u r wt u wr - 8th September 2018

u r wt u wr:
- 'I'm actually a mermaid'
- 'Liberté c'est ici'
- 'Have you met my boyfriend gym?'
- (Peru) 'OK, but first coffee'
- 'My fav type of men is Ramen'
- 'Mermaid off duty'
- 'Keep calling. I'm single'
- 'Let's avocuddle'
- 'Harvard law
Just kidding'
- 'I wanna get physical'
- 'Warning: you might fall in love with me'
- 'Punch me in the face. I need to feel alive'


(It's been 4.5 years since I had enough material for one of these; these are really rare now - are they less popular than they used to be or are the young girls hanging out elsewhere now?)