A 10 year old girl asks her mom, "Mummy how was I born?"
The mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took that plant, dried the leaves, smoked it and got so fucking high we fucked without a condom.
I like to think of myself as a Renaissance Man, who champions the values of the Enlightenment and aspires to the Cardinal Virtues of Prudence, Temperance, Justice and Fortitude.
I am also a student of the Misery of the Human Condition.
"君子报仇，十年不晚"
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