I intend to restore the pictures in my Stanford 2007 travelogues too, but that will necessarily take longer.
Monday, September 03, 2007
u r wt u wr Foreign Edition: Shanghai
- 'We in wear juicy' - 'Cute is good. Rich is better' (worn by some Continental European) - 'Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more' - 'Desire lies under her skin' - 'In full bloom'
u r wt u wr Foreign Edition: Hong Kong
- 'Danger. Hot' - 'All eyes on me' - 'Yes and no? Love blinds a man to all imperfections' - 'Super lovers' - 'The best way to behave is not to' (worn by a 11 year old [my estimate] / 14 year old [HWMNBN's])
Saturday, September 01, 2007
"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars." - Fred Allen
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Assorted photos from Johnny Malkavian from Shanghai and Hong Kong:
Hong Kong
With HWMNBN in an alley
Outside Bubba Gump at The Peak
At The Peak
At Snake restaurant
Jiak Zhua
These can be combined for a money shot: Johnny Malkavian: "fuck man
i'm getting motion sickness watching you eat"
Keywords: eat snake, eating snake, getting sick watching you eat
Meditating
Boyband pose (not my idea)
Equally blur picture of the alley I also did not manage to capture
Shanghai
Waiting for JM to finish in KFC
He says he prefers Singapore's KFC. He must go to bolehland!
Tongli
Yuyuan
Probably the most unflattering shot of me I've ever seen
Friday, August 31, 2007
China Trip Day 10 (2/7) - Hong Kong-Singapore
There was a Krispy Kreme at the airport (Terminal 2, where there was almost nothing else), so I bought back 36.
Half of the flavours were less sweet, for Hongkie pallettes.
KK had some fruit festival promotion, but their "lemon quencher" made me even more thirsty. Gah.
Johnny Malkavian likes his KKs frozen. I couldn't quite see why, except for the Chocolate Cake donut, where it was a great experience.
Hong Kong names: Riva (a guy)
As I went through security screening, a horrible thought occured to me: the fillings of the Krispy Kremes might be considered gels or liquids, and they'd suspect me of buying so many 'donuts' on board because I wanted to blow up the plane. Luckily, this did not happen.
When I'd returned from Stanford, someone had claimed that the fast passport lane (where you scan your passport and thumbprint) in Changi was only for people with the newest, biometric passports. Seeing the line at the normal lane, I made enquiries and found out that this was not the case, and I used it. Gah.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
China Trip Day 9 (1/7) - Hong Kong: Stanley etc
Bras are not as padded in Hong Kong as in Singapore. HWMNBN says this is because the Chinese ideal of beauty does not involve big breasts, unlike the Western one which Singapore partly shares.
The pork in Hong Kong is more tender than in Singapore. wt thinks it's because pig farms in China are dirtier. Johnny Malkavian's theory: "they are raised with love hence they are more tender"
On Hong Kong buses your fare is paid when you get on and is based on the distance to the terminal.
This was the day of the 10th Anniversary Handover Celebrations.
Celebration banner. Further up there was an anti-Falungong one.
Military vehicles
Antique cars
We took a taxi to Stanley, on the other side of the island.
Old people singing their praise of the PRC
Stanley shoreline
Murray House They took it apart and reassembled it on the other side of the island but couldn't figure out where some pillars fit, so these were erected on one side of it (I can't see the extra pillars in this photo)
Tin Hau Temple
We had lunch in one of the ubiquitous Hong Kong cafes away from the tourist restaurants. They had chicken cooked with Coke, chicken cooked with Fanta and chicken cooked with Coke with Lemon. Uhh.
HWMNBN and Johnny Malkavian
Murray house side
Going down a path
Temple at the end of the path
Altar at floor level
Back at a building near Murray House
Then we went to look at a giant Guan Yin statue. Not quite as big as the Giant Buddha, but big enough.
We then took a bus back to the other side of the island. The following pictures were taken from the upper deck of the bus.
Repulse Bay
Deepwater Bay (I might've mixed up the boundary between this and Repulse)
Cable car line going to Ocean Park
Then we arrived back in the urbanised area of the Island.
For some reason there was a cemetery in Happy Valley.
The side of Wanchai police station had handdrawn manga-style posters.
HSBC building and Town Hall
HSBC Chief Manager statue
Then we got to look at the weekly refugee camp.
Trilingual warning sign
To protest against Orchard Turn's development, maids in Singapore should do this too.
Then there were the hilarious Falungong banners.
"Bring Jiang Ze Min To Justice"
"Heaven destroys CCP"
The best of the lot: "Falun Dafa is Good"
Banners and protests aside, the Epoch Times isn't distributed in Hong Kong.
Refugees camping under a mall bridge extension, taking advantage of the road being closed.
nw.t with a drain cover (?) bearing his initials
More refugees. These had constructed a castle. At the time I took this, one refugee had bent her torso down to hide behind the cardboard to the right of the woman in blue.
We went to the ferry terminal to cross the harbour (which was also quite cheap). Before boarding, I had a cinammon Liege Waffle. It was more cakey and moist than a Brussels waffle, and stuck to my mouth.
At the ferry terminal I saw a girl wearing a "I ♥ NUS" shirt. Maybe she was from the PRC. If I was from there I'd wear that shirt too.
Victoria Harbour from Kowloon side
Jordan Street
We stopped at Mak Man Kee Wanton Mee to eat a bit. Hong Kong Wanton Mee comes in soup.
Later we stopped at a random place for goose and pigeon. I was quite pissed off because I'd asked for roast goose (even calling Singapore to check the pronunciation for both dishes) but they gave me braised goose (so both tasted the same). In any case, neither was very good.
We dallied a bit too long in a pasar malam and so were unable to get a good spot to watch the handover fireworks. The streets were thronged by the time we were close to Victoria Harbour and the top 2 viewing zones (along the harbour and along the road parallel to the harbour) were taken; since late afternoon camera tripods had been set up along the harbour. In a last-ditch attempt, we tried the Sheraton Skylounge but it was booked. We contemplated going into the lift and throwing the breakdown switch, which'd get us at least half an hour but they'd forseen this possibility and blocked off the lift. We would've gone to HWMNBN's office, but entry into the MTR was forbidden, so we were stuck in Zone 3, where the zone was still not bad.
The fireworks started off boring but after the audience were warmed up I saw a few things I hadn't seen before (those that zigzagged through the sky, those that looked like fireflies [some of which even 'flew' up] and those that looked like golden rain falling in an angled trajectory instead of just straight down). Doubtless the view would've been even better if we'd gotten a good spot.
Fireworks
Since the Chinese invented fireworks they should come up with fireworks that display Chinese words reading "Long Live Maozedong".
Amazing Barbecued Crispy Pork snack made in Thailand. They were like potato chips but less oily, more tasty and made of pork. The nutritional information was slightly suspect: "1 pack 25g. 100 calories 1.5g fat", with no saturated fat and no palm oil.
I like to think of myself as a Renaissance Man, who champions the values of the Enlightenment and aspires to the Cardinal Virtues of Prudence, Temperance, Justice and Fortitude.
I am also a student of the Misery of the Human Condition.