u r wt u wr - 8th September 2018

u r wt u wr:
- 'I'm actually a mermaid'
- 'Liberté c'est ici'
- 'Have you met my boyfriend gym?'
- (Peru) 'OK, but first coffee'
- 'My fav type of men is Ramen'
- 'Mermaid off duty'
- 'Keep calling. I'm single'
- 'Let's avocuddle'
- 'Harvard law
Just kidding'
- 'I wanna get physical'
- 'Warning: you might fall in love with me'
- 'Punch me in the face. I need to feel alive'


(It's been 4.5 years since I had enough material for one of these; these are really rare now - are they less popular than they used to be or are the young girls hanging out elsewhere now?)

u r wt u wr - 18th April 2014

u r wt u wr:
- 'Give a comment' (I told her I liked her shirt. She looked confused for a while then looked down)
- 'I'm sooo not in the mood *carebear with rain cloud*'
- 'You have to visit my blog right now' (She was 8 or so)
- 'I - heart- boys in uniform' (School uniform?)
- 'yummy' (they did look quite yummy)
- 'Kiss *lipstick mark * me I'm Irish' (She looked Filipino)
- 'lasso me' (She's trap and release)
- 'Don't call me cute girl'
- 'Parental advisory. Explicit content. Edited version also available'
- 'young, wild & free'
- 'Play game with me' (She was about 8)
- 'Let me'
- 'Come and get it'
- 'run to me'
- 'make me ♥ happy'
- 'make me feel better don't tell me I am not 'perfect''
- 'Life's too short to wait *park bench*' (Waiting for Godot reference?)
- 'très jolie' (She was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap but did not look promising)
- 'honey do you want me' (She was pregnant. He had a hand over her)
- (Bag) 'f*** me I'm famous'
- 'first base rookie'
- 'my boyfriend is short of cash'
- 'make me go wild'
- 'pervert'
- 'hipster' (a hipster wouldn't wear this, but a hipster would appreciate the irony)
- 'Pretty young things' (At first I thought it was 'thing' and didn't think she'd qualify. Then I saw the S. I thought it referred to something hidden. But no matter how hard I looked, even when she made a sudden movement I couldn't see her earrings)
- 'no way too big'
- 'I only date super heroes' (the guy beside her looked normal)
- 'sexy'
- 'a beauty for your eyes' (repeated many times)
- 'all y♥u need is me'
- 'Barbie
Barbie
Barbie'
- 'should we stay strangers?' (I'd say a resounding yes)
- 'I -mustache- you' (So she emasculates men?)
- 'Raver'

Guys:
- '摄狼' (this is a pun on 'pervert')
- 'Coeur à louer' ('Heart for rent')
- "Just saw a couple wearing somewhat "matching" white T-shirts. A guy's one said "Sweat blood tears" and the girl's one said "Work less"" (contributed)
- 'don't Bro me if you don't know me'
- 'Yes I wore this yesterday' ("Yes" was inside a recycling sign)
- 'drop pants not bombs' (the "O" in "not" was a "no" sign with a bomb inside)
- 'lace my sneakers'

u r wt u wr - 21st August 2013

u r wt u wr:
- 'Catch me' (She was a prime candidate for catch & release)
- 'I'm a crazy fool for ♥'
- 'sick' (She looked quite guai)
- 'hug for haters'
- 'this mummy is single' (Not sure if she was British...)
- 'je suis une fille really chic' (if you're chic you won't wear that. But she was like 7)
- 'only for your eyes' (No one else would want to look)
- 'emo' (She was a teen so yes)
- 'You had me at your immaculate spelling and your flawless use of grammar'
- 'Hot girl. Celebrity'
- 'Never
Ending
Fun'
- 'Dork' (this was a welcome change from all the 'Geek' tees)
- 'love doesn't learn'
- 'Cute & Sweet' (Maybe the latter)
- 'trophy girlfriend' (She was more like a punishment)
- 'pretty women'
- 'I'm always in love'
- 'si freak si chic' (Possibly the first definitely not the latter)
- 'kiss me I'm wearing A&F'
- 'my friend likes you but I'm his favourite'
- 'fu-Chanel logo-k you' (this had a bloody font)
- '*animal sniffing the butt of another* I love you'
- 'kiss me' (I wouldn't want to)


