"If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years." - Bertrand Russell

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Someone: you know how i feel about indentured servitude
regardless of where you are working

Me: yah coming from a scholar...

Someone: even if you took a loan.....
you'd spend less and it's liberating not to have it hanging over your head

and you can get credits from state unis
prob not the super top exclusive unis but state schs are more relaxed

Me: so why didnt you take a loan last time
who would loan 300k to a poor student? got interest rate also

Someone: you don't need 300k
with a poly diploma you can prob get 1.5-2 years credits
in a state sch which charges about 10-12k in tuition

Me: ok so basically you can get a loan for state schs lah

Someone: yeah

let's say
30k in tuition for 2 years

living expenses, fi you pick a smaller city/town, another 30k

if you get an on-campus job you can get paid about $10/hr for 20 hrs a
week of work
that is 400$/mo
~8000-10000/2 year
[5000/year
[
so if you were really careful about spending, you'd only need a 50-60k
usd loan, which is 75-80k sgd at today's exchange rates

Me: aiyah that limits your choices. people want to go to better
unis. which tend to be more ex/in more ex places

Someone: i think the kualiti of unis is something i'd be
willing to sacrifice
there are plenty of kualiti state schs also
all v respectable

people in sg are just obssessed with hyp


My Little Bird: on the other hand, males don't suffer from
sexual harrassment

Me: they can. just less
and depends how you define sexual harassment

My Little Bird: lesser then.

Me: when someone looks longingly at my car, I dont feel threatened

My Little Bird: that's if that someone doesn't have something
like a parang in his hand...

Me: a penis is a parang?
well you keep your parang in your car and I'll keep my penis in my pants
no issue there


Someone else: gawd its a pain to talk in clubs

how the hell do people catch up in clubs?
they catch up by touching each other???


Someone on 'fap fap': that's what
the noise when guys go commando

Me: no
when they service themselves

Someone: doggy style also makes that noise
the balls banging on ass noise

Me: I thought the balls bang the clit

Someone: no i don't thinkt he balls are that small
there is steric hindrance from the butt cheeks

Me: small? you mean big?

Someone: hmm
steric hindrance lah
maybe clits require quite focused attention


Someone else: LALALALA
THREADLESSSS<3

and should i go blubbing tonite
i feel so damned lazy
clubbing*
mambo no kick right

Me: you very rich. go lor
I heard mambo a lot of NS guys

Someone else: EEE
ok i dun want alr

NS guys got NS smell
and they very tiko
EE.
they grind like nobody's biz

u know when i went to st james
i went to the bar to get myself a drink

this horrendous 40 year old man slid himself to me
and purred," Are you aloneeeee?"

i was mortified can
i was like "uh uh yea "
and i gulped down my drink to abt quarter full
then set it down

he was like," oh thats enough for u?? u want more??"
i was like NO THANK YOU
and sped off

HAHAHAHAH
worst pick up line EVER

Me: this is called
'female mate choice'

Someone else: JAJAJA
HAHHAA

Me: any other pickup tales
hee
aren't you glad that you're in demand

Someone else: hurr hurr
a mat grinded me and asked me 4 my number
then another hot chinese guy grinded me

i think they all sexually deprived
(seriously) i'm not hot or whatever

Me: hey at least the
chinese guy was hot

aiyah. guys are easy
(or the quality of the place you went to was lousy)
(or it was late and they were desperate)

Someone else: YES

Me: (or they suffered
from beer goggles)

Someone else: probbably
HURR HURR
beer goggles


Someone: Do you know about this "Julie Mann"? http://twitter.com/julinehuang
check out her profile link.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA do you think it's real

Someone: It could be fake, but it'd be awesome that prostitutes are on twitter. Even got Sammyboy reviews.

Me: hee
which one on that list is she?

Someone: I suspect the first one, but who knows.

Me: yah lah
never link to post
but page

Someone: I know, but she has to be "discreet" anyway
just match face to review

again, could be fake

Me: HAHA that's how you do ah
one man's meat...

Someone: that's why I'm consulting you

Me: I dunno man

Someone: ask your friends

Me: hello she's a whore, not a social escort

Someone: I'm putting it mildly
I've got old fashioned twitter followers, have to watch my language

Me: ...
I thought old fashioned people weren't on twitter

Someone: trust me, EVERY FUCKING ONE is on twitter

...

AH FUCK
Now that I mentioned "social escot" I'm getting prostitute agencies following me!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
see why I used 'prostitute'? ;)

Someone: She's going to get really popular soon

We should make our own fake twitter prostitute
offer twitter-sex

For instance, if someone tweets "I'd like a BJ"
then our tweet would be "Rosy strokes @xxx shaft with such firmness and blah blah blah"

like telling erotic story, but using real twitter people

Me: then change account into some rubbish
and sell a product
maybe acai berries