Trolling FAPs for Fun and Amusement

(On Roy Ngerng)

A: "Our tongue is just like a two edged knife. Choose to bless and not to hurt."

Heavenly Father, teach us to be gentle as we speak. Convict our hearts and guard our lips. To be mindful of the words that we speak today.

Problem is Roy has chose to hurt so it is only fair he gets back his just desserts. Had he chosen to bless others

Me: I guess Lee Kuan Yew deserves what's coming to him then.

A: You carry on twisting words and insulting others, you just wait and see how the almighty will "take care" of you. KARMA is a bitch, don't say we didn't warn you.

Me: You might wish to know that you have just committed an offence under Section 508 of the Penal Code, Act caused by inducing a person to believe that he will be rendered an object of divine displeasure

"Whoever voluntarily causes or attempts to cause any person to do anything which that person is not legally bound to do, or to omit to do anything which he is legally entitled to do, by inducing or attempting to induce that person to believe that he, or any person in whom he is interested, will become or will be rendered by some act of the offender an object of divine displeasure if he does not do the thing which it is the object of the offender to cause him to do, or if he does the thing which it is the object of the offender to cause him to omit, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to one year, or with fine, or with both."

A: Again, stop twisting words and playing the fool here.

Me: Verily, I am unworthy and worth less than dust. I abase myself.

B: Dafuq did I just read lol...