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Sunday, July 03, 2022

Links - 3rd July 2022 (2 - Women)

Valorant Streamer “JasonR” Accused of Faking Stream Crashes to Avoid Playing With Women - "In 2018, Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, who is one of the biggest content creators in the world, publicly stated that he does not play with female gamers since he did not want to feed unnecessary drama or clickbait content"
Comments (elsewhere): "What the fuck man - if you go out of your way to play with them you’re a creep, if you don’t you’re a creep. This is why nobody wants to play with women in games"
"women fake orgasms and we fake game crashes"

Meme - Black Trans Lives Matter: "Turns out my wife has a rare recessive BIPOC gene! She told me how the science works when I saw she was black. Nature is amazing!"

Meme - Zhang Yong @zhang_yong1: "this impression of america woman: "I whine complain all day have 17 abortion from black man sex , do not know how cook hot pot , live messy disgusting apartment . all men bad garbage ! why nobody marry ? " 坏蛋"

Meme - Derry Not Dairy @derrytweets: "After 21 years married, I've asked my husband for a divorce. I feel happy and excited about a new chapter!"
Alisa Etchells @hipmom56: "Well, let me just say, you'll be extremely lucky if a new chapter is waiting for you. I've been divorced for 20 years and I haven't found anyone yet. Biggest mistake I ever made."

I left my husband because the sex was boring. Now I’m having the same problem with my new partner Too bad the columnist doesn't understand new relationship energy

Can We Be Honest About Women? - "Here’s a little secret we have to say out loud: Women love the sexual interplay they experience with men, and they relish men desiring their beauty. Why? Because it is part of their nature. Women want to be desired by men, to attract them, to be the only woman in the world for that man. Their beauty is an essential part of their allure, especially when men and women first meet. They have little else to go on because they don’t know each other, and beauty serves as a guidepost to greater interest. Outside of a woman looking for a mate, her beauty is a source of power because men and other women value it. This is why married women still want to be beautiful. It’s an expression of their femininity, which doesn’t disappear at the altar. We don’t need studies to bear this out, though we do have them. A recent Pew Research study says society values physical attractiveness in women the most. Nurturing and empathy are second. The top traits most valued in men are morality and professional success. In other words, men want women who are attractive and emotionally connective, and women want good men who are financially successful. Feminists will say this is a social construct from the Victorian era that has yet to be cleansed from our society. I say this is human nature. So do history, religion, and millennia of myths, legends, and literature. Humanity’s stories are filled with the most competent man winning the most beautiful woman. Men are drawn to beauty like moths to a flame, and women want to be the flame... This is true even for all those beautiful women who hook up with rich, powerful men—the “arm candy.” I was watching a Premier League soccer match the other day, and the camera focused on one of the rich owners and his wife. He was short, old, and terribly unattractive. She was a foot taller than him, with long blond hair and legs for miles. She was dressed in a fur, and diamonds graced her fingers. She didn’t look miserable at all. In fact, she looked like the cat who ate the canary. One has to ask, who here is actually exploiting whom?"

I’m an 18-year-old stay-at-home wife, people slam me for being lazy but I don't care, I like to sleep in the afternoon - "CAST your mind back to when you were 18 - and if you're anything like us, you were probably partying non-stop, figuring out your first job and trying to navigate your rocky love life. But for Clara Bell, life couldn't be more different. Last year, the teen, from Kentucky, married her boyfriend Trey after just two WEEKS of dating and now considers herself to be a stay-at-home wife... "Our families didn't attend because it was so last minute - it was literally just the two of us. There was a minister who we had come to the beach with a photographer, but that was it.""

Man refuses to give up bus seat for pregnant woman, says pregnancy 'her choice' - "he works on his feet all day and has a walk home after getting off the bus so the time he spends in the bus is his only sitting time during the time."

