"An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer." - Evelle J. Younger

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Someone: i got myself a harry potter coat
which keeps me vvv warm

Me: uhh
get a magic wand too

Someone: i might
i want those fluffy boots first though

Me: they attract dirt like a magnet

Someone: girls are never practical

Me: hehe I'm glad you realise

Someone: well, that's why guys and girls are attracted to each other you see

i find myself being attracted to vvv rational guys
cause they are supposed to rein in my compulsive behaviour

Me: hahahahahaahahahahahahah
wth

Someone: it's true la

Me: so guys are attracted to vvv irrational girls because...?

Someone: because they like the carefree-ness of irrational girls

viola
simplement!


Someone else's Facebook status: [Name] had the best night ever, thanks girlsssss ♥

Me: No boyssssssssssss ah

I foresee my best night ever having girlsssss (:

Someone else: NO BOYS, it was a bachelorette party

Me: Tsk, so SEXIST

Someone else: better a sexist than a feminist


MFTTW: i found my top choice lab
for astar postdoc

i am shopping for labs remember... thus the resume making

i only have 5 on my list

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this is the top choice

also, ideal ratio of girl:guy, i.e. minimal girls

Me: HAHAHA can I quote that

MFTTW: yes

Me: as "MFTTW"? :0

MFTTW: yeah why not

then let pple slam me as misogynist
hurr hurr


MFTTW: shit
i have to go clothes shoopping

where does one acquire cool t-shirts in sg

Me: threadless.com


Someone: anything i'm supposed to see here? or is it just the lorem ipsums?

you seem to like that stuff alot, i recall you introduced yourself in demo possi using that

Me: latin?!

Someone: not latin per se; lorem ipsum
you were reciting that for some weird reason

Me: I don't remember leh ><
I know I used it somewhere

did I recite
or cut and paste
haha

Someone: recite

everyone was staring at you blankly
i knew what the hell you were reciting, but i was staring at you blankly anyway

what was that for anyway?

oh wait. were you trying to make a point about template self-introductions? my memory's kinda fogged up

Me: I don't remember doing this leh
ahhahahaha

Someone: or was it a bad dream of mine? then again, you're the sort of person who would memorise and recite it
so it's prolly real

Me: it's too long to memorise ><

Someone: the first few stanzas or something at least


MFS: so if you got a B.Soc.Sci (Hons) at NUS, does that mean you had to like, take 25 modules of economics?

mind boggling - its even more econ classes than for the Economics major at LSE!

... i think NUS econs easily gives a more comprehensive understanding of economics than at WashU or LSE. Easily.

Maybe only superseeded by MIT. Even Harvard Economics is not that difficult from my time there.


LDPVTP: the only thing more annoying than man is woman

i was briefly comparing working in a male-dominated environment vs a female-dominated environment


Someone: bigger people have bigger dicks
and americans are generally bigger than asians so.

but i don't know any correlation with vagina width
it varies too much


Someone else: OMG i'm in forensic science now
and its SO GROSS

Me: who ask you totake1

Someone else: HOW I KNOW

wahlao i tell you the module description is super misleading

they even mention archaelogy there...
but nooooo there's NOTHING on archaeology
just GROSS GROSS BODY PARTS YUCK!

Me: hahaha
maybe later on

the course gets good reviews lah

Someone else: ... this is week 8 already lorhh

its quite detailed (a bit too much if you ask me) and they have cool external speakers
but THEY JUST SHOWED A BODY IN DIFFERENT STAGES OF DECOMPOSITIONG

Me: hahahahahaha

haha what possessed you

Someone else: aaauuuggghhh i totally regret taking this zomg

my love for CSI the tv series and funky archaeology

uuuurrrggghhh they just showed a whole bunch pictures of people's insidess......
aaaaaaggghhhhhh

Me: hehe

I've seen such before
so fun

they dissected a drug smuggler
condoms in stomach

Someone else: uuuggghhhh

i just ate a coookieeeee

awwggghhh its naasstttyyy

you saw ONE body
i'm seeing MANYMANY ZOMG!

i dont think i can look at people the same way for a few days
i'll just keep on imagining their INSIDESSSSS

ughh i dont think i can sit through this lecture
ughh

i want to get to the sexual violence part of the lecture, not the YUCKY LACERATION PART ZOMG!

Me: wth did you bring a cookie there

what do you think you look like inside

eh wth
you like sexual wounds ah

Someone else: IT WAS MY POST DINNER SNACK!

nono, but i always wondered how they determined rape vs consensual sex...

everything else is just gross

Me: gah
you don't need forensic science for that

Someone else: graaahhh

oh gross some guy forced his penis into a girl's mouth... and missed the mouth ad got the area between the teeth and upper lip instead
FAIL LOR

and now... we are looking at a closeup into a vagina/hymen
GROSSSSSS

Me: is it pierced?

wth
how didh e miss the mouth

Someone else: no its not pierced...

but omg its like, ALL THE INSIDES OF THE BODY EEWWW
very, er, gooey looking

and i donno how he missed the mouth... fail lah!
he missed the mouth, and hit the area between the teeth and upper lip
the gums there lah
and broke the little piece of skin connecting the lip and gum

sigh now we're going into autoerotic asphyxia
zomg

aaahhhhh WHY ARE MEN SO WEIRD

got damn weirdass sex aids
like, literally weirdASS!

Me: honey, you don't know the half of it

Someone else: even got electrical stimulation

apparently AAA batteries are okay cos voltage not very high...
but some people use CAR BATTERIES!!!

Me: there are more things people find kinky than all the entities in heaven and earth

Someone else: zomg

i know what they are lah, and i know there're damn lotsa weird things...

but hearing the kind of injuries they can cause is like, WTF WHY WOULD PEOPLE DO THISSS???

the injuries are super gross lah
esp the pics. NOT porno like at all.

like, some people connect their penis pump to a vacuum cleaner... and it SUCKS THE SKIN OF IT!

Me: well
that's when they go wrong

why would people do this?
why do humans exist? what drives them to procreate?

Someone else: eehhh what procreation
its just. OMG SWOLLEN PENIS NOW!

cos they put rings on it or something

aiyohhhh
men ahhhhh

Me: ah cock rings
*random anecdote about a female friend*

but you're right lah
IMO guys are somewhat more kinky

Someone else: anyway, why men so kinky oneee