More ifunny rejects:
bad relationship with father: *reddit, trans, LGBT etc*
bad relationship with mother: *Nazi, 4chan etc*
Winnie: "Oh boy! Now that I'm public domain I can't wait to see what adventures people have in store for me..."
*Winnie being tattooed while nude woman is riding him*
*Tattooed and injured Winnie in car shootout*
Tattooed and Mutilated Winnie: "Oh bother..."
(moved to new post to remove warning on this one)