Large breasts and narrow waists indicate high reproductive potential in women - "Physical characteristics, such as breast size and waist-to-hip ratio (WHR), function as important features used by human males to assess female attractiveness. Males supposedly pay attention to these features because they serve as cues to fecundity and health. Here, we document that women with higher breast-to-underbreast ratio (large breasts) and women with relatively low WHR (narrow waists) have higher fecundity as assessed by precise measurements of daily levels of 17-beta-oestradiol (E2) and progesterone. Furthermore, women who are characterized by both narrow waists and large breasts have 26% higher mean E2 and 37% higher mean mid-cycle E2 levels than women from three groups with other combinations of body-shape variables, i.e. low WHR with small breasts and high WHR with either large or small breasts. Such gains in hormone levels among the preferred mates may lead to a substantial rise in the probability of conception, thus providing a significant fitness benefit."

Breast asymmetry and phenotypic quality in women - "Breasts in humans are highly sexually dimorphic compared to other closely related primate species. One possible explanation for this increase in breast size is that breast asymmetry contains information regarding women's phenotypic quality. The purpose of this work was to consider the relationship between asymmetry and measures of body size, body composition, and fertility. We found significant associations between breast asymmetry and height, body mass, and breast volume (positive associations), breast “density” (negative association), and the woman's age and her age at first childbirth (positive associations). The relationship between asymmetry and breast volume showed evidence of negative allometry, that is, women with large breasts had smaller asymmetry than expected for their breast size. Asymmetry was lower in married women compared to unmarried women and negatively related to offspring number. A multiple regression analysis, with breast asymmetry as the dependent variable, showed a strong significant relationship with breast volume (positive association) and significant relationships with age at first childbirth (positive association) and number of offspring (negative association). Asymmetric women therefore had fewer children later in life that did symmetric women. Simple linear and multiple regression analysis showed that breast volume was a strong predictor of body size and composition (weight, height, and breast density) and a weak predictor of age and age at menarche. It was not related to offspring number or age at first childbirth. Our data support the thesis that mammotropic hormones, particularly estrogen, are harmful because they suppress the immune system. Heavy women with high levels of body fat produce more estrogen and, therefore, bigger breasts. However, more estrogen leads to an increase in breast asymmetry. Women with “good genes” are able to produce symmetric breasts despite the presence of large quantities of estrogen. Large and symmetric breasts are therefore honest signals of high phenotypic quality in women."

Meme - "Seriously, can we please talk about how i's possible to have an economy in which every college graduate woman has a vague non-profit NGO job that seems to be 90% comprised of writing emails and attending zoom meetings"
"Most of the UN, unironically"

Do You Love Me? Psychological Characteristics of Romance Scam Victims - "The online dating romance scam is an Advance Fee Fraud, typically conducted by international criminal groups via online dating sites and social networking sites. This type of mass-marketing fraud (MMF) is the most frequently reported type of MMF in most Western countries. This study examined the psychological characteristics of romance scam victims by comparing romance scam victims with those who had never been scammed by MMFs. Romance scam victims tend to be middle-aged, well-educated women. Moreover, they tend to be more impulsive (scoring high on urgency and sensation seeking), less kind, more trustworthy, and have an addictive disposition. It is argued here that these findings might be useful for those developing prevention programs and awareness campaigns."
Victim blaming!

Meme - "This man left me at the bar because a random man I don't know and never have talked to in my life sent me a shot to our table. He literally got up and left me here."
"Did you accept the drink? If so, I would've left too. I would've taken that as disrespect."

