If Europeans made street food the same way Indians do (ORIGINAL VIDEO)

For some reason people like to chop this video up when they share it, but here is the full version:

Keywords: European street food, Indian street food, street food in India, street food in Europe

Mikey the Moron

A brand-new teacher noticed that the kids kept teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.”

 

At recess, the teacher asked why.

 

One of the boys said, “Because he is a moron! Watch this…”

 

He held out a big 50-cent coin and a smaller one-dollar coin.

 

Mikey looked at both and—just like the kids expected—took the 50-cent piece.

 

Later, the teacher pulled Mikey aside and gently said,

 

“Mikey, the 50-cent piece might be bigger, but the one-dollar coin is worth more.

 

You understand that, right?”

 

Mikey sighed and said,

 

“Of course I understand that, sir.”

 

“Then why do you always choose the 50-cent piece?”

 

Mikey grinned and replied:

 

“Because the day I take the dollar…

 

Is the day they stop giving me money!”

Red Flags / Forgetting Your Playstation / Widow at Funeral

"When her red flags are big but her boobs are bigger *Jennifer Tilly in Bride of Chucky*"

"IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT, LITTLE JOSÉ FORGOT ABOUT HIS PLAYSTATION. *little boy faced with bikini-covered vagina of woman in pool*"

"I'm at a funeral and I didn't even know the guy. But I felt sorry for the widow I hugged her 4 times already. *Pretty woman with no bra*"

Sydney Wilson Memes

2 of these were blocked by iFunny, so I am just posting all the related material in one post:

Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈 on X - "Graphic. Breaking: Fairfax County, Va. Police have released the body camera footage of the Asian-American officer who shot dead a 6’5” black assailant who surprise attacked him with a knife on Sept. 16. The shooting renewed calls for action by BLM activists."
pagliacci the hated 🌝 on X - "the BLM/ACLU "force all police to wear bodycams!!" advocacy of the past decade has been a complete failure for their agenda because rather than confirming a crisis of racist police brutality, the footage tends to show the force was completely justified most of the time"

*Demonic Sydney Watson with knife attacking*
Arm holding cup out: "a Black Woman is speaking. LISTEN AND LEARN"

William Wolfe 🇺🇸 on X - "I sat through years of guilt manipulation in Christian spaces and even in my church (at the time) during the height of Black Lives Matter. Pastors "lamenting" racial injustice from the pulpit every time a story broke about a black person getting shot by the police, even without the facts. And over and over again, the truth came out that the shooting was justified. It's pretty vindicating to see this nonsense narrative being wholly destroyed now. But many, many pastors owe their church members an apology for spreading propaganda and anti-white, anti-police rhetoric."

evan loves worf @esjesjesj: "This was racism and abuse. He had a gun and she didn't. She was clearly having a psychotic episode. People having psychotic episodes do not deserve to be murdered."

Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre: ""Once we put body cams on cops they'll reveal how racist and abusive police are"

What body cams actually reveal: *Demonic Sydney Watson with knife attacking*"

Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓 on X - "I read this initially through Poe's Law lenses, but this is actually sincere. These people genuinely believe being non-white means you get to slash people with kitchen knives if you are "having a bad mental health day." Not possible to share a society with this ideology. It has to be crushed."

pagliacci the hated 🌝 on X - "the same people who genuinely believe their lives are in danger when they see a Trump lawn sign also seem to think they’d be able to hold their own in a 1:1 with an armed schizophrenic having an episode by just talking to them nicely and that will never not be funny to me"

"GEORGETOWN WOMEN'S BASKETBALL
SYDNEY WILSON 1990-2024 *smiling*

Image they choose, versus reality *Demonic Sydney Watson with knife attacking*"

Georgetown under fire for honoring Sydney Wilson, who slashed cop with knife in fatal shooting - "The tweet features a photo of Wilson in her Georgetown uniform and states: “Georgetown women’s basketball mourns the tragic loss of Sydney Wilson (C’13). Forever a Hoya.”... A mental health professional had asked for the police department to “conduct a welfare check” on Wilson “out of concern she was in an agitated state,” and a crisis intervention-trained officer, Peter Liu, arrived"
Left wingers don't want the police involved, even if they are trained, so social workers are going to get killed. Of course one "solution" will be to end welfare checks, following which innocent civilians will be killed by crazy people

Kittens are for petting, not eating on X - "Sydney Wilson vs Doom cop" (iFunny blocked the video; mirror)

Black woman with knife thinking: "Should I open da door, lunge at the cop and slash him multiple times in da face wit dis knife?"

