Silly Entry Questions: We Still Believe in Freedom

This is an anti-Trump group, so that explains the insanity (the questions have since been changed):

"We Still Believe in Freedom

Please note, no maga will be approved. However, I am happy to put your filthy nasty replies, along with your name, place of employment and every group you belong to that proves you're a creepy pervert on blast, pinned under featured.

What does this mean ,la ?

Basically ALL MEN WILL BE BLOCKED. Only decent men will be allowed. ALL SELF LOATHING MAGA WOMEN will be DENIED. Only members can participate in the group. All visitors will be declined w/o consideration for membership. You can choose one option

I understand and agree to this.
I am a very small man in the maga cult, clearly unable to think for myself and highly intimidated by people who are ...
I'm a self loathing female maga cult member who is happy to be a submissive woman and serve men."

Naturally "Be kind" was one of the rules.

Silly Entry Questions: Get in losers. We're going laugh reacting.

Leftbook strikes again:

"(Fill in the blank) : ___________ lives matter. (YOU MUST ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS TO BE ADMITTED. Please do not report posts. Please comment "admin", "mod" or tag one of us.)
You can choose one option
All
Black
Blue

Plz answer both parts of question: Do you promise not to behave like the fools and @ssholes we're here to mock and where did you see our group tagged?

What is your stance on law enforcement?
You can choose one option
ALL cops are bastards, esp your uncle
I like to deep throat tf out of the boot. Like alll the way down my throat hole."

Silly Entry Questions: Intentionally misreading things as wholesome

"White people can experience racism.
You can choose one option
True
False

There are only two genders.
You can choose one option
True
False

Fat people should be shamed for their weight.
You can choose one option
True
False

Group rules from the admins

1. DISCLAIMER: This group isn't 100% wholesome.
Here is the disclaimer in full, check the announcements tab if this link is not working: https://www.facebook.com/groups/485374985302534/permalink/1116214405551919/

2. Be wholesome to one another.
No racism, body-shaming, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism, islamophobia, ace/aro exclusionism, anti-semitism, colorism, or general rude behaviour / bullying (etc).

3. Absolutely NO misreading the following topics:
Transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, bigotry of all kinds, hate speech, fascism, suicide, r*pe, sexual assault & paedophilia.

4. This group enforces Content Warnings (CW: ___)
When submitting posts regarding topics some people may find upsetting, your post will only be approved if it adheres to Rule 3 and has an adequate content warning.

5. No pointless, semantic arguing.
Please do not spam the comments with "this is already wholesome". We welcome discussion, but please remember that sharing a post here doesn't necessarily imply the original content wasn't wholesome.

6. No links to external websites/videos.
Only image/text/Facebook video content please. This is because it takes too long to moderate content shared from external websites."

Entry Questions: A group where we only share cringey mobile game ads

These aren't silly, but actually smart and relevant:

"You are meeting your mother in law at a moments notice, what do you choose to wear?
You can choose one option
A perfectly appropriate cute floral dress with nice flowing hair
A less appropriate but still classy business suit with a low bun
Put a clown suit on, burn all your hair off, don’t shower for 2 months prior (flies are the best accessory a girl can wear) and be sure to keep as much body hair as you can.

You suddenly find yourself 4 months pregnant and have no money. What should you do?
You can choose one option
Seduce your boss and pretend the baby is his hoping he can’t do math.
Move to an abandoned old shack in the middle of nowhere and build a mansion out of nothing with just a hammer.
Try again

How do you fix a window?
You can choose one option
Wood
Hair straightener
Cry and freeze to deth"

Silly Entry Questions: Imagine being dumber than the Chicken from Moana

"George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless others have shown us that black lives are in exceptional danger, as police can and do murder black people with few to no consequences. With this in mind, please fill in the blank= _____ lives matter.
True or false = trans women are women, trans men are men.
What steps have you taken to be safe and to protect the safety of others in a pandemic?"
(the last was probably about sex work)

Not surprising, as liberals are into shaming after all.

Note: these were the entry questions around September 2021. Curiously, right now, they are actually less ridiculous.

Silly Entry Questions: Is this the Education Americans go into debt for? (plus: Two Memes!)

Is this the Education Americans go into debt for?: "If you're from the US, go away... Bullying of any kind isn't allowed, and degrading comments about things such as... culture... will not be tolerated"

They also call Americans "seppos", which is a mocking term.

