"Conceit is God's gift to little men." - Bruce Barton

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Someone: my comments on fb are proportionate to my boobs now
thrice as much

i use to only get like 20 something sometimes not even 10 comments
now look almost 70

Me: *choke*

Someone: crazy
sigh

dont deny the truh


Someone else: I've met many males who find simplicity 'cute'

it's annoying
what's so cute about having a negative IQ

Me: takes 2 hands to clap

Someone else: yah it's everyone's fault
hence I think I read book better
ha ha ha

Me: read smut novel

Someone else: ehh they no fun you know
I read them until early this year, then I realised they were fucking depressing
and badly written

Me: think my sis still reads them
aiyah it's porn for girls

Someone else: well, it's stopped working for me then
I get turned OFF

Me: get a jackrabbit

Someone else: ha ha ha ha
no way
I have neuroses

Me: err

Someone else: no, really.
so yah


Me: teacher can be quite free

Someone: HAHA
right

depends which sch also
indep sch they can sit down cock up legs

Me: no leh
friend relief teaching in RI said everyone worked damn hard

Someone: well
when i was relief teaching in MG they appeared not to do very much work at all

then again most of them are rich tai tais whiling away their time teaching younger ppl how to grow up
and be rich tai tais


Someone else on why she wanted to go there: SAJC has nice short skirts


Someone: france has many unis that specialise in teaching eng lit esp
so many conferences every year on eng lit

it's quite funny

then when you look at the conferences held in america
so many are on french theory

HA HA HA HA HA


MFTTW: most females don't want to engage in deep conversation lah
when they share details of their life they just want mindless encouragement

it's ingrained into their brains liao
it's very annoying

also they are recoiling instinctively from your overly intellectual take on everything ahahahha

Me: haha
is this just singapore?

MFTTW: no here it's even worse

girls here NEVER want any kind of response except mindless affirmation of their opinions

"ooo so cool"
"ooo yes yes"
*coos*

pffffft

Me: why is it worse there

MFTTW: haha maybe it's just equally bad... i have not much sense of how bad it is in sg since i have few sg friends who are girls

Me: hahahahahahaahah
so why do you have US friends who are girls

MFTTW: eh cos i live here

Me: you lived in sg for 18 years

MFTTW: i don't talk to my sg friends much any more
cos they are too busy lah

what what lah

and a lot of them are just caught up in the sg lifestyle.. no time for me liao haha

i chat more with my friends who don't live in sg (even if not in the US) than those in sg

Me: what's the sg lifestyle
haha

MFTTW: busy lor
working lor
hanging out with bf lor
making money lor

being doctors
and even when you get together they just talk about being doctors

wah lau annoying can
nothing to talk about liao

and the rest are just too christian

i hung out with a lot of christians in JC ahaha
before i saw the light

...

ah you see with responses like that it's no wonder your female friends always think you're secretly judging them ahahhaha

Me: hahahahahahahah
then the males?

MFTTW: males are too dense to tell the difference.

also their subtlety meter/suspicious meter/self-doubt meter is broken
whereas for women all of the above are set to hyperdrive


Someone: maybe he's just dysfunctional. I mean, lit grad students
how normal could he be

I'm just assuming it's some form of neurosis acting up which I'm not too familiar with

Me: it's lit lah
look at ***

Someone: yeah if not one form of neurosis another
I've never met an un-neurotic lit person before


Someone on someone else getting upset: she might think u are insinutating that what she ate was not acutlaly XXX
but something else, and she is too ignorant t know the difference

or maybe she is not sure that what she ate is actually in fact XXX
then she just anyhow say

then when u reply as such she feels more insecure?

Me: uhhhh
so complicated one

Someone: ya

Me: ... women

Someone: really what

Me: yah women are really ...

Someone: hahaa
thats what my perspective is lah

dunno if that is really the case for that woman

every woman is different

Me: Functional men are all alike; every dysfunctional woman is dysfunctional in her own way

Someone: i dont think they are all alike haha


Someone else: from my experience males tend to express their point without hedging

so that makes them sound a lot more assertive
and sometimes it can get intimidating

I just think it's syntactically messy

I think I think that it is possible that...
your sentence just sounds messed up if you hedge too much

[and] sounds clunky


Me: then you wanted him to kiss you for what

Someone: for fun
i like teasing boys that i'm partially interested in

Me: women love to tease

Someone: yes

Me: ah well
the only folly of man...

Someone: yea i've been wielding my newfound powers like nobody's business

Me: newfound meh
hurr hurr

Someone: well now i know how to use them

last time i was like a bomb that covered large area but did little damage

now i know how to concentrate it to maximise damage
hee hee hee

Me: lucky I got kevlar


Someone else: my boss' s name is also kimberly

everytime i see ur msn nick i tink of her
sigh


MFTTW: euro films are teh suck

esp french films
which are like teh suck with lots of sex

hello french sex is disturbing. it's like bad homemade porn. they can't even have sex in a way taht makes you want to have sex.

like when i watched the Dreamers omg
where they are having sex on the dirty kitchen floor adn the brother goes to the stove and fries an egg, like wtf.

...

aha i see your favorite misanthrope is on twitter

1) who twitters german gibberish? 2) she put her initials there 3) she has no empathy