"POV: You're an NPC in the new Assassin's Creed game *Sydney Wilson with knife as Samurai*"

Why you put up with her bullshit / Putting Down the Toilet Seat / The Most Expensive Meal

"when she reminds you why you put up with her bullshit *woman pointing to her cameltoe, visible through her underwear*"

"How women exaggerate what happens to them when men leave the toilet seat up ... *woman who's fallen into the toilet bowl*

"There's truth right here ....
THE MOST EXPENSIVE MEAL YOU'LL EVER EAT *unbuttoned Daisy Dukes, with visible lacey underwear*"

Fake Trans MTF Model

The Heretical Liberal 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Rob_ThaBuilder: "Its absolutely hilarious how fast TRA's become TERF's the second someone else tries to pull the exact same bullshit they do 😂😂"
KillyKatz @KillyKatz: "This is basically just blackface"
Emma @emmatsdilemma: "I felt extra manly today (I'm a very manly man, dude!)"

Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner: "Girls pretending to be boys pretending to girls are making the boys pretending to be girls really not so happy. 😂😂 The new wave of feminism is here! The fan girls are playing them all like a fiddle. There is so much hope."

This is the only one iFunny didn't immediately block, but I figured it was a matter of time so I added it in, and it makes 3:

pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism: "so yet another female onlyfans model is pretending to be transgender to cash in on the “trans porn” genre. and without a shred of self awareness, the men who identify as women are outraged and offended that a woman is identifying as a man who identifies as a woman."
Emma @emmatsdilemma: "my 1 year anniversary of being a girl"
Zoë Dark'ness Dementia Raven ...: "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU WITH A LASER BEAM IM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A LITTLE PILE OF DUST"

Dissident West on X

"I just find it hilarious that they can easily tell she isn't trans and are utterly unaware of what that implies about them."

Related (not blocked as of the time of writing, but it might eventually be):

pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism: "ready to hear something completely insane? female porn models have realized that trans porn is such an incredible cash cow that they're now pretending to be transgender. … and the males who identify as women are angry at them for identifying as males who identify as women."
Silly Lily @sillylilyts: "Just two boys being silly"
"We know you're both fake. If you want to do nsfw content then sure do it, hell I do. But don't get in our space"
arya the domme: "this is harmful as hell to trans people to bait like this. you will have to stop at some point"
"My breasts and ween are both real and I grew them myself ..."
Junie B Jones @JuniperLSimonis: "Yeah I challenge you to go be trans in real life and then keep faking it online.
We all know you couldn't hang hang"

Lurkers / Ton of Pussy / Execution Device

"How you look in a meme group lurking but never posting or reacting *People with plastic cups of drink watching woman get railed in doggy style by guy*"

"Bruh ... When you said there'd be a ton of pussy here, this is NOT what I thought you meant *gorssly obese woman*"

"What' if you Are This Man *cowboy tied up with a flaccid penis with a pistol pointed at him, with naked woman in front of him, but with apparatus such that if he gets erect he'll be shot*"

Escaping Conscription

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” 

The nun agreed…

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”

The nun said, “I understand completely.”

The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either...

Four Letter Words in Marriage

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

“How did everything go?” her mom asked.

“Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I’d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone.

“But, honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?”

“I can’t tell you, mother, they’re too awful! Come get me, please!”

“Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset…. Tell mother what four-letter words he used.”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”

White vs Black Women / Police Militarisation / First Graders vs Seniors

"White women be like *single woman with tons of cats*
Black women be like *single woman with tons of kids*"

"WHEN DID THIS BECOME THIS? *smiling police officers, masked sheriffs with rifles*
Somewhere around the time that... THIS BECAME THIS *Black men in suits* *Black gangsters*"

"Kay *** with her First Graders 2002 *7 black kids, 13 white kids*
Now her first graders are Seniors 2013 *9 white kids*"

Delayed Bus / Brains / Sally's Big Ass Burgers

"Reasons why your bus never shows up on time" *female bus driver exposing underwear in sexy shots*

Veronica from Archie comics in bikini: "WHY CANT I FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE ME FOR MY ..."
Zombie Jughead: "BRAINS!"
Veronica: "Exactly!

"Sally's Big Ass Burgers *logo: woman with big burger for bass* *naked woman showing her ass beside the sign*"

Dying of Lactose Intolerance / Kanga and Pooh / Origin of Starbucks

"*Funeral* "HOW DID HE DIE?"
"HE WAS LACTOSE INTOLERANT"
"IS THAT HIS WIFE"
"YEA"
*Busty wife*
*Dead man smiling in coffin with t-shirt: "CERTIFIED TITTY BOY"*

*Still from Winnie the Pooh where it looks like Kanga is riding Pooh and having sex with him*

Jose Necktie: "A Coffee?"
*Woman with crown and green-and-white-striped leggings and white heels with legs up and almost over her head* *Starbucks logo*

Making her a Woman

An airplane starts losing altitude and all the alarms start going off and it's clear that the plane is going to crash. The passengers start screaming and praying and couples start hugging each other, and one young lady yells out 'I need someone to make me a woman before I die!'

So a man takes off his shirt and holds it out to her saying 'Here, iron this!'

Links - 15th May 2024 (2 - Comedy)

Comedian who mocked disabled child singer did not breach limits of free speech: Supreme Court - "A comedian who mocked a disabled child singer for years did not breach the limits of free speech guaranteed under Quebec's Charter of Human Rights and Freedoms, the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled.   In a 5-4 split decision, the top court ruled Friday that while comedian Mike Ward's act ridiculed Jérémy Gabriel, a young man with Treacher Collins Syndrome, he was chosen as a target not because of his disability but because of his fame.  In its ruling, the court found that Ward's jokes did not seek to incite others to mock Gabriel and he cannot be blamed for the actions of Gabriel's classmates and others who parroted the jokes"
Left wingers keep claiming there is no freedom of speech in Canada, only freedom of expression. Looks like CBC didn't get the memo. Nor did the Supreme Court of Canada

Lesbian wins $22,500 over comedian's insults - "A Toronto comic and a Vancouver restaurant owner have been ordered to pay a lesbian patron $22,500 in compensation over a tirade of insults, after the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal dismissed the comic's claim that his words were an appropriate response to a heckler.  Lorna Pardy filed a complaint in 2008 alleging she and her lesbian partner were the targets of the offensive comments made by Guy Earle, who was hosting the open mike night at Zesty's Restaurant on Commercial Drive in May 2007. Earle did not deny he was offensive, but claimed Pardy and her same-sex partner first rudely heckled him along with the amateur comics on stage that night. Earle claimed that Pardy threw two drinks in his face, and admitted he broke Pardy's sunglasses in a confrontation after the show.  Earle's lawyer later walked out of the Human Rights Tribunal hearing after claiming it was an illegal restriction on his client's freedom of speech."

Shane Gill - "The Left says that when it comes to comedy, you cannot punch down. Only up. But in order for you to punch up, you need to tell yourself that there are entire groups of people that are beneath you. The Left very often exposes themselves as incredibly racist the moment you give their positions anything more than the most cursory thought"

Melissa Chen - "I see that the Chapelle Discourse has outlasted news about Afghanistan, China, Taiwan, lab leak, and supply chain disruptions in the media cycle.  We have utterly lost the perspective on what is most consequential while hyper-focusing on the trivial pursuit of fixing perceived moral injuries."

