"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars." - Fred Allen

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Assorted photos from Johnny Malkavian from Shanghai and Hong Kong:


Hong Kong


With HWMNBN in an alley


Outside Bubba Gump at The Peak


At The Peak


At Snake restaurant


Jiak Zhua

These can be combined for a money shot:

Johnny Malkavian: "fuck man
i'm getting motion sickness watching you eat"

Keywords: eat snake, eating snake, getting sick watching you eat




Meditating




Boyband pose (not my idea)


Equally blur picture of the alley I also did not manage to capture


Shanghai


Waiting for JM to finish in KFC
He says he prefers Singapore's KFC. He must go to bolehland!


Tongli


Yuyuan


Probably the most unflattering shot of me I've ever seen