[#297|+1114|240] I(19F) think I need help... [/r/TwoXChromosomes] : Nudelete - "My boyfriend(30M) and I have been dating for about a year. He used to be really heavy into drugs, but quit a few years before he met me. About 3 months ago, he asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome with one of his guy friends. I wasn't sure, but figured whatever, let's give it a go. It was a great experience, and we both had a great time. Since then, we've had a threesome with a different friend, though sometimes repeats of last friends, every week. Maybe twice a week at most. After about a month and a half, he'd just say he wasn't feeling into it, and simply watch me have sex with whichever friend was there. A few times he would even leave me there for the night. He was cool with it, and so was I. Last weekend, we went to a bar, and met this new guy he claimed to have known for a couple years. We went back to his friends hotel room, and had a threesome, and then he said he was heading out. Me and this guy had sex a few more times, and afterwards, just laid there and talked. He was really cool to talk about, and knew alot about engineering(my major). This college talk lead to him asking me, "Is that why you do this? So you can pay for college?"
Uh. What?
Apparently I'm a prostitute. I have never been so fucking disgusted in my life. My own boyfriend has been selling me!! They weren't his friends, they were customers from craisglist!! What do I do? Can I call the police? How do I prove this when I don't know any of the guys names? I agreed to the sex so they didn't rape me, I don't think."

Meme - AITA or is this relationship exhausting?: "Can you believe the nerve of this guy? How is he not TA? Sure seems like an AH to me. Am I wrong for thinkong so?"
"I'm a single father of 3 and another one on the way. They are my world. If you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up, Must have your own car, preferably a minivan. Must be able to cock, clean and be submissive. No taller than 5'5". Must be fit. Have your source of income and no kids of your"
Imagine not recognising parody. Only women are allowed to have standards

Meme - "Today exactly seven years ago I asked Kim to be the mother of my doll baby for a school project. She was my crush but until that day she had never spoken to me. We quickly realized we were great parents and named our doll "Sophia'. I told Kim one day we would have a real daughter and we would name her that. She laughed. It never crossed my mind then that seven years later would be holding Kim's daughter and would have the opportunity to support them as a step-father. 'Thank you Kim for giving me a chance even if it took seven years.#LoveYouKimandSophia"

Comedian Leslie Jones Makes Sad Confession: ‘Men Don’t Notice Me, I May Die Alone’ - "Leslie Jones is one of the most funniest and talented comedians today."
I can't tell which part of this article is the joke

Meme - "I'm [22F] feeling depressed because of my lack of dating prospects as an OnlyFans content creator.
Using a throwaway so I can't be traced to my main account. As the title says I'm an onlyfans content creator that is just now realizing my lack of dating prospects because of what I do. I started out doing OF because I thought it was a good way to make quick money and liked showing off my body since it gave me a confidence boost. And to my advantage I did end up making a lot of money and gained +100k followers on Twitter. But none of that matters to me anymore since my love life as I know it is dead. Men only message me to get their dick wet. I've been told many times that I'll never be girlfriend material. The men do end up dating are ashamed to be seen with me in public and treat me like a dirty secret. The worst thing that's happened to me was when a guy really liked canceled our date because he found my account. When I asked him why he canceled he said quote 'no self respecting man would date used up goods'. After that I'd only hear from him late at night if he wanted to hookup. At this point I'm considering deleting all my accounts and changing my identity. I feel so stupid for even entertaining OF in the first place. I wish had the foresight to see how it would ruin my chances at a good relationship. Sure I'm sexually open and like to show off my body but also want commitment. I want flowers and romantic dates. I want to be held in a non sexual way and be told 'I love you' (can you believe no guy has ever told me love you'). Eventually I would like a family of my own. But all of that feels nearly impossible. I've been crying every single day because no one wants take to me seriously in love. I'll always be seen as nothing but used up goods because I I did OF."

Meme - rave daphne ubbi: "I met this boy @UbbidubbiFest last weekend and never got his @ he stayed with me the entire festival on day two. Vincent the Aquarius from midland, tx, you've been in my mind ever since. Twitter do your thing"
Bella: "Yeah that WAS my boyfriend, but you can have him now."

Meme - "Fat woman: I am perfect the way I am
Muscular man: I will never be perfect"

Meme - "Hey fellas, Is your girl confusing at times? Does she solve your problems? Is she a bit bigger on top than she is on the bottom? That's not your girl, that's The quadratic formula"

Meme - "YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY HUSBAND'S RANK"
"I don't know ranks off hand because I'm a normal person, Mrs. Two Red Chevrons"
"It resembles both the Navy and the Coast Guard petty officer second class, but it isn't either"
"Got it. I'll refer to her as petty and second class"

Meme Ren King: "Sarah Haider: I don't think men really grasp truly how much kinder they are to women they find attractive"
Richard Hulsey: "that goes both ways."
Ren King: "nobody cares"
"Sometimes I worry that women ARE sending us their best people."
SPOING!
Comment: "Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're going to have to work."