Dave Chappelle Apparently Tricked “Saturday Night Live” Staff By Performing A “Fake” Monologue In The Dress Rehearsal Before Revealing New Antisemitic Material Live On Air
Modern comedy is just about pushing the left wing agenda

Why I showed up at Netflix to support Dave Chappelle - "Cancel culture is not just a threat – it has already succeeded. Comedy is basically in its death throes. Comedians are afraid to say anything that might upset a mob of college-age morons. All the sitcoms currently on network television are the most boring and stale programmes I have ever seen in my life...   So many people are reaching out to me privately – film stars, game developers, writers – to say thank you for being willing to go out and do this. I really hope that what has happened serves as an example to people that it is time to fight for our craft and for our right to say proudly that we like jokes."

Meme - "Female stand-up comedian
*Period blood*
*Fake orgasm*
*Dick size*
*Bra*
*Boobs (Cleavage)*
*Blaming men for everything*"

John Cleese on Monty Python and Political Correctness - "the thing about political correctness is that it starts as a good idea and then gets taken ad absurdum. And one of the reasons it gets taken ad absurdum is that a lot of the politically correct people have no sense of humor... they have no sense of proportion, and a sense of humor is actually a sense of proportion. It’s the sense of knowing what’s important. In my stage show I tell jokes that make the audience roar with laughter, jokes about the Australians or the French or the Canadians or the Germans or the Italians. I make all these jokes and everybody laughs — and we don’t hate those groups of people, do we? Take this joke: “A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, ‘You hear the latest Irish joke?’ The barman says, ‘I should warn you, I’m Irish.’ So the guy says, ‘All right then, I’ll tell it slowly.’” That’s funny! But if you tell that joke and replace “Irish” with “barman who isn’t very intelligent” it isn’t funny at all. Why should we sacrifice laughter to the cause of politically correctness if that laughter isn’t rooted in nastiness? This actually reminds me of an idea I had: Every year at the U.N. they should vote one particular nation to be the butt of the joke... People find it hard to believe this, but unless we’re talking about puns and wordplay, all humor is essentially critical. So to eliminate jokes that are at the expense of other people is to eliminate most jokes. If you laugh at someone, it’s because his behavior is inappropriate. That’s why you can’t really be funny about Jesus Christ or St. Francis of Assisi, because everything they do is pretty appropriate... At what point are we allowed to make a joke? After the Charge of the Light Brigade, how many years had to pass for it to be acceptable to make jokes about the dead British?... if I can make jokes about Americans or English or Germans but I can’t make jokes about black people, then the question is this: When will we be able to treat black people in the same way that we treat Germans?... when will be able to say things are equal? Where’s the line? Here’s another example: Americans love jokes about English dentistry. Now that’s not very nice, is it? Have you ever heard an Englishman saying, “Stop persecuting me?” So where’s the line about what’s allowable? It’s very thin, wherever it is. Interviewer: I think the line is actually pretty thick: The people who historically have had more power in a society don’t get to decide what’s offensive to those who historically have had less power. Cleese: Eighty percent of people out there on the sidewalk will tell you they are oppressed by the system. All I’m saying is that all these definitions and rules are not cut-and-dried... Sometimes in my show I say, “There were these two Mexicans” and immediately the whole audience goes, “Oooh.” People think something is going to be offensive before it’s even been said... The Mexicans are actually the heroes! They’ve won! There are millions of Mexicans in America. Are we trying to pretend that isn’t the case? So is that a nasty story to tell? I don’t think it is. And isn’t it condescending to say that certain people can’t take a joke? "

BREAKING: AOC TRIGGERED by obvious parody account of her on Twitter, assessing how to 'move forward' - "Recent posts from the parody account include: "Feeling cute, might go to the southern border for another photo shoot", "If we tax citizens at a rate of 80%, we'd easily be able to pay 3 trillion dollars in reparations to transgenders", "Farming should be illegal", and "Cow farts are far more dangerous than fentanyl."... the parody account wrote, "This might be the wine talking, but I’ve got a crush on @elonmusk."  Musk responded to the post with a "fire" emoji...  The parody account posts content making fun of AOC's notorious response to Senator Cruz when she stated, "I don't want to date you" in response to criticism from the congressman."

