"Hey dad I just got home I can't find Cooper anywhere."
"Yeah he's with me enjoying his birthday. *photo*"
"Why is my dog at a tiddy bar?"
"He's been a good boy."
"For every woman working hard to get ahead in a male
dominated world....there's another one willing to be a table.
Happy International Women's Day. :P *5 women in hot tub with man, some with bikinis and some topless/nude, with one being a table for a food tray*"
"I was def born in the right generation. I love being bisexual, having 30 different choices of coffee flavors, being rude to men, lexapro, and airfryers"