Guys:
- 'Please turn me on *light switch*'
- 'Of course
I'm in
love with
you
darling'


u r wt u wr (Europe CNY 2012):
- 'What a pair!' (on the gloves of a little black boy. Hmm...)

u r wt u wr (BKK 2012) (note the number I got in just 3 days):
- 'I'm sorry. I wanna have party'
- 'I'm not a monkey but I love bananas'
- [Man] 'I fuck on the first date' (he was followed by a woman and children)
- [Billboard] 'Young and sexy *woman with 2 big watermelons in front of her*'
- 'Romance and pretty girl' (she was okay)
- 'falling love'
- 'so shy shy'
- [Guy] 'I know you want me. Kmutt'
- '*pictures of elephant* jolie femme *something*'
- 'Don't telling mum' (this was in an awful green-yellow highlighter colour)
- 'Don't try to like me'

u r wt u wr - 11th March 2013

u r wt u wr:
- 'Sweet candy' (15 year old)
- 'Today is blue... I'm sad... Tears...'
- '*crown* I can't keep calm. I keep missing you' (badge were prominent on the shoulder strap of a backpack)
- 'Shut up. Kiss me' (badge were prominent on the shoulder strap of a backpack)
- 'Drool on
Dream on
Move on'
- 'My boyfriend is away this Christmas' (the 'o' in 'boyfriend' was either a devil's head or a toilet bowl)
- 'Would you like to... Take A Photo.. *picture of teddy in profile and in front view, with a camera*'
- [Contributed] 'if you can take the shit, I can take the pain' (Apparently this refers to anal sex)
- 'Heart break *picture of heart*'
- [11 year old] '*Superman logo* save me'
- 'LOVE boy'
- 'ABCDEFGHI
   JKLMN ♥ PQ
   RST U VWXYZ
- 'leave the boy alone' (She was with a white guy, no wonder)
- 'I love you but I've chosen juicy' (She was with what was presumably her kid. Hopefully this was not directed at the kid)
- 'I <3 Victoria's Secret' (She looked like she was using the brand)
- 'empty heart' (she was like 7 years old)
- 'product of the 80s' (she didn't look a day over 21)
- 'you to boyfriend, gave me this shirt'
- 'welcome to love boat'
- [Back] 'Amazing Miracle. You'll see it happen to me' (Did she mean plastic surgery?)
- 'live to ride'
- 'boy'

Guys:
- 'I ♥ my two girlfriends'
- 'take me home. Free delivery'
- 'it's great to be a white *shark head*' (White guy)
- 'I swear to god I wanna f*ck you' (I wish I could say the same. He was quite ugly)

u r wt u wr - 23rd December 2012

"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people." - Kin Hubbard

***

u r wt u wr:
- 'A beauty for your eyes' (I wanted to puke. 'I'm sure he used to be a man' - friend I was with)
- 'Am not fat I'm fluffly' (She was thin)
- 'We're so glad we're at the same place' )I wasn't. It was damn hard to read the tee)
- 'Beautiful
Attractive
Pretty
Gorgeous' (She was average
- 'I ♥ boys'
- 'Heart -pic of broken heart- breaker'
- 'Free love -something-'
- 'I ♥ your smile'
- 'I'm not perfect but I'm limited edition'
- 'please reuse me' (it's not often women advertise themselves as used goods)
- 'love makes me happy'
- 'Merci beaucoup mon amour *moustache, French flag*' (Girl of 6)
- 'I'm a part-time lover' (was she a social escort? if so she needed to up her game)
- 'No trespassing . Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" (Violate me once shame on you. Violate me twice...)
- 'out of control'
- 'You make me feel awesome'
- 'Meet me under the mistletoe'
- 'I'm always in love'
- 'Love' (The V was an upside-down Eiffel tower. Did it mean one could find love below?)
- 'Kiss my abs'
- 'Hope it's not a taboo when my heart says... I love you'
- 'My lover there before you'
- 'Love me more' (the words overlapped with a heart)
- 'I prefer the drummer'
- 'kinda like your look'
- 'I'm so sweet
I'll give you candies'
- 'Intriguing and mysterious'
- 'work hard so I can party harder'
- 'You & me -anchor- We are sailing in a love story'
- 'Love. Kiss. Hug' (The "ov" in "love" were in a heart)

