If homophobia were a conversation about food... (FTFY)

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!

Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is cat!

Bisexual Person: I like both!

Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY DO YOU EAT CAT?!?! WE SHOULD MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO EAT CATS YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

(Fixed from: I Am Creative. I Matter. — If homophobia were a conversation about food...)