"I bet you when that mom fired me
from my nanny job, she didn't
think I'd still be part of the family
in 9 months ... *pregnant woman*"
"Christiane F @isa2001m: Women describing the ick: he asked for a straw at McDonalds
Men describing the ick:
>finding out a girl has fucked one
of their friends
>finding out she's had an
abortion
>finding out she's fucked a nigger"
“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY: "The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman *Sadie Sink*"
Loulou Gunner ❤️ @GunnerLoulou: "Can we do a post about men with small dicks?"