Guys:
- 'Smile if you're gay'
- 'I'm retired. Do it Yourself' (Old grey haired guy)
- 'Good guy goes to heaven
Bad guy goes to patpong'

u r wt u wr - 24th September 2012

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." - Phyllis Diller

***

u r wt u wr:

- 'You can't catch me'
- 'Kiss me. It's trendy'
- 'Cute'
- 'New Menico
US 27
There my they time
What's your name'
- 'a sparkling weekend is coming' (this was worn on a saturday so presumably it was not that weekend)
- 'My boyfriend is a tenant. Were-something-'
- 'Need a hug today'
- 'somewhere sometime it could happen. Love edc'
- 'I'm SMART. That is why I am still SINGLE'
- '*something* *pic if strawberry* it is juicy'
- 'Good cats make u :) naughty cats make u :* but i -something- them all'
- 'Sweet cherries' (7 year old girl)
- 'There's a wild thing inside us all' (Secondary school girl with mother)
- 'You don't forget me. That's why I like you'
- 'Vamp'
- 'coffee chocolate men. All better rich'
- 'Shrink to fit' (I could see her tummy)
- 'Like me to love St.'
- 'Always imitated never duplicated' (Why you would want to, I wouldn't know)
- 'You know you love me too'
- 'remember me'
- 'I haven't met a boy I couldn't beat'
- 'B.U.M college rule #237. Not remembering is the best part'\
- 'I'm not perfect but I'm limited edition' (rationed crap is still crap)
- 'remember me'
- 'nice' (Must've referred to her personality, I'm sure)
- 'Show off' (There wasn't much to show)
- 'player'
- 'more respect less attack'
- 'Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me' (She was maybe in her early 40s. She had quite a lot of pimple craters, had neither figure nor butt, and had early stage female pattern baldness)


Guys:

- 'mark ♥ erwin' (turns out his name was neither)
- 'remember when sex was safe and motorbikes were dangerous'
- 'Love to love' (these were inside a lipstick mark)
- 'Smile if you're gay'

u r wt u wr - 22nd July 2012

u r wt u wr:
- 'Beautiful' ('plain', more like )
- 'Work of art' (She did look like she was old enough to be a classic)
- 'Love journey tantra of the heart develop your capacity for ecstasy expand contact with inner lover and fulfill needs deeply seen and received'
- 'starving for love. -US- passionate'
- 'Coffee, me or tea?' (Filipina)
- '♥ love love love angel'
- 'perfect'
- 'put the fun between your legs'
- 'sweeter the honey -something - the gal'
- 'girl' (Back; I didn't see the front. Maybe it said 'boy')
- 'Oh lala! Encore *Picture of a couple. The woman seemed to have curly brown hair. Didn't notice the man*'
- 'Come with me far far away from the noise'
- 'Freshly squeezed apple juice. Since 1971' (She looked to be in her 20s, not 41)
- 'I want to -lipstick mark- u baby'
- 'Nice'
- '*Toilet sign with both silhouettes*' (I couldn't tell if this was a man or a woman)
- 'kiss my cookies' (contributed)
- 'Loved across the world' (there was a lot of her to love)
- 'I'm not perfect just awesome' (She must've had lots of inner beauty)
- 'take me out *Picture of chopsticks in a box*'
- 'Love the heart that hurts you -many words-'
- 'magnificent' (This should have been 'underwhelming')
- 'These *something* are for hugging'
- 'Veux-tu m'epouser?' (I asked her if she'd gotten any propositions. She didn't know what it meant.)
- [Contributed] 'I ♥ BJ' (I have this one too; 'her mouth looked quite chapped')

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - Spain:
- 'You make me happy' ('You' was at the bustline. Maybe she wanted to make others happy)
- 'I ♥ my boy'

