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Sunday, August 31, 2008

"I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better." - Kevin Rose

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Japan trip
Day 7 - 12th June - Amanohashidate
(Part 3)


Boredom while I was trying to finish my Coke.


Trees


I quite liked the garden of this house


The other Chie-no-wa Toro ("wisdom ring stone lantern")

I then visited the Kono Shrine, where "festival God of here is God of ancient times Israel. The makes of the Shinto shrine and the Tabernacle are almost same. Japanese carry "mikosi" which means the portable shrine at the time of festival. This custom is conveying the figure that Israel carriy the Ark of the Covenant until the present lively. Although Japanese eat rice cake in New Year, this is leaving the custom of Passover as it is."


Torii




Fenced-off washup point


Grass at one of the sub-entrances. I'm sure it has some significance.


Altar


Here is something I need readers' assistance with:


"恋爱成就" (note the honour system: at some less well-staffed shrines and temples merchandise is sold this way)
The actual amulets say "恋成就お守"

So far I've figured out that they are "Love success amulet". What I haven't figured out is whether:

i) the ones with a guy on the front are meant to find you a guy and the ones with a girl on the front are meant to find you a girl (possibly "heteronormative")

or

ii) the ones with a guy on the front are for guys and the ones with a girl on the front are for girls

I have one with the guy and two with the girl, so either way I'm hedged. Maybe I should just keep all three, hurr hurr.

[Addendum: The ones with the boy are for boys and likewise for the girls.]

Closeups:





Shrine plaque

The standard Japanese rate for ema (prayer plaques) is Y500, except for Meiji Jingu, where they were Y600. I considered dedicated one with the prayer: "I wish more people here would speak English".




Turtles on a turtle


Map of shrine


I like the birds on the roof of this house

Next I went to a less visited shrine further away, Funai Jinja.



Although the shrine looked old, there were signs of modernisation like:


Power supply in the side of one building


There was no one but me and the CCTV camera


I Am The Walrus


This being "真名井" ("True Name Well") presumably you were supposed to drink some of the water. I assumed the decanting tools here were to help visitors do that. Although I'd finished the Coke I'd decanted to my bottle, I decided not to fill it up with water from here, because it was "真名井" and not "清洁井" ("Clean Well")

There was a Fumato Shrine another 0.4km away but I decided to forget it and just mount the hill for my view of Amanohashidate.


"Water, with Natural Mineral Water"
This being the country of snake oil, I can see people falling for this.

After so much walking, I decided to have some ice cream.


Soft serve with black bean paste. I think the second is chestnut.

I visited the toilet of that outlet and saw strange things, like:


English-Tagalog fruit chart


A roadside shop in Amanohashidate was also the last place I expected to see a modern Jap toilet.
I like how there's a soap dispenser, unlike in MOST JAPANESE TOILETS, and it is integrated into the toilet seat (if you use too much soap, I can imagine the next flush being... interesting).


I can't remember if I pressed the pink button to see if this model had an ATR.

The nice thing about Japanese restaurants is that the ones that don't serve you tea from the get-go all give you free iced water, and it's mostly automatic.


Chestnuts. Before this I didn't know they came with hair. Blame gao laak sellers.


Bamboo (?)

Tired of walking, I took the funicular up. From the funicular I saw people on the parallel chairlift (don't ask me why there were 2 forms of transport with the same origin and destination). Somehow I didn't see the chairlift before I got my ticket, or I'd have tried it.


Chairlift. Notice the safety net. How wimpy.


Funicular


View from Funicular

They had more money-making gimmicks from the top.


You pay Y100 for 3 clay (?) discs which you try to fling through the hoop. IIRC I asked a young Jap couple what would happen if I was successful - would I be granted good fortune? Typically, they were unable to answer.

I then got my view of Amanohashidate from the viewing point.


No, do not adjust your screen. It's supposed to be like this.

Viewing Heaven's Bridge

"The proper position of the bridge is in the heavens which requires the viewer to turn their back to the view and look out upside-down through their legs. The view down the mountain, while assuming the proper position, is considered one of Japan's three best views. Millions of people have come view Amanohashidate upside-down for over a millennium."


Me doing the Matanozoki (the name of the poze), following in a millennium-long tradition.


View from the wrong side up








Islands


Seaside village


Local brand food. It was probably lousy and overpriced (capitalising on the name) so I didn't buy any.
"La speranza che delude sempre!" - Turandot

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PANG
Una femmina colla corona in testa...

PONG
... e il manto colla frangia?

PING
Ma se la spogli nuda, ...

PONG
... è carne!

PANG
È carne cruda!

PING
È roba ...

PING, PONG, PANG
... che non si mangia!

CALAF
Lasciatemi passare, ...

PING, PONG, PANG
Ah, ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah!

CALAF
... lasciatemi!

