The postman was retiring and on his final day, some people on his route decided to thank him by giving him gifts.
On his last house on his route, a beautiful blonde lady comes out and asks if he'd like to come in with her.
The postman agrees and he ends up spending the night with her.
He wakes up the next morning to see her cooking breakfast for him.
He eats but when he finishes his coffee he sees a dollar bill at the bottom of the cup.
He asks her about it and she replies:: "Oh, when I told my husband we should do something for your retirement, he told me 'Fuck'em, give'em a dollar!'."
The blonde turns and smiles to the postman, "Breakfast was my idea!"
When you can't live without bananas
Saturday, March 12, 2016
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