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - Australia:
- 'blond in love' (this was inside a heart, and there were small hearts in it too)
- 'When I was in Paris I wanted to go the Eiffel Tower'
- 'Ruck me maul me make me scrum'

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - Vietnam:
- 'I love you. Girls *something* gone'
- 'I *lipstick mark* lipstrick' (auntie on motorbike, slogan on helmet)
- I saw a girl whose motorbike helmet design had a magnet attracting hearts
- 'Dazzlingly beautiful' (err)
- 'tea orange juice doughnut. sometimes you hug me sometimes you do not'

For some reason white women like to wear spaghetti straps or tank tops and have their bra cups peek out. This is quite ugly (observed in Vietnam)


Guys:
- 'Employee of the month [Back: 'July 2006']' (He'd have been 1 or 2 then. Preparing for future wage slavery!)

u r wt u wr - 5th June 2012

u r wt u wr:
- '80s love child' (Why so proud of being illegitimate?)
- 'Enjoy with me *picture of TV*'
- 'Idontgiveashit' (She was a salesgirl - hopefully that's not her attitude to Sales)
- 'Could it be magic?' (maybe it's alcohol)
- 'Be mine'
- '*Something( make better friends *picture of back view of a car*'
- 'feel the next gender' (She didn't look transgendered...)
- 'do you know what you want' (This was in the middle of crosshairs. Sadly the crosshairs drew attention to a slight bulge at her tummy)
- 'make the style. she was so cute and friendly' (She was passable... I don't know about friendly. She sounded Korean)
- 'Don't forget to wash your butt *picture of soap in a humanoid form, with suds*'
- 'hug me *below: smiley face with large outstretched arms*' (She was a secondary school-aged girl)
- 'Choose me? [Back: Of course!]'
- 'Caution contents are hot *Picture of coffee cup*'
- 'Take a chance love is on the way'
- 'Honey you can't handle me Guess'
- 'Chick with brains *Picture of bird with glasses*'
- 'High heels high hopes'
- 'I ♥ haters'
- 'Take one more glance' (no thanks)
- 'Le France'
- 'Cote d'azure'
- '*Earth map in a heart* Love me!'
- 'festival virgin' (contributed)

Guys:
- 'My other shirt is clean'

After a certain length, fake eyelashes make you look like a mutant

Does a scarf with a spaghetti strap mean you've trying to cover up a lovebite?

Grey nail polish could be mistaken for necrosis.

u r wt u wr - 2nd April 2012

"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed." - Samuel Johnson

***

u r wt u wr:

- 'Truly absorbed by you -pic of Spongebob-'
- 'I ♥ boys'
- 'Top model'
- 'I loved you yesterday I love you still. I always have I always will ♥'
- 'Educated.' (Canteen Auntie)
- 'Hello! -lots of Smiley faces -'
- 'Romance love relationship *many words in word cloud*'
- 'Love in the airs' (Bad English, smart pun or double entendre?)
- 'Wild hearts can't be broken -picture of broken heart-'
- 'On kiffe le vélo'
- 'Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll'
- 'I'll pour my sweetness over you'
- 'Your dream' (at least she won't appear in my nightmares)
- 'Beer. So much more than a breakfast beverage' (worn by a maid)
- 'Let's have a good time. Fun -many other words-'
- 'I ♥ your smile'
- 'Sunday sweethearts *Rear view of Mickey and Minnie in a car speeding into the background*' (I saw this on Friday. Does she need someone for Mon-Sat?)
- 'Love made me do it ♥♥♥' ("Do" was in a heart)
- 'want your kiss' (the words were in a heart)
- 'befriend get chummy'
- 'Tender love & care makes a life worth living'
- 'Love is blonde' ('Is' was in a heart. She wasn't blonde so I guess she had no love)

Guys:

- 'You'll never f*ck alone'
- 'What women want'
- 'Not for sale' (I wouldn't want to buy him)

u r wt u wr - 15th January 2012

u r wt u wr:

