, but managed to convince him of the benefits and how it would allow us to explore our sexual fantasies safely. I wanted him to experience more women, because he lost his virginity to me and has been faithful ever since then (at least I believe so). But it's lead to a very strange situation. We have been married since college, over 20 years, and in that time my husband has always been a very reserved person. He knows how to please me, but he was never a kinky person... He's romantic and we have had a healthy sex life, but he's never even shown an inkling of a kinky side. 'So when we opened our relationship, I was expecting (or perhaps hoping?) he would try and find his kinky side with other women. I thought that maybe he was too afraid to open up to me. Turns out this is not the case, because literally less than a week of our relationship being open, he slept with this young transgirl (early I think) without even attempting to hide it. He just acted normal and said it was "something different". This was just the start. Every single week without fail, hell normally several times a week, he has brought a young transgirl to our house to sleep with them. No women at all. He just keeps sleeping with young trans girls (who always look like they are only just above legal age) in our bedroom. The thing is, I have NEVER considered myself bigoted against people for their sexuality, but this has me SO CONFUSED about how to feel. He never showed any signs of attraction to transgirls, especially considering he's always been very I want to yell at him and say "STOP! WHY AREN'T YOU ATTRACTED TO WOMEN LIKE ME?" but I know that would be so hypocritical of me. I have been so upset by this I haven't even slept with anyone other than my husband since we opened our relationship. keep maintaining this facade about how great it is, and then find myself crying when he's gone. I start thinking that if he's not attracted to other women, then he's probably not even attracted to me. Our children are also unsure how to feel about the entire ordeal. And.. I don't know what to tell them. Please right now I need advice, I know I shouldn't be so judgmental but I am so confused so please don't hate me."
Britney Spears's ex-husband Kevin Federline says their sons have decided not to see her for MONTHS - "Kevin and his family reveal that Preston and Jayden have not seen their mother for many months – at their own behest – even though his former wife, who married American-Iranian model Sam Asghari, 28, in June, has bought a £10million mansion not far from the Federline family home in Los Angeles... He also says he believes the controversial 13-year conservatorship by her father Jamie 'saved' her. Britney was finally released from the arrangement, under which many aspects of her financial and personal life were controlled... Following her release from her conservatorship last year, the 40-year-old star has remained at the centre of global attention and has taken to posting nude selfies on social media... In November 2006, two months after the birth of Jayden, Spears filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for custody of their two sons. Kevin was in Canada on a promotional tour at the time, and recalls being 'blindsided' when the news was broken to him as he took part in a live radio interview... Over the following months, Britney embarked on a very public meltdown, dramatically shaving off her hair and being hospitalised for substance abuse. By January 2008, Federline was awarded sole legal and physical custody of their boys. The following month, she was placed under the controversial legal conservatorship... That conservatorship has been the subject of intense media scrutiny, heightened by the release of the 2021 documentary Framing Britney Spears, which in turn led to the growth of a worldwide movement – played out largely online – to end the conservatorship, under the hashtag 'FreeBritney'."
Britney Spears says she's 'not willing to see' her sons Jayden and Preston until she feels 'valued' - "Jayden, 16, speaking exclusively to DailyMail.com and ITV, was critical of her frequent social media posting in a new interview, saying, 'it's almost like she has to post something on Instagram to get some attention.'... 'If that's what she wants to do, that's what she wants to do,' he said. 'I'm not going to hate her for that. At the same time, she should come to the realization of whatever it is that stops her loving her family.' He added: 'This has gone on for years and years and years and there's a high chance that this will never stop, but I'm hoping for me that she will stop.' Her ex Kevin Federline, 44, told DailyMail.com that he's frequently apologized to his sons over any fallout they receive when she posts racy selfies online."