Kate Iselin: Why I only date men who visit sex workers - "I know that, for a lot of people, this is one of the exact qualities wanted least in a partner. Knowing that your beau has made a few visits to their local lingerie bar or gentlemen’s club is enough to break up some relationships before they even begin. But sex workers — whether we’re dancers, masseuses, dominatrixes, full-service workers, webcam performers, phone operators, or anything else under the sun — are talented, creative, and resourceful people who provide intimacy, sex, and fun to those who crave it. Sex workers provide a shoulder to cry on for those who need someone to confide in and bring entertainment and joy to anyone looking to celebrate. We’re warm and open-minded people who spend time with individuals from all walks of life, and know how to make them feel comfortable and special at some of their most vulnerable moments. The work we do should be respected and celebrated as an integral part of society, because that’s exactly what it is. As a sex worker, this is rarely what I hear when I tell a potential partner about my job... It’s taken me a while to realise, but the best relationships I’ve had have been with people who have experienced sex work from the client side: someone who has taken the plunge and visited an escort, someone who isn’t scared to plan a night at a strip club, or someone who, at the very least, has the decency to pay for the porn they watch. Although the world of sex work I describe may still seem alien to a partner, they at least have some frame of reference for what I would get up to at work: the conversations in the girls’ room don’t seem so foreign, the late nights become more understandable, and they can finally accept that even the friendliest of clients pose no threat to a committed relationship. After visiting a worker themselves and understanding that a sexual service isn’t equivalent to an illicit affair, I trust that any romantic partner who has also visited a service provider sees my job for exactly what it is: a job. I’m no longer accepting it as a compliment if a man could never see himself walking in to a parlour. The vast, vast majority of men — indeed, people of all genders — I have met while working were good, kind people who enjoyed my company and understood that I provided them with a professional service. I would hope that any potential partner I met would, like many other people in the world, have the self-knowledge to recognise when they are craving attention and affection and seek it out through the services of a sex worker if they don’t have anyone else in their life to provide it. There’s nothing wrong or bad about being a sex worker and there’s nothing wrong or bad about visiting one, either. While there are plenty of sleazy men in the world, I can say with absolute certainty that I’ve met more unsavoury characters at my local pub than I have in any brothel."
The headline wouldn't be so sexy if it revealed that she was one too

‘I’m a boring middle-aged professor with a husband... and three lovers’ - "according to recent research by YouGov, one in 100 British adults were in an open relationship, while nine per cent were open to the idea... although Ichikawa is dating, he doesn’t have another partner, simply because of the lack of polyamorous women. The imbalance is common, says Jenkins. The stigma and judgment for women, in particular, is a big downside."

The secret to a fantastic sex life? Two-inch heels | News | The Times - "Women who frequently wear heels at least two inches high are more likely to be happy with their sex lives, Chinese researchers suggest. The reason is that shoes of this height stimulate the pelvic floor muscles, which are integral to female sexual satisfaction. Flat shoes or very high heels did not reap the same benefits... The research also found that wearing two-inch heels could cut the risk of urinary problems."