- 'Make love not babies'
- 'I ♥ nerds' (the boy beside her was quite so)
- '[Eye chart layout] -something - to kiss me. Salaud. Do u luv me?'
- 'I make bedtime fun'
- *picture of bicycle*
- 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy' (I doubt any would want her to ride him)
- 'Little Dracula -cartoon girl with fangs, horns and tail reading a book "how to bite"-'
- 'ravishing' (repeated many times)
- [Woman in her 40s] 'Status has changed to single'
- 'Your must have. Morgan de toi'
- 'Your dream'
- [Back] 'Heartbreaker Rome 71'
- 'Dropped your bikini? It happens. *picture of woman in water in distress* For secure swimming always ask for Mavi brand swimwear' (I had to ask her to let me read the last sentence)
- 'Not so innocent *pic of tweety*'
- 'You - me = sad'
- 'Be my superstar *cartoon representation of girl taking photo*'
- 'What's this funny feeling inside' (indigestion, maybe?)
- 'Smile please'
- 'Put on your gold lipstick kiss me'
- 'Make my day ♥'
- 'Lady' (maybe she was insecure, or didn't think people would know at first glance)
- 'I've been -good- really I -have-'
- 'I'm so very unhappy'
- 'Love. The only story -something- Flirt with Romeo -something-'
- 'I'm the bomb' (the words were in a bomb) (as usual this was false advertising)

After a certain length, fake eyelashes make you look like a mutant

Guys:

- 'Make love not babies'
- 'Boobies make me smile'

Parisianiste

"- Est-elle ridicule, cette femme, avec ses seins énormes ?
- Il paraît que ça se porte encore, en province."

u r wt u wr - 3rd October 2011

"All phone calls are obscene." - Karen Elizabeth Gordon

***

u r wt u wr:

- 'I did it with a girl and I liked it -lipstick kiss mark-' (Approximate phrasing)
- 'Take one more glance' (Presumably because she had relatively much to glance at in the region)
- 'TRÈS CHIC' (this should have read 'peu chic', which sounds cruel but is more accurate than and beats 'démodée')
- 'Give me time to break your heart' (the only thing she'll break is my mirror)
- 'I want more amo-heart-r' (this is meant to spell 'amour')
- 'Peak. I can play'
- 'I'm l-oo-king at you' (The 'oo' was a pair of glasses with hearts in the lenses)
- 'I ♥ gravy'
- 'My ♥ belongs to what's-his-face'
- 'Love with no regrets'
- 'I'm a doll'
- 'You can't catch me'
- 'Paris love'
- 'Here's the one person you'll never get over no matter how long it's been'
- [5 year old] 'Do you wanna have fun? *Thor with hammer with thunderbolt on its head*'
- '單身' (This means "single")
- 'Who is naughty?'
- 'I know you hate me because I'm SKINNY'
- 'You and me' (arrow from "you" to "me" and "me" to "you")
- 'I'm with the cutest -something-'
- [Contributed] 'i make good baby' (maid)
- [Butch] 'I like girls who like girls' (we know!)
- 'Friendship or something else? *cartoon of 2 pandas from back. One has his arm on the other*'
- 'Love me sweet'
- 'I'm very goooood at being bad'
- 'Daisy thinks Donald is wonderful. But her temper makes him crazy' (???)
- 'OK'
- 'Love at first sight'
- 'This is what cool looks like'
- 'Little miss fun' (She was in her 60s or so)
- 'I'll marry for green card' (Filipino maid at Forum the Shopping Mall looking bored at a kid playing in a coin-operated machine)
- 'Available for study dates *Picture of Elmo*'
- 'Wtf happened last night?'

If you have a plaster on your toe, don't wear open shoes (they were open toed heels; if your feet hurt, wear flats or slippers!)

u r wt u wr (Foreign Edition: Jakarta 2009; Macau, France, China 2010)

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - Jakarta:

- 'Hard gene massh virgin'
- 'Bonne chance ♥'
- 'Socialité'

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - Macau:

- 'Take off your shiny tights'
- 'Oh my sweet kitty, you're a really good girl *picture of a cat*'
- 'Cash for cream *some fine print I didn't see*'
- 'Almost and single'
- [Back] 'Work hard like you blow me haha'
- 'The sexy style has an award. Hindlu' (my scribblings for the last 2 words weren't clear)
- 'Juicy *picture of silk teddy behind* My baby my baby' (she sat on her guy's lap. I thought she wanted to get more juicy. Then she zipai-ed both of them)
- '*hat *uck' (She was in the airport alone, with a PRC passport, and she was travelling to Singapore. Maybe she was a chicken and this was how she was advertising)

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - France:

- 'Nice to tweet you'
- 'oh la la *picture of something with sexual pun which I forgot*'
- 'Kiss me *picture of Hello Kitty*'
- 'Make baby with love' (she was pushing a pram so she took her own advice)

u r wt u wr Foreign Edition - China:

Nothing. I'd expected something more subtle than "干我， 快干我", but didn't see anything at all.

u r wt u wr - 31st July 2011

"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too." - Lichty and Wagner

***

u r wt u wr:

- J'♥ime P-Eiffel Tower-ris (She was wearing a tank top so the spire of the Tower pointed squarely up the middle of her cleavage, and unfortunately towards her face)
- [Contributed] 'I am a virgin' ("[She was] astonishingly ugly... It took me a lot of self-control not to blurt out, "I believe you."")
- 'Regrets let's make' (If I were her I'd regret wearing such a translucent white top with dark-patterned bra underneath)
- '-picture of bicycle- Come ride my bicycle'
- [Contributed] 'Committed to being single for life' (Maid; Singapore's Foreign Worker Policy - ruining foreigners' lives)
- 'I'm awesome true story'
- 'I think therefore I am single'
- 'Pick me'
- 'Beauty school' (it looked like she'd just joined)
- 'Am I cute? -caricature of a bunny face-'
- 'Enjoy'
- 'L'amour est liberté'
- 'I'm single. Please don't tell my boyfriend'
- 'It all begins with a smile'
- 'Sooner you'll be mine -something in reverse script-'
- 'have you seen my cat?'
- 'Loor at my eyes! -lifelike sketch of a girl whose eyes are positioned above the middle of the wearer's cleavage- -something- image' (this was not a low cut top)
- 'Feel good is all I want'
- 'Saving it for a rainy day' (all the letter were solid black except "it" which was striped with white)
- 'Romantic rebel'


This is possibly an outfit for a strip flow (or after a shark attack)

I saw a girl in a top which read "Army". However it exposed her shoulders, had cap sleeves on her upper arm and a very broad V neckline. Perhaps this is the Female Army that slaves dream of.


Guys:

- 'No animal testing for this t-shirt'
- [Contributed] 'Stalking is Cool!' - 'Under your love spell' - [Fuzzy font] 'Today is my lucky day' (it took me a while to realise the meaning of this)
- 'I know how to meet ladies' (He was holding a girl's hand)
- 'Hey pirate wench. Want to shiver me timbers?' (I told him I liked his tee, he was strangely mute and looked bemused, and shrugged. Later I heard the group speak what sounded like an Eastern European language)

u r wt u wr (GPGT, story included)

I saw a guy wearing a tshirt with "female students wanted for sexual research" on the back.

Evidently he had already found one - not a bad one at that.

I asked him "is she your only one?", and he looked suspicious and replied, "yes, why?"

People never remember what they wear.

u r wt u wr - 4th June 2011

u r wt u wr:

- 'Make your statement'
- 'Why'd you have to be so cute? *many more lines*'
- 'Damn right you ♥ me'
- 'Boys keep swinging. Girls keep smiling'
- Front: *Ursula from the Little Mermaid*; Back: 'So good I'm bad'
- 'There's nothing glamorous about what I do'; Back: 'Because I am a working man'
- 'Player'
- 'We do it in style'
- 'Be my superstar'
- 'Princess'
- 'I ♥ shoes *something* and boys'
- 'Half of me is all of you' (She didn't look fat to me)
- [50 year old] 'With a tee shirt like this 42 who needs pants'
- 'Bootylicious *picture of bicycle with large front wheel*'
- [Contributed] '4 out of 5 boys prefer me' ("I beg to differ.")
- 'Can you do this? *lipstick mark of a lip*'
- '♥ I'm very very happy' (If she were, she wouldn't need to declare it)
- [Back] 'I like men chasing me. Adidas'
- 'No beer goggles necessary'
- 'UCB. Born to be a princess'
- 'Kiss me please
-lipstick mark-'
- 'Lovely sweet *something*
-picture of bicycle-'
- 'I'm the evil queen' (Does she need a King?)
- 'Pinay. 100% all woman'

u r wt u wr - 30th April 2011

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent." - Thomas Neill

***

u r wt u wr:

- [Contributed] 'The waitress gave me crabs'
- [Auntie in her 50s] 'Just the two of us secret'
- '♥ my shirt'
- 'I may look innocent but I sure can put you into trouble'
- 'Magic woman' (Maybe she makes your money disappear)
- 'Happy nude year'
- 'Time has no meaning when you are in love' (I'd like to say that I saw her running for a bus, but that'd be a lie)
- 'Nice *picture of heart with moustache* moustache' (Maybe it was commentary on her bikini line)
- 'He's not my BOYFRIEND <- He's my BODYGUARD' - 'I'm confident' (If you are, you won't need to proclaim it) - 'Bisous *kiss lipstick mark* pour toi' (Translation: 'Kisses for you') - 'Not lonely here at the top' (There was an upward-pointing arrow in the o in 'not' pointing at her non-existent pearl necklace)
- 'Hot waffles to go *picture of open waffle maker*'
- 'I *star* shining for you'
- [Auntie in her 50s] 'What's Your Number?' (this looked like an event shirt but nothing was big enough to read)
- 'U like what you see?' (She had a bulging tummy, so no)
- 'We're so cool. We're so cool. Ice cubes are jealous'
- [Woman in her late 50s] 'I want to be your love *many words*'
- 'What you wish for'
- 'Don't forget to blink'
- 'Get what you want'
- 'Hug *tree trunk* me'
- 'I only date models not you' ("Only date" was in a heart)
- 'Only sos as girl lover'
- 'Nice and sweet' (she was wearing a tudung with a T-shirt)
- 'Innocent by day. Party girl *something*'
- 'I'm a beautiful girl. Just let us love'
- 'Your tee will look cool on me'

u r wt u wr - 22nd February 2011

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Sir Winston Churchill

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u r wt u wr:

- I like being on top
- 'Looking for Mr Happy'
- 'It is love and lonely about you
- 'I ♥ money'
- 'I am a wonder of the world'
- 'Just here waiting for you'
- 'Look at the cat's nose' (I tried to but it was very hard, as she was so well-endowed it was hard to find the cat's nose. The T-shirt is probably just to get guys to pay attention to her rack)
- 'Garçon manqué' (This means 'tomboy')
- 'Make me pretty. Like a princess' (she really needed it)
- 'Remember Lot's wife. Avoid the backward glance' (this didn't need saying, as she was nothing to glace at - let alone twice)
- 'Girl is a fairy' (at first I saw 'hairy')
- 'You give me fever'
- 'I would like to be a fashion victim' (Her friend was PRC. Maybe she was too)
- 'Young nasty bitch & flashy'
- 'Just did it'
- [8 year old girl] 'I'll show you my game'
- 'Sweet Sixteen' (there was a crown on top of the first letters)
- [Woman in her 40s] 'I'm a Tease' (I was told she'd had Botox)
- Some girls -something- all the luck'
- [Woman in her 50s] 'Pick me. Choose me. L♥ me'
- 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder' (I could see why she wore this)
- 'Peach of the summer'
- 'European casual the d day in normandy'
- 'Animal animal animal'
- 'Sweet kiss with my sweetheart'
- 'This tshirt is not a fake' (I wondered what else was not fake)
- 'Sexy lips' (those on her face were not impressive. Presumably she was referring to the other set)
- 'The boys ♥ me'
- 'Bundle up wear juicy'

u r wt u wr - July 29th 2010

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen

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u r wt u wr:

