Observations - 8th February 2016

The most important reason to evacuate when the fire alarm rings is that the noise is fucking annoying.

"People are afraid of "radiation" like microwaves, WiFi and all that but can step into ionising UV radiation without sunblock"

"the #1 risk factor [for mass shootings] is media reporting
prior to the invention of the newspaper mass killings were uncommon, rare"

If you jaywalk from the shadows into the path of an oncoming vehicle which is 2s away you deserve to be knocked down

"Maybe to be a moderate and to know you are a moderate requires someone crazy enough to stand out there to mark the upper limit"

If you cannot choose what happens to you but you can choose how you react to it, what about depressed people?

Maybe the new American Dream is to play the media, get astronomical punitive damages in a lawsuit then write books and appear on talk shows (like Ahmed Mohamed)

If all Malays must be Muslim, does it mean that before Islam came to Southeast Asia there were no Malays?

It's easy to blame politicians. But what about those who vote for them? "The common man" is not innocent.

If the Copenhagen summit was the last chance for the planet, why did we waste time in Paris?

Traveling isn't the only thing you buy that makes you richer. What about a self-improvement course? Or a 10 year bond?


If no man can serve two masters, how about God and Country?


The coherence of an argument varies proportionately with the number of fucks in it