"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives." - Maurice Chevalier
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Some pictures forwarded by HWMNBN:
"Recycling Center: Cans; Glass; Nagging Bitches"
"All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination."
"Make me irresistible to women!" *poof!* *Visa Card*
"The Seven Dwarves of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful & Psycho"