- 'Let's play' (Front: 'Hard Rock Cafe Dubai')
- '♂ + ♀ = ☺' (Male sign + female sign = :))
- 'READY YOUR BOOM!! but I can't I love you'
- 'I ♥ gorgeous girl'
- 'You are butter. I am bread' (I thought this should've been reversed, ending with "spread me")
- 'Don't play'
- 'I'm promise to love you. Forgive me to if I ever forget'
- 'Your boyfriend wants me. Hey, are you aware?'
- 'Make me smile'
- 'This is what love looks like'
- '100% single. Last day'
- 'Foxy babes scouts team'
- 'Pink isn't just a colour. It's an attitude' (this was not pink)
- 'Us' (so sad)
- 'Stylish girls. Cute. Love rabbit'
- 'Stop looking at me. I know *something*'
- 'Friends don't let friends talk to ugly boys'
- 'Beach babe'
- 'Please do not make me paranoid thanks'
- 'I want to be freak'
- 'Can you d♥ me a favour?'
- 'I need more'
- 'I got the looks you got the money *picture of leggy blonde*' (She had no looks, but the guy with her looked like he had no money either)
- 'Looking for tender loving care'
- 'I *recycle sign* boys'
- 'Leave me alone' (HAHAHAHAHA)
- '*something* Ok all boys you are useless'
- 'I'm still free. Take a chance on me'
- 'Fashion is not a victimless crime'
- 'I am watching you'
- 'My boyfriend and I just broke up cause he wanted to get me married
and *something* i'm free'
- 'Lots of kisses from Paris'
- 'Handle with care'
- 'Milk every possible party'
- 'See you soon'
- 'It's your move'
- 'Objects under this tee are larger than they appear' (This is one of my favourites)


Guy
- [Contributed] '*Soap speaking* Rub me on your butt!'
- 'Free lotion'
- 'I want to be inside you' (said by a hamburger)
- 'Most romantic blugirl summer edition'
- '*not for sale'
- 'I just want to be loved *picture of blowup doll*'
- 'I ♥ gravy' (???)

u r wt u wr - 22nd July 2010

"It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place." - H. L. Mencken

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u r wt u wr:

- '*head in side profile* Filling good'
- 'Escape from you!'
- 'Many *pictures of diamonds* many ♥♥♥♥'
- 'Unsettled'
- 'I'm addicted to purity' (11 year old girl)
- 'Goddess me'
- 'Who do you want to unbutton?' (not her)
- 'I'm so lonely' (woman in her late 50s)
- 'It's so hard to be a single'
- 'Super nice girl'
- 'I'm magnificent!'
- 'In love with you'
- 'Let's make out' (she was in her late 40s)
- 'Let's try something else' (she was wearing a headband with cat ears)
- 'Fcuk super babe'
- 'I'm soooo good'
- 'I've been soooo good' (interesting contrast between the present and present perfect)
- '*something* for rent but not for sale'
- 'Sexy is always in trick'
- 'Commencer *repeated many times* S *picture of 2 open palms with lines indicating movement*' (maybe she was asking people to start groping her)
- 'Enormous cock *picture of a cock*'
- 'Have some fun? *2 outstretched hands with soot and blood*'
- 'For very kind and obliging *something* customers'
- 'Gorgeous *dictionary definition*'
- 'Boyz club sports'
- '*Something* I want give some good'
- 'Know why my ego is so big? "Dig" *big arrow pointing downwards'
- 'I'll buy dinner if you promise me 'dessert' *picture of big piece of jelly with cream on it, possibly a creampie*'
- 'Boys'
- 'Delicious story ♥'
- 'I ♥ honey boy *something*'
- 'If you had chosen to ignore you had just chosen to regret'
- 'bizarre must awesome want'
- 'Nice girl' (auntie in her 50s with Gold Hair)
- 'Knock you out' (at first I thought the last word was 'Up')
- 'Your place or mine?'
- '*Something* do what you want'
- 'It's delicious. You need this'
- 'Super Jessie sweetly greatly *some words* sexy'
- 'Little Miss Jailbait'
- 'i will be your happy angel'
- 'Do what you want'
- 'I'm a very clever girl'
- 'Play comme des garçons'
- 'Lets hug'
- 'Get to know yourself *picture of man bending down between his legs and sniffing his ass*'