Meme - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC: "FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility. It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread. I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see."
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress: "I'm still not going to date you."
Once again, liberals are threatened by comedy, satire and parody
It's only okay if it's parody Trump accounts. Imagine if Trump had tried to shut down parody accounts

Meme - "Yes police? They're parodying me" *BBQ Becky*

Storm on Twitter - "Here ya go, Alex. I made this handy guide for all your genius supporters to use so they can tell you apart from the domestic terrorist impersonating you."
Ian Miles Cheong on Twitter - "It's clearly marked as a parody. You should also mark your own account as a parody because you're like a parody of a politician."
Shibetoshi Nakamoto on Twitter - "oh no, not obvious parody that’s criminal, all humor should be banned and anyone making a joke should be put into the electric chair"
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 on Twitte - "AOC is mad that parody account @AOCpress is making fun of her. Now AOC is threatening to sue Twitter over this hilarious critic. That’s a pretty thin skin Sandy Cortez has — something you’d expect to find in a schoolgirl not a member of Congress."
Jack Murphy ⚡️ on Twitter - "The internet is a tough place lady Meaner than the streets of your hometown I guess"
Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy 🍀 on Twitter - "It’s clearly labeled as parody. Is this violence?"
Styxhexenhammer666 on Twitter - "It's hard to parody someone as brain damaged as you, Alexandria."
Noel Olinde on Twitter - "Who cares? Nobody takes you seriously anyway. The parody account can only make you look better…"
Richard Marshall on Twitter - "@AOC Can't wait to see what her "team" comes up with to "deal with it""
ALX 🇺🇸 on Twitter - "It’s clearly marked as a parody. I find it concerning that your actual Tweets and positions are so close to parody that it’s sometimes indistinguishable from reality."
Julia 🇺🇸 on Twitter - "She’s so mad Elon restored the parody account’s blue check—and even Politico is running cover for her. The account is following the rules of Twitter, which apply to everyoneeeee! Get bent, AOC 😆"
Jake 2.0 on Twitter - "The AOC team is worried that a parody account is being taken seriously and mistaken for the real AOC. Think about that."

Jailed for jokes he didn’t make - "Munawar Faruqui was accused of insulting Hindu gods and members of the Indian government with ‘indecent’ and ‘vulgar’ comments at a gig on 1 January.  But witnesses say he did not get to perform that night. Police have even admitted there is no evidence for the accusation. Apparently, the accuser – the son of a politician from the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) – overheard some jokes Faruqui was preparing for his performance. Faruqui and four others (including another comic) were arrested and charged with upsetting religious sentiments and – in reference to Covid – performing a ‘negligent act likely to spread infection of diseases dangerous to life’.  Despite not actually performing at the gig, Faruqui remains in jail. And police superintendent Vijay Khatri has – incredibly – said it ‘doesn’t really matter’ whether or not Faruqui made the comments, because he is guilty of ‘intent’."

Meme - Miri beaucoup @Miribeaucoup: "my hot take is that jokes in general are overrated. everyone should stop attempting to be funny. learn empathy first. i'd rather live in a cautious, sensitive world than a "funny" one."
Why liberals aren't funny

David Sedaris: ‘People say I’m terrible and cruel — but other people have terrible thoughts too’ | Saturday Review | The Times - "“Thank God I’m gay. I’m giving a commencement speech at the most PC school in America — Oberlin College [in Ohio]. Because I’m a middle-aged white male, it made me wonder would I have been doing it if I wasn’t gay? It has been a good career move.” Ah, political correctness. “I don’t know what is worse. To have a far-right audience or a far-left audience. I have a joke about Trump borrowed from Bill Maher [a comedian and talk show host], who said that if elected, Trump would change the symbol of America from an eagle to a turtle f***ing a shoe. People walk out.” If right-wingers walk out, “people on the left want to stay and tell you, ‘You can’t say that.’ Both of them are like this . . . [Sedaris makes a strangling motion] hands around the neck of comedy slowly choking the life out of it... He says of this spirit of censoriousness that “it’s a new thing: I’m going to go see you for an hour and a half, and if you say one thing that I don’t agree with, you’re off my list”. Some jokes that don’t work in the US, work in Britain, though... “Mother Teresa and Princess Diana are in heaven. Mother Teresa says to God, ‘It’s not fair, I served the poor and devoted myself to service; all she did was go to cocktail parties and wear fancy clothes — how come she gets a halo and I don’t?’ And God replies, ‘That’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel.’ ” Yes, it’s bad taste, but Sedaris does not mind. “There are people who say I’m so terrible and cruel — but you can’t tell me other people don’t have cruel thoughts. Martin Amis argues that good taste is the last thing that writers should pay attention to. I have a lot of respect for that.””
Clearly, without "homophobia", he'd be even more famous
Obviously it's worse to walk out than to try to silence people, especially since you're silencing them for a righteous cause

