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Thursday, October 13, 2022

Fake Daughter OnlyFans

A story in three parts.

The third was an ifunny reject so I didn't try with the others.


Clarence the 5th: Filled with Dividen... @valuepunk "My daughter turned 18 today and I helped her launch her first OnlyFans profile. She is skipping college to focus on being a founder and entrepreneur. I am a very proud father.
This is my daughter @abellamariposa
Woah these photos of my daughter are *fire x3* *eggplant x3*"

(he's been banned, presumably for "harassment")


Abella Mariposa @abellamariposa: "Fuck this guy for telling people he’s my father & starting a riot"
"You will become a local hero after this... you will be famous soon. Praying you get a ton of new subscribers and then you buy me a $250 steak dinner"


Abella Mariposa @abellamariposa: "Now I can’t call me BF daddy when he fucks me 😑 twitter ruins everything"
Frenly Brian @FrenlyBrian: "Maybe you should repair your relationship with your actual father instead rather than seeking validation from horny men to fill the void?"

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