Meme - "Being a woman is great
Hey, I'm a twitch tittystreamer you definitely would have heard of, and honestly my life is
so much better than all of yours
>Start stream
>Thousands of losers like you all tune in to watch
>Idiots immediately start throwing bits, donating and subscribing literally just because they can see the tiniest bit of my cleavage
>Spend 3 hours doing nothing but hanging out in my room, very occasionally answering chat
>Pretend I need to get something so can bend over
>Donations skyrocket
>"Okay that's it for today guys byeeeeee"
>Collect a MINIMUM of $8k for doing this
>Go through to the next room and give my boyfriend a blowjob so he orders us food and buys us some weed
>Do it all again the next day
How does it feel knowing I've had more success in me early twenties than you'll have in your entire life literally just because I have decently sized tits? Lol"

Meme - "There's nothing about female bodies moving around that is inherently sexual, and anyone who sees a child "twerking" and says it's sexual is putting that meaning on her, she's not putting it on herself"
"I'll be blunt and say its because that's the exact bodily movement women make when they are riding your dick, so it makes normal people extremely uncomfortable to see a child doing it. This is just "tell me you haven't had sex without saying you haven't had sex"."

Meme - Pete Dominick @ @PeteDominick: "You know what teaches bad shit to little girls who just want to dance in time square ? Your church.
Someone explain to me what is wrong with a child twerking. I still do not understand. What is the concern?"

How magic is forcing girls to avoid pre-marriage sex - "On her wedding day, Fatima entered her mother’s room accompanied by an old woman carrying a rusty key. The key was meant to break the magic spell cast on her sixteen years ago. This act of “sealing”, which is known in Tunisia as ‘tasfih’, was delivered on a female’s body and meant to shield her virginity until her wedding day by ensuring she will avoid sexual intercourse outside of marriage. The spell gets only lifted when a girl’s wedding is impending. The bride appears to submit to her fate, but the memory of what she went through is never easy to forget. At the age of ten, her mother and the same old woman made cuts on her left thigh and forced her to eat a raisin dipped in her own blood, hoping for this eccentric rite to stand between Fatima and any future pre-marriage sexual relationship. This event left a great psychological impact on the young girl."

Teacher thought she had right to sex with teen boys | Toronto Sun - "Carrie Witt, 47, pleaded guilty to one count of a school employee engaging in a sex act with a student under the age of 19... The popular history, psychology and social studies teacher at Decatur High School was arrested in March 2016 and charged with having sex with two students, ages 17 and 18... It wasn’t clear whether she was having threesomes with the victims or the actions were separate. But before the party crashed in on Witt on Monday, her lawyers claimed she had a constitutional right to have sex with the students. The legal eagles argued that state statutes prohibiting a school employee from having sex with a student are unconstitutional."
No wonder she was popular

Gwyneth Paltrow gushed about teen son’s 'cute' reaction to her company selling vibrators | The Post Millennial - "Actress and businesswoman Gwyneth Paltrow bragged about her teen son's reaction to her company, Goop, selling vibrators on a recent episode of The Ellen Show, claiming that he called her a "feminist" for selling the adult toys. Paltrow claimed that her 15-year-old son Moses said the "sweetest thing," about Goop selling vibrators, noting that he used to be "embarrassed" by his mother's company selling the items... This isn't the first time Paltrow's son has played a part in selling her products promoting or featuring sexual themes. In an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in June of 2020, then 14-year-old Moses appeared on the show alongside his mother to promote her new candle: "This Smells Like My Orgasm.""

Meme - Goddess: "I can cum 8 times & not get tired. Men cum 2-3 times & they gotta reboot like 1995 Windows computer."
gi: "Y'all need 9 months to push out a baby, I need only 9 seconds."

Meme - "*Father holding daughter up above him* The absolute worst way to re-create a family photo"

Bucky with the Good Arm on Twitter - "Woman hates on childless couples at Disney World, while complaining about the exhaustion and terribleness of having children at Disney World."

'My husband keeps being promoted – he doesn't know it's because I bonk his boss' - "I've been f**king his boss for a few years. His promotions mean longer hours away from home so I can continue to f**k his boss."

