"Never judge a book by its cover *short penis with visible bump in pants vs long penis with no visible bump*"
"What she thinks I mean when I tell her I'm built like a Greek God: *chiselled muscles*
What I actually mean: *small penis*"
Sexy tall alien: "Hey handsome. You can call me peace."
Short astronaut: *"I come in peace" sign*
I like to think of myself as a Renaissance Man, who champions the values of the Enlightenment and aspires to the Cardinal Virtues of Prudence, Temperance, Justice and Fortitude.
I am also a student of the Misery of the Human Condition.
"君子报仇，十年不晚"
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