"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." - Oscar Wilde

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"President Howard Ackerman was a great American. I was proud to be his friend, and proud to be his Vice-President.

Yes, he did try to level Moscow and kill millions of innocent people, but only because he was trying to protect us. And in the end, isn't that what really matters?...

We will share with our defeated enemies the fruits of capitalism and consumerism. If they're shopping for cars and plasma tvs, they won't wanna build up massive armies, or invent new weapons of war.

They'll be enjoying the American Dream, sitting with their families on Super Sunday watching the big game with the rest of us"


Gah.