"我开鲍鱼的工具 *鲍鱼刀*
别人开鲍鱼的工具 *奔驰车*"
(not rejected by iFunny but the OCR would've been messed up anyway)
"Lauren, 24
Stop looking at the boobs, I'm the other one."
*Woman in cowgirl suit with multiple teats sticking out*
I like to think of myself as a Renaissance Man, who champions the values of the Enlightenment and aspires to the Cardinal Virtues of Prudence, Temperance, Justice and Fortitude.
I am also a student of the Misery of the Human Condition.
"君子报仇，十年不晚"
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