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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Dilbert on the Gender Pay Gap

Blonde: "I JUST READ THAT THE AVERAGE WOMAN IS PAID 75 CENTS FOR EVERY DOLLAR THAT MEN MAKE. IT'S AN OUTRAGE !"

Alice: "I'M THE HIGHEST PAID ENGINEER IN THE COMPANY."

Blonde: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE ARTICLE SAYS "AVERAGE WOMEN" EARN LESS."

Alice: "SUDDENLY, THE PROBLEM COMES INTO FOCUS."

Blonde: "THIS ARTICLE SAYS MEN ARE PAID 25% MORE THAN WOMEN. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?"

Wally reading Estro Magazine: "ACTUALLY, IT SAYS WOMEN MAKE 75¢ FOR EVERY DOLLAR THAT MEN MAKE. THAT'S 33% MORE FOR MEN. I SUPPOSE THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE YOU'LL PRAISE ME FOR MY MATH SKILLS RIGHT NOW."

Blonde: "ALICE, ONE DAY I HOPE WE CAN BE JUDGED BY OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND NOT OUR GENDER."

Alice: "I GOT MY FOURTEENTH PATENT TODAY. I'M ON MY WAY TO A LUNCH BANQUET IN MY HONOR."

Blonde: "AND YOU WORE THAT ?"

RIP Scott Adams

Sunday, November 03, 2024

Freedom

There is a left wing comic from pizzacakecomic that I've seen shared a lot that, as usual, misrepresents pertinent issues:


Gay Guy with partner: "I want the freedom to marry who I love"
Woman: "I want the freedom to control what happens to my body"
Guy with long hair: "I want the freedom to express myself"
Bearded Guy with Bald Eagle T-shirt and red "MAGUH" hat: "THAT'S NOT HOW FREEDOM WORKS!!"

Happily, I've seen two edits that succinctly point out the issues with the original:


Gay Guy with partner: "I WANT TO FORCE CHRISTIANS TO PARTICIPATE IN GAY MARRIAGE."
Woman: "I WANT TO KILL MY CHILD."
Guy with long hair (MTF?): "I WANT TO SHOWER WITH YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER."
Bearded Guy with Bald Eagle T-shirt and red "MAGUH" hat: "THAT'S NOT HOW FREEDOM WORKS!!"


Gay Guy with partner: "We want to force you to bake our cakes."
Woman: "I want to kill babies."
Guy with long hair (MTF?): "I want to spread my mental illness to children."
Bearded Guy with Bald Eagle T-shirt and red "MAGUH" hat: "STOP MAKING ISLAM SO ATTRACTIVE!"

Friday, December 15, 2023

SJW fatigue: Why anime & manga are conquering the West

SJW fatigue: Why anime & manga are conquering the West

"For a long time, Hollywood and the American comic book industry have been seen as international media behemoths. It used to be that they never even faced any serious competition. But lately, they seem to be losing that grasp. The last decade of film and comics has seen a sharp decline in quality...

If you’re looking for American comics, there’s mainly only two publishers producing them – Marvel and DC, which account for about 80% of the comic book market. Both companies have been around since the 1930s and have grown into giant corporations that completely dominate the industry. With numerous wildly successful superhero series, both companies have also ventured into other forms of media and have proven to be extremely successful. But while pumping out numerous films, TV shows, games etc, it seems their core product – comics – has seen a dramatic dip in quality, readership, and profitability. New issues are predominantly received as stale, repetitive, outdated, and overwhelmingly hyper-politicized. Many fans and veterans of the industry feel that modern comic book writers have seemingly abandoned the basics of what made the medium successful in the first place – creative and engaging storylines, memorable, unique, and relatable characters, and stunning artwork. Instead, new releases focus on the same old superhero tropes, infused with heavy-handed political messaging and offering little to no variety.

Chuck Dixon, known for his extensive work on Marvel’s ‘Punisher’ and DC’s ‘Batman’ comics in the 1990s and early 2000s, thinks it’s no surprise that manga is “wiping the floor” with American comics.