I want all the perks of maternity leave — without having any kids - "Meghann Foye, 38, was jealous of co-workers clocking out for maternity leave, and decided she needed a break of her own. Here, the author of the novel “Meternity” (Mira, out now), tells The Post’s Anna Davies why she believes every woman deserves mandated “me time.”... I came to believe in the value of a “meternity” leave — which is, to me, a sabbatical-like break that allows women and, to a lesser degree, men to shift their focus to the part of their lives that doesn’t revolve around their jobs... It seemed that parenthood was the only path that provided a modicum of flexibility. There’s something about saying “I need to go pick up my child” as a reason to leave the office on time that has far more gravitas than, say, “My best friend just got ghosted by her OkCupid date and needs a margarita” — but both sides are valid. And as I watched my friends take their real maternity leaves, I saw that spending three months detached from their desks made them much more sure of themselves. One friend made the decision to leave her corporate career to create her own business; another decided to switch industries. From the outside, it seemed like those few weeks of them shifting their focus to something other than their jobs gave them a whole new lens through which to see their lives."
Weird. I thought maternity leave was not a perk but a necessity, and even four months of maternity leave is not enough, and anyone who even suggests that parental leave or arrangements are a perk is a misogynist

Firefighters use 'jaws of life' on woman who got stuck in a chair while making a fetish TikTok video

Vietnamese TikToker says she was 'disowned' for refusing to fund sister's 'lavish' college lifestyle - "her parents made her take up all of her sister’s financial responsibilities, including paying for her room and board, tuition and living expenses. She also had to pay her sister’s friends because her sister owed them money for shopping, Uber Eats, clubs and bars."

TikTok Is Talking About 'Hogging' And It's Pretty Disturbing - "“Hogging is a practice in which men will typically prey on fat women, and make bets with their friends about finding the fattest and most unattractive woman and having sex with her.” “Sometimes they will then, in the completion of having sex with her, have the entire group of men come barging in the room, and they’ll start oinking and harassing the woman until she leaves that space.”... “When it comes to any form of violence surrounding sex and sexuality, one of the most important parts is men holding each other accountable,” she explained. “In order to get them to do that, they need to hear what it even is in the first place, and know that it’s a thing that exists and happens.”"
Trying to sleep with a woman = violence
I like how women are not accountable (as always)

I slept with my date for the first time and he dumped me because of my body - "In the texts, he told her: “Hey, this isn’t going to work. “You’re sexy and funny but seeing your hairy armpits is a no-go, it’s just my preference.” Immediately, she clapped back and said: “So you having armpits is fine, but not me, a woman who also grows hair there?” “It’s just my preference,” he simply responded.. The woman then slammed him: “But you have a d–k shaped like a croissant isn’t my preference, but I understand that it’s not something you can help."... Following her video, many women actually stood up for her and agreed that his reasons were simply sexist. “The point is that his preference is rooted in sexism”"
Apparently it's sexist to find big breasts attractive in women but not men
Apparently women can't help not shaving their armpits

Activists cheer as 'sexist' tampon tax is scrapped - "The UK was able to get rid of the tax now because it is no longer subject to European Union rules on sanitary products."
"Sexism" is anything that disadvantages women. Many things can be said to be "necessities" - good luck with the regulatory and compliance burden

Madonna banned from going live on Instagram after defiant naked posts - "“It’s still astounding to me that we live in a culture that allows every inch of a woman’s body to be shown except a nipple,” she wrote in a follow-up Instagram post."
Presumably it's better to live in a culture which doesn't allow any inch of a woman's body to be shown

Meme - "If you are
Conservative
Moderate
Apolitical
Do not have your political affiliation listed
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU!
get away from me :)" - Ugly woman

Meme - ">be me, end of 2019
>friend asks me for "funny memes"
>tell him to check Reddit
>its right up his alley
>he loves it
>pandemic hits, he's home with his gf
>he shows her Reddit
>she gets into it too
>she starts looking at relationship oriented subs
>relationship starts getting rocky. He says she's a lot colder, demanding, less thankful, etc
>says she flips out when asked to split the bill
>turns out she's been frequenting female dating strategy
>she breaks up with him, says she wants a high value man
>friend is heartbroken, stays with me for a bit
>over the course of 2021 she gained a lot of weight, been through multiple failed relationships, overall unpleasant to be around
>last thing he heard from a friend of hers is she's a mod for FDS."

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