"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone

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u r wt u wr:

- 'Sexy is always in style' (14 year old)
- 'Hidden treasure'
- 'Sweet sweet sweet sweet'
- 'Ride me *picture of motorbike*'
- 'Don't make me cry'
- 'Live is the gift for you'
- 'Sweet face'
- 'Some girls are born lucky'
- 'Love my bones'
- 'I'm not short. I'm fun size'
- '*Picture of Rhino* *something* so horny'
- 'Have you HUGGED my t-shirt today?'
- 'Naughty girl'
- 'Sleeping alone' (The girl was 13 or so)
- 'Curiosity myriad'
- 'BE | AU' ('|' represents a dotted line, which ran down her cleavage)
- 'Give me more'
- 'Kiss me *Mouse talking to cat*'
- 'Fuck you my love'
- 'Need so much'
- 'Bad girls (we love)
- '*thought bubble from an entity like Mickey Mouse* You sure know how to warm a man's heart'
- 'Free VIP pass'
- 'Dreams do come true if you're hot'
- 'Bizarre must. Awesome want'
- 'Wanna play? Espirit sports'
- 'TKGS. 3E9, 4E9. We know you're looking'
- 'I love a good time' (about 15 years old)
- 'Love is the gift for you'
- 'Latin dancers do it better'
- 'If only... guys are as nice as chocolate' (~8 year old)

- 'Please tell your pants it's not polite to point' (Guy)
- 'Angry chicks do it better' (Guy)

MFTTW explained to me the long and complicated story about Raffles Guys' belts, waists, hips and their confluence with shorts. That explained a lot and solved one of the mysteries of the universe. Hurrah!

If you want to wear ugly white underwear with multi-coloured polka dots you shouldn't wear jeans so low that 1/3 your underwear is exposed (this is much worse than butt cracks)