Bots are quite intelligent these days

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." - Kin Hubbard

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Me: are you a bot

claire GONZALES: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz

Me: no

claire GONZALES: Hey sweetie...how are you ??

Me: I'd be happy if I knew you were not a bot

claire GONZALES: what's a bot??

Me: do I even know you?

claire GONZALES: nice ... wanna join me then on cam chat?? ;-)

Me: only if you let me fuck you

claire GONZALES: mhhm fuck me ;)

Me: mmm very good
I see the keyword sensors are well-calibrated

I am a nigerian prince
please send me $1,000 so I can wire you a million bucks

claire GONZALES: Its completly Free babe , plus my cam looks good cuz its in HD! ...im not even gonna get dressed im gonna stay in this towel lol ;-)

Me: that's not what I wanna hear
I need your bank account number

claire GONZALES: cc is just to verify age..you'll get in for free through my page!

Me: how can you say you're not a bot
you're just ignoring me :(

claire GONZALES: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz

Me: lol

claire GONZALES: just accept the buddy invite babe on the left to get free access , so while youdo that im gonna get a drink...

Me: are you drinking cyanide?

[Next day]

Mia THOMPSON: helllo there sexy..

Me: weren't you called something else last night?
is this the internet equivalent of beer goggles?