PING
Lascia le donne!
O prendi cento spose,
che, in fondo, la più sublime
Turandot del mondo
ha una faccia, due braccia,
e due gambe, sì belle, imperiali ,
sì, sì, belle, sì, ma sempre quelle!
Con cento mogli, o sciocco,
avrai gambe a ribocco,
duecento braccia
e cento dolci petti ...

PONG, PANG
Cento petti . . .

PING
... sparsi per cento letti, …

PING, PONG, PANG
… per cento letti!
Ah, ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah!


The rest is dedicated to Frigid Girl:

PING, PONG, PANG
Non v'è in China per nostra fortuna
donna più che rinneghi l'amor!
Una sola ce n'era e quest'una
che fu ghiaccio,
ora è vampa ed ardor!
Principessa, il tuo impero si stende
dal Tsè?Kiang all'immenso Jang?Tsè!

PING
Ma là, dentro alle soffici tende,
c'è uno sposo che impera su te!

PING, PONG, PANG
Tu dei baci già senti l'aroma,
già sei doma, sei tutta languor!

PONG,PANG
Gloria, gloria alla notte segreta,
che il prodigio ora vede compir!

PING, PANG
Gloria, gloria alla ...

PONG
Alla gialla coperta di seta ...

PING, PANG
... notte segreta!

PONG
... testimonio dei dolci sospir!
Nel giardin sussurran le cose
e tintinnan campanule d'or …
Si sospiran parole amorose, …

PING
... di rugiada s'imperiano i fior!

PING, PONG, PANG
Gloria, gloria al bel corpo discinto
che il mistero ignorato ora sa!
Gloria all'ebbrezza e all'amore che ha vinto
e alla China la pace ridà,
alla China la pace ridà,
la pace ridà!


TURANDOT
O Principi, che a lunghe carovane
d'ogni parte del mondo
qui venite a gettar la vostra sorte,
io vendico su voi, su voi
quella purezza, quel grido e quella morte!
Quel grido e quella morte!
Mai nessun m'avrà!
Mai nessun, nessun m'avrà!
L'orror di chi l'uccise
vivo nel cuor mi sta.
No, no! Mai nessun m'avrà!
Ah, rinasce in me l'orgoglio
di tanta purità!


CALAF
La tua anima è in alto,
ma il tuo corpo è vicino!
Con le mani brucianti
stringerò i lembi d'oro
del tuo manto stellato.
La mia bocca fremente
premerò su di te …

TURANDOT
Non profanarmi!

CALAF
Ah! Sentirti viva!

TURANDOT
Indietro!

CALAF
Sentirti viva!

TURANDOT
Indietro!

CALAF
Sentirti viva!

TURANDOT
Non profanarmi! Non profanarmi!

CALAF
Il gelo tuo è menzogna!

TURANDOT
Indietro!

CALAF
È menzogna!

TURANDOT
No, mai nessun m'avrà!

CALAF
Ti voglio mia!

TURANDOT
Dell'ava lo strazio
non si rinnoverà! Ah, no!

CALAF
Ti voglio mia!

TURANDOT
Non mi toccar, straniero!
È un sacrilegio!

CALAF
No, il bacio tuo
mi dà l'eternità!

TURANDOT
Sacrilegio!
Che è mai di me?
Perduta!
The Singapore Lyric Opera Chorus was horrible in Turandot (not singing in unison, early entries etc). Even a Secondary School Choir can sing better.

The Philharmonic Orchestra was somewhat better, but even then they weren't playing together all the time.

Yet, they dared to have not two, not three but FOUR curtain calls.


"‘In the opera the most difficult part is making [the princess] Turandot believable. You have to make use of all the other characters to do so. For example, Calaf has seen her only once and is immediately entranced, to the extent that he gambles with his life for her. So on stage, you have to balance the believability of this so-called icy beauty and the reality of the singer who happens to be on the stage.’ He relates with a chuckle: ‘I once had a production with a 300- pound soprano who sang superbly well, but it was very difficult to make her look believable, so I had to stage her very far away from the audience, in very special lighting.’"

--- the Staging Guy


"All the participants agreed that Alfano's solution to the problem of making Calaf's kiss sufficiently momentous is an utter failure, and a distasteful one - it sounds rather like Fafner's killing of Fasolt: a piled-up chord is followed by heavy bass-drum thwacks and then silence, and the miracle of melting the Princess's heart of ice has apparently been accomplished. Roger Parker rightly pointed out that this music is more suitable for a rape than a conversion, though it was precisely the act of making convincing Turandot's change of heart, or acquisition of one, that caused Puccini's block...

Even the restrained Julian Budden, in his excellent new book on Puccini, writes that `Nothing in the text of the final duet suggests that Calaf's love for Turandot amounts to anything more than a physical obsession: nor can the ingenuities of Simoni and Adami's text for "Del primo pianto" convince us that the Princess's submission is any less hormonal'"

--- Hollow swan-song


In other news, I still like only one opera.

Drama, pathos and emo just don't appeal to me.
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