Britney Spears sparks fan concern after dancing with knives - "“I know she said they are fake but those things be CLANGING,” posted one concerned fan. “Are they fake tho they sound stainless steel to me but maybe they’re not sharp idk,” said a second person. “This is terrifying,” worried a third devoted fan. “Those are definitely not fake knives.”... Even though Spears claimed that this was her first time playing with the sharp object, TMZ reported in their documentary, “Britney Spears: The Price of Freedom,” that the “I’m a Slave 4 U” crooner has had a “fascination with knives” for years. TMZ founder Harvey Levin, who is featured in the documentary, claims that the pop star lives “in mortal fear” that someone will come to her home in the middle of the night, “strap her to a gurney and take her to a psych ward.”... TMZ executive producer Charles Latibeaudiere, who also appeared in the TV special, claimed that Spears’ handlers received a “recommendation” to “keep knives away from” her at the end of her 13-year conservatorship"
Wilfred Reilly on X - "The "Free Britney" movement was, perhaps, THE classic example of a passionate cause that should have been ended by 20 minutes of research."
Michael Denehy on X - "A question we as a society, are not asking enough… When does compassion go too far? I've developed my answer… Compassion goes too far when you sacrifice the truth in order to protect people's subjective feelings. There's a difference between being nice and being kind. The western world has become too nice."
'I beat men up from my living room for cash – they fly across world to be punched by me' - "A former glamour model is now making a living dishing out pain to blokes who come to her home to get battered. Super strong Sophie Larissa Weiss, 30, wrestles the paying men to the floor, chokes them until they tap and even punches them in the mush."
Model sleeps with 50 men after accidentally attending swingers party on first date - "A model has lifted the lid on one of her first dates which ended up in a massive orgy. Kazumi Squirts had no idea what she was getting herself into when she accidentally wound up at a swingers party. The 24-year-old enjoyed group sex with over 50 men in one night in an experience she described as "empowering". Now months down the line, the evening even led to a wedding for two of the participants."
Woman who made £147k selling farts launches 'creators academy' after 'retiring' - "A former reality star who began selling her farts in a jar has launched a “creators academy” to help her followers do the same. Stephanie Matto shot to fame when she appeared on 90 Day Fiance, a series where singletons spend 90 days with a new partner in an effort to find love. Following the show, she started an OnlyFans account, where she eventually bowed to requests to sell her farts in jars to paying subscribers. It was a fruitful but nearly dangerous career switch; Stephanie has admitted that she earned £147,000 from the venture, but was forced to retire after she was hospitalised from symptoms resembling a “heart attack” from her unusual diet... When creating her products, Stephanie would fart on a flower petal, which she would then seal in a small mason jar, capturing and effusing the scent that would be shipped to followers for around £740 a pop... “If you think about it, the fabric of a flower petal is very similar to the fabric of underwear. If your butt is rubbing up against the fabric of underwear, that smell isn’t going to go away.”"
Meme - Sameera Khan @SameeraKhan: "Emmanuel Macron is 45 years old. His wife is 70 years old — 25 years his senior. They have NO children together. How/when did they meet, you ask? When he was a 15 y/o schoolboy and she was his MARRIED 40 y/o teacher. This is apparently fine, even celebrated by feminists, wokes, and some conservatives, but 51 y/o Dane Cook marrying 24 y/o Kelsi Taylor is somehow ‘grooming?’ 🤔 Make it make sense. Why are younger men praised for marrying older, menopausal/post-menopausal women, but older men are shamed for marrying young, fertile women? Because FEMINISM and DEPOPULATION, that’s why. Kelsi Taylor is BEAUTIFUL. I am happy for them and you should be too (and yes, they plan to have children together). Stop shaming older men for marrying young, fertile women. Thank you for coming to my TED talk."
ZUBY: on X - "Men rarely get mad at the fact women prefer taller men. Why do women get mad at the fact men prefer younger women? After all, every woman experiences being young but most men never experience being tall."
Female entitlement
Meme - Anurag Tripathi: "Older women who shame older men for dating younger women, used to be the younger women dating the older men."
Phil Cheesesteak: "Is an old man a predator for dating a naive young woman? Or is a young woman a predator for preying on a lonely old man for his money?"
Men Reveal Their Best Reasons For Dating Younger Women (15 Photos) - "1. They can still have babies.