Monty Python star John Cleese mocks Hank Azaria’s Apu guilt with apology to ‘English people’… but some don’t get the joke - "British actor John Cleese has been both cheered and chastised for ridiculing voice actor Hank Azaria over his apology to “every single Indian person” for his portrayal of Simpsons character Apu.  Azaria drew a mixed response this week when he said sorry for his portrayal of the long-running cartoon’s Indian shopkeeper Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, whose stereotypical identity, the actor said, had helped maintain “structural racism.”... “Not wishing to be left behind by Hank Azaria, I would like to apologise on behalf on Monty Python for all the many sketches we did making fun of white English people,” Cleese said in a tweet on Tuesday. “We’re sorry for any distress we may have caused.”... Other Twitter users similarly chimed in with well-loved examples of people mocked by Monty Python, including the French, the Chinese, “upper class twits,” Catholics, people from Yorkshire, and others. Some users questioned why white people are “trying to be offended” on behalf of ethnic minorities in order to “appear virtuous,” and suggested that comedy relies on being able to make jokes about different cultures."

Meme - Capt. Planet: "Gen Z the weakest generation because of them Rush Hour has to put this before the start of their movies"
"We all love our 90's buddy comedies... but this movie was created in a different time. FYI: Certain depictions, language and humor may seem outdated and at times offensive"

Ricky Gervais says being able to offend in comedy is a ‘good system’

In defence of Ricky Gervais and the right to offend people - "In 2004, a woman in Birmingham wrote a play about a disabled child who was raped inside a Sikh place of worship. Some Sikhs were offended that this fictional storyline was set at a Gurdwara (Sikh temple) and went on a protest that eventually turned violent. The play had to be shut down. Some groups wanted the writer, a Sikh woman herself, arrested for allegedly stirring up anti-Sikh tensions.  The second story is as follows. Several hundred years ago, when the region now known as India was ruled over by the Mughal emperor Aurangzeb, he was angry that Hindus refused to convert to Islam. To protect their freedom of religion – the right to believe in something the emperor found offensive – a Sikh guru gave up his life. He told the community: protect freedom of belief, because it affects all of us... Gervais says, very early on, that he doesn’t need to do this. He’s already rich, he doesn’t need to cause controversy to get richer. He’s doing it for an important principle. The show, essentially, is about him defending the right to be offensive. The offensiveness is the point. That’s where I’m with him 100 per cent, for two important reasons.  Firstly, without the right to offend, we lose the right to challenge ideas and norms. I’m not arguing about whether Gervais is good or bad, or whether he is offensive or not. It’s fine if you find him and his jokes distasteful. But I’d rather live in a world where people are offensive than one where everyone agrees. Then we would have no diversity of thought or ideas.  I was deeply involved in the Sikh play controversy, now nearly 20 years ago, because I defended the right of the writer to tell her truth. For that, we were both labelled “traitors” by some Sikhs. They had a right to find her offensive but they should not have the right to stop her from speaking out.  To take another example, even the idea of gay marriage was offensive to the norms of religious institutions... The second point in defence of offensiveness is even more important. When we clamp down on “offensive” speech, usually through the law, it’s always used against minorities first... Somehow, we went from not wanting people to discriminate, to not wanting people to be offensive at all. That’s dangerous enough as it is. What’s worse is the idea that people who are mildly offensive should be completely shunned – ie “cancelled” and never heard from again. Someone is either on the side of angels, or must be cancelled. They’re either “woke” or “racists”. But the world isn’t black or white, it’s in hundreds of shades of grey. I may not agree with everything – or even anything – Ricky Gervais says. But that’s ok, because it’s more important to protect the right of people to be different than to be inoffensive."