Bonus! Two memes on entry questions:

"GROUP NAME: CUTE PUPPERS AND DOGGOS
ENTRY QUESTIONS: DO BLACK LIVES MATTER? ARE NONBINARIES VALID? IS FEMINISM NECESSARY? WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR IN 2020? WHAT ABOUT 2016? DO YOU SUPPORT PALESTINE? IS CAPITALISM THE WORST SYSTEM? ARE YOU AGAINST PEDOPHOBIA?

GROUP NAME: RIGHT-WINGERS ANONYMOUS
ENTRY QUESTIONS: ARE YOU GONNA REPORT? IF NOT, WELCOME."

"Joining a cute dog Facebook group
Join questions: How many genders are there? Can women have penises? The Holodomor: real or fake?
*puts car into reverse*"

Silly Entry Questions: Jennifer Walters: She-Hulk Posting

Jennifer Walters: She-Hulk Posting: "Complete the sentence: _ Lives Matter Write
Yes or no: Sex work is real work.
How many genders are there?"

Then again, given the nature of the show, perhaps these questions are appropriate after all.

Bonus:

"Just so everyone knows, the admin works for a real estate company.
It converts buildings into apartments

In wokism, she's a parasite landlord and gentrifire of poc neighborhoods"

Silly Entry Questions: that's definitely science that a scientist scienced up in a science lab

"that's definitely science that a scientist scienced up in a science lab

What is the difference between a person's sex and gender? (REQUIRED. If you don't want to answer questions, join the public group!)

Give a brief description or example of white privilege. (REQUIRED)

What pseudoscience do you find most ridiculous?"

Very "science"-y. Note that the only question that's relevant to the group is optional (and note the irony of asking that question when they promote unscientific BS).

Bonus:

There's a lot to unpack here:

Group cover photo:
"Science is real. Black lives matter. No human is illegal. Love is love. Women's rights are human rights. Kindness is everything."

Note how only one line is about "science". And as usual the "kindness" crowd are very unkind to those they disagree with. Too bad the cover photo is already transphobic (despite only dating from June 2020).

They claim that "refutation, requests for evidence or citations, and disagreement are all parts of healthy discourse", but of course this doesn't apply to leftbook orthodoxy, which is the gospel truth - they are proudly racist, sexist and cisphobic:

Rule 4: "Don't say stuff that is racist, sexist, ableist, classist, or anti-LGBTQ+

Just don't. Also please note that "reverse-ism" doesn't exist. Prejudice against classes of privileged persons is NOT the same as hate speech regarding those who experience institutional discrimination. Cis white men, I'm looking mostly at you."

I have to say, though, that this is better than most leftbook groups - there's a public version if you don't want to answer the entry questions.

Silly Entry Questions: Why Get Married If You Hate Your Spouse?

"Things not debatable in this group: ACAB (USA), BLM, trans folk are the gender they identify with, healthcare/housing is a human right, no one "earns" a billion $, you can't be racist towards white people in most countries.
Agreed, these are true statements.
No, throw me out with the trash where I belong."

If you don't sign on to a long far-left ideological checklist, you are "trash" - and you can't join a group that's about people complaining about their spouses.

Silly Entry Questions: Miatas In Predicaments

I am kicking off a new series based on silly leftbook entry questions (Questions you need to answer to get into leftist / liberal Facebook groups that have nothing to do with the groups; by default these are all going to be PC, so I won't bother with that label)

Miatas In Predicaments | Facebook
(Miatas are a line of Mazda cars)

"Are you going to be respectful to LGBTQIAP+ people?

Black Lives Matter
Yes
No
All Lives Matter"

"This group is Leftbook, and while it is a car group and it shouldn't be political, people have made existence political. We are BLM, LGBTQ+, Pro-Choice, Pro- Science, Pro SW, Supportive of the disabled community, and Anti-TERF. In order for this group to remain a safe space for those who are apart of these communities, we will delete content that goes against what is listed above and ban those who post content that goes against what is listed above. If you do not like this, you may leave.

No racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.
Zero tolerance for bigotry. Respect people or get banned."

"No Dirty Deleting... when comments are removed, the labor that was put into writing those comments is lost. Removing someone else's labor is something we should avoid."