2. They’re not bitter yet.
3. They’re adventurous.
4. It’s not ALL about s*x! ("they still believe in love")
5. To switch things up.
6. "They smile more and haven't become bitter from life"
7. Because they don’t want to slow down just yet. ("the ones my age want to settle down and have kids, and I have zero interest in that")
8. ("they are attractive")
9. ("they are more active and fit than women my age")
10. Older single women have more baggage, apparently.
11. ("they have fewer expectations")
12. ("I get lazy. Younger women motivate me to get out and have fun and experience things that I haven't already done.")
13. They can keep up.
14. ("they appreciate older guys who aren't self absorbed.")
15. They’re not stuck in their ways.
16. ("they are humble")"
Liberals are anti-natalists so wanting children isn't a valid reason
Women always hate on men who date younger women, saying they're losers and predators since they can't find girls their own age . But in a chat group I'm in this 39 year old woman says she wants marriage and kids, but the guy doesn't seem to want that. And the advice is that she should move on. So apparently men need to want the same thing women their age want, or they're losers and predators.
Motherhood makes women MORE comfortable with their bodies - "in general, women who were unhappy with the size and shape of their breasts had a more negative overall body image. But after having a child they tended to be happier with their cup size, which in turn gave them a more positive outlook on the rest of their bodies. New mothers may turn their focus to thinking of their breasts as useful for feeding their child instead of obsessing over how they look, the scientists suggested. And they added pregnancy often brought a welcome size benefit – with some women getting a boost from the extra cup sizes they gained... Of the non-mothers surveyed, more than two thirds (69 per cent) reported breast size dissatisfaction – with 44 per cent of them wanting larger breasts."
Meme - "My proudest accomplishment is... having 3 kids by 3 different guys & still being single"
Meme - "SOME LESBIANS DONT FANCY MEN, BUT LOOK LIKE MEN... TO ATTRACT OTHER LESBIANS, WHO DON'T FANCY MEN, WHO ALSO LOOK LIKE MEN..."
Meme - Iwe Ego Na Akwaeze: "My husband no longer insists when i say NO to him in bed, he turns around and falls into a deep sleep. need advice please"
When a lady says no, she means...
Meme - "Operator: What's your emergency?
Woman: I'm having some troubles in my life.
Operator: Have you tried posting an inspirational quote with the caption "THIS" & then making absolutely no fuckin changes in your life whatsoever?"
Meme - "My ex would not pay $35 to uber to me. The boy I've been talking to paid over $800 for a plane ticket to see me for 3 days. Moral of the story.. know your worth. You'll get your worth. The grass is in fact greener on the other side"
"The guy talking to you paid to bang you. The guy who was banging you earlier already knew it wasn't worth $35."
Meme - "What is your rate?"
"$220/ hr. but I pretty much charge by the piece. What do you have in mind?"
"I want to get something on my leg covered up but that's out of my price range"
"Okay. Well, Ink Monkey, Big City, and Idle Hands are local shops with great artists if you want to shop around. I'm out of the states at the moment anyway so there would be a wait."
"Can't you cut me a deal? I'm a single mom lol"
"I don't give a fuck if you run an orphanage, tbh."
"Wow fuck you dude. How about I let everyone know your a jckass"
Weird. I thought single moms had no money. Of course liberals will say poor people deserve nice things too. So we need to give them more money
Single mom is not a coupon code
Meme - The Mrs @igarglewithfire: "A convicted felon: *finds Christ*
People: Welcome home!
A promiscuous woman: *finds Christ*
People: Boooooo, you dirty whore! You're no different than a used up high mileage car. No quality man will ever want you.
Mid Eva's Court Jest... @WokeBigEva: "convicted felon who finds Christ: wonderful! I'll be your brother in eternity but you still have to serve your time
promiscuous woman who finds Christ: wonderful! I'll be your brother in eternity but I'm not going to marry you"
Meme - "Modern beauty standards
Small face
Big eyes
Sharp chin
Thin waist
Huge butt
Skinny legs
*praying mantis*"
Meme - "When a girl with A cups sends you tiddy pics
I'm going to have to stop you there young man"
Meme - "Trad Wife Dress. $59.99 Tax included.
Size XS-3XL
3XL (Sold Out)"
"YOUR "TRAD WIFE". RETARD FEATURE CREATURE"