Rex Murphy: Bravo to Ricky Gervais for standing up to wokeism - "Gervais dared face the whirlwind. Good on him. And his Netflix special will be a hit. It’s interesting that comedy, in the ancient tradition of deploying the weapon of satire to correct or rebuke social mischiefs, may be the force that puts a halt to up-to-now triumphal wokeism."

Comedian says he was rejected by agent for being white - "Brooklyn funnyman Tyler Fischer, 35, was trying to find a talent manager in October 2020 when he first connected with AGI Entertainment Media & Management, a Manhattan outfit that reps comedians Samantha Bee and Colin Quinn, television host Julie Chen and journalist Natalie Morales... ” ‘We love you. Everyone here loves you and thinks you’re a star, but we’re not taking you because you’re white.’ And that’s when my stomach dropped,” alleged Fischer, who is now suing the company for discrimination in Brooklyn Supreme Court... “UPDATE: I will not settle. I will take this all the way even if I don’t get a dime. This ‘justified’ racism must end.”  Fischer wouldn’t detail the purported settlement offer.  “I have endless people reaching out to me privately saying, ‘This happened to me. I’m too afraid to speak out.’ I had an acting agent reach out the other day who said, ‘You have no idea how bad it is. They’re not hiding it’”"
The cope is that non-white people were discriminated against for a long time, so this is good

Comedy is being ‘nuked’ while reality TV gets away with sex and swearing, says ‘Allo ‘Allo! star - "Comedy is being “neutralised”, according to ‘Allo ‘Allo! star Vicki Michelle, while reality TV shows are allowed to get away with rampant sex and swearing.  The actress who played the French waitress Yvette Carte-Blanche in the series, has said that most viewers would welcome new comedies in the style of ‘Allo ‘Allo!, but a minority would take offence...   A string of content warnings for TV series was issued last year by streaming service BritBox - a collaborative venture between the BBC and other broadcasters - including one advisory note which told viewers that ‘Allo ‘Allo! featured “outdated” material.  “Comedy is being neutralised - or nuked,” Ms Michelle said. “I think 80 per cent of this country would love comedy like ‘Allo ‘Allo! to be made again, so 20 per cent might take aversion to some of the content.”...   The humour stemmed from innuendo and mockery of national stereotypes and accents, and in 2021 Britbox warned modern audiences about the supposedly dated content of the decades-old programme, with a note stating: “This classic comedy contains language and attitudes of the time that may offend some viewers.”  BritBox explained at the time that certain classic programmes required advice on the “potentially sensitive language or attitudes of their era”. But Michelle argued that contemporary television is far more offensive than the comedy now deemed worthy content warnings, telling the Daily Mirror: “People eff, blind and use the c-word on telly and that’s considered fine.  “And on reality TV people make love under a sheet, and that’s fine. There was none of that in ‘Allo ‘Allo!. I don’t think there’s anything in there that would upset a normal person.   She added: “‘Allo ‘Allo! didn’t send up anyone in particular – we sent up everyone.  “It was a family show where the adults got the double entendres and the children just thought the situations were funny. You can see someone on telly in a bikini and their boobs out.”"

Marlon Wayans hits back at cancel culture as he claims that movies such as White Chicks are 'needed' - "He's known for his role in a slew of wacky comedies, including 2004 hit White Chicks.  And Marlon Wayans has now explained that we 'need' these kind of movies in the world, as he struck down on 'cancel culture'. The actor, 50, claimed 'we can't laugh anymore' while discussing the 18 years since White Chicks' release, explaining that he won't change his ways or jokes... 'If a joke is gonna get me cancelled, thank you for doing me that favour. It's sad that society is in this place where we can't laugh anymore'"

Meme - "Mostly Strawman
Not funny
Never original
Motivated by butthurt
*wall of text*
A leftist meme"
Aka the left can't meme

Meme - "Jokes are funny"
"BUT IT CAUSES REAL WORLD HARM"
"How?"
*punches comedy champion*

Being Offended is Part of Living in a Democracy, Comedian Says - "comedians in particular have found it difficult to navigate the waters of a culture in which many people are easily triggered. A 2015 article in The Atlantic described how comics were censoring their own jokes before standup routines on college campuses. The article was probably prompted by Jerry Seinfeld, arguably the most famous comedian in the world, who had explained months before why he wouldn’t perform on “PC” college campuses...   Seinfeld is not the only comedian uncomfortable with the trend of easily offended people. (Perhaps it’s because comedians thrive on producing edgy material.) British funnyman Stephen Fry explained his distaste for the phrase a few years ago.     “It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that,’ as if that gives them certain rights. It’s just a whine,” Fry said. “It has no meaning it has no purpose it has no reason to be respected as a phrase.”... when did it become accepted thinking that people have a right to not be offended by the words, people, or ideas around them?  As our culture grows more diverse and our means of communication improve, one might think it would be incumbent on people to become more tolerant of different ideas, people and opinions–at least if the people in that society wished it to remain cohesive and civil. But it seems that the opposite is happening... Is the expectation to not “be offended” practical in nations that have literally hundreds of millions of people with diverse life experiences, ethnic and racial backgrounds, educations, and worldviews? If people are offended, is there a healthier and more constructive way than shame to address the conflict?"

Do Blackadder and The Fresh Prince need trigger warnings? - "The BBC has slapped offensive-content warnings on classic comedy shows Blackadder and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air...   It is not clear what infringement of woke rules prompted the warning on The Fresh Prince. The show is hardly awash with profanity, and none of the characters in the all-black cast ever says anything racist.  Since the Black Lives Matter protests of 2020, the BBC has gone into overdrive in identifying and atoning for potentially offensive shows on its iPlayer platform...   These offensive-content warnings are bad news for comedy. Comedy, more than any other genre, works best when it comes close to or transgresses the line of acceptability and convention. The BBC’s censorious attitude will no doubt encourage comedy writers and stand-ups to carry on producing boring, sterile shows that never risk offending anyone. This joyless war on comedy has got to stop."

Coconuts over Bananas / Vagfax / Finding Religion

"... and that's when he realized he was done with bananas in favor of coconuts *Sara Jean Underwood exposing cleavage with monkeys*"

"This App would be so popular!
22 People Have Been Here *ass*
134 People Have Been Here *Vagina*
Vagfax. Vagina History Reports"

"After all these years I've finally found religion
The HOLY BOOBLE
By Kat Attack Photography *Busty Naked Woman holding book aloft*"

What my mom thinks I do vs what I really do / Gaming postures / Homer and Barney

"what my mom thinks I do *band used by 2 women to move furniture [dresser]*
what I really do *band used to suspend woman in between 2 men so they can spitroast her in mid-air*"

"Incorrect Gamign Posture *boy slouched at computer*
Correct Gamign Posture *woman in leotard bent over with man behind her grabbing her by the waist*"

"oh barney! i love you, you love me.........." *Barney giving Homer Simpson blowjob while he holds box: 'Trojans. New! Large Men'*

Mary had a little skirt

Mary had a little skirt,
It split right up the side.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt,
It split right up the front.
She never wore that one...

Where babies come from

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Degenerate single moms / When life isn't fair / Amazon mistake

"Degenerate single moms be like *black kid standing on counter taking photo of busty white woman in lingerie*"

"When life isn't fair *chubby man with moobs, skinny flat girl*"

"Well pissed off with Amazon. I ordered a dishwasher and they sent me a sandwich maker *Woman/sex doll in box*"

George Floyd Unrest: Taking down Statues / Accurate Statue / Paper Beats Rock

*Missing statue of Hans Christian Heg*
"That was a statue of an abolitionist"
*Social Just Us T-shirt, holding "destroy history" and "BLM" signs*: "What is an abolitionist?"
Man: "Maybe we should be defunding public education..."

"If you're going to make a monument, make it accurate. *topless George Floyd pointing gun at pregnant woman*"

"Paper beats rock *Fascist Salute* *Black Power Fist*