“It’s not hard to see. The artwork is attractive. It’s different. It’s engaging. It’s interesting. It’s varied. So there’s a lot of reasons to like manga. And not a whole lot of reasons to like what’s out now,” he said in response to a fan question on YouTube. “Because what’s out now, for the Big Two [Marvel and DC], is, for the most part, poorly crafted. There’s a few exceptions, but for the most part, it’s poorly crafted, poorly conceived, there’s an obvious political agenda to everything, and there’s no variety.” 

“It’s superheroes, superheroes, superheroes. And they are all avatars for the writer’s political agenda. And they’re kind of tiresome. They’re not particularly well-drawn. They’re not particularly well-realized.”

However, criticism isn’t something that the American comic book giants seem to appreciate these days, and most gripes with modern comics are often disregarded as coming from hateful bigots who don’t know better. As a result, longtime comic book fans have become alienated from their beloved franchises and turn elsewhere for fulfilling entertainment, leading many to manga...

The stories are generally told in a straightforward linear fashion, allowing readers to jump into a new series fairly easily and follow it from beginning to end. In Western comics, it’s a bit more complicated, as many of the characters have been around for decades and have gone through numerous major overhauls and re-boots and have been featured in numerous side stories, spin-offs, crossovers, and other ‘non-canon’ works, which can be confusing for newcomers.

Perhaps the biggest difference from American comics, most of which are published by DC and Marvel and typically focus on superheroes, is that manga is produced by countless artists (known as mangaka) and released by numerous publishers ranging from huge conglomerates to small independent print houses. This results in a wide variety of visual styles, but, more importantly, provides works in literally every genre, subgenre, and subject matter imaginable. 

Of course, there’s a lot of series about people with superhuman abilities, but there’s also an endless amount of manga exploring genres such as comedy, drama, horror, sci-fi, romance, erotica, fantasy, etc. There are also numerous series about things like fishing, hunting, golf, racing, ballet, gaming, music, sports, science, psychology, business, law, politics, crime, war, biographies, history… the list goes on.

Additionally, mangaka tend to explore other cultures, religions, countries, and time periods in their works, oftentimes providing a unique spin on them, further expanding the possibilities for creative and intriguing stories.

The benefits of such a diverse and creative environment in the manga industry naturally spill over into animation...

One of the underlying reasons for such creative freedom is that Japanese artists tend to face significantly less regulation compared to their US counterparts. While mangaka are not really limited in what/who they can or cannot write about, for US comics, that’s not really the case. Since the 1950s and until fairly recently, American comic book publishers have had to adhere to the Comics Code Authority – a self-imposed set of guidelines created amid a public concern that some content could be corrupting or traumatizing to young readers. This code ended up wiping out numerous genres in American comics and severely neutered those that survived. Today though, most publishers have abandoned the code, but now they face another, arguably more aggressive, form of informal censorship – social justice activists.

While DC and Marvel comics certainly feature a diverse cast of characters and places, in recent years, the creative freedom to explore certain topics has become severely limited by having to contend with activists and their campaigns against things like ‘cultural appropriation’ – which suggests that drawing inspiration from other cultures is oppressive against minorities. Portraying certain groups and ideas in the ‘wrong’ light, or not praising others enough, has also become a trigger for some vocal far-left activists, who immediately respond with demands for retractions, apologies and cancellations.

Not only has the American comic book industry been increasingly watching its creative step because of these groups, but some of the activists have actually joined its ranks, resulting in what many old-school fans see as one of the biggest reasons Western movies and comics are failing – overbearing ‘woke’ progressive politics.

Fiction has always explored politics or had some sort of political subtext or context, and comics and manga are no exception. There are certainly political themes and subtext in Japanese manga, but that doesn’t seem to have a detrimental effect. For the most part, when politics are included, it’s done rather subtly or in a way that doesn’t detract from the story, allowing readers to easily ignore it. Additionally, the types of political messages present in manga are just as varied as the topics the medium covers. The reason is that Japanese artists don’t tend to face any social or legal repercussions for expressing any political position, so there’s really nothing stopping them from just saying what they think...

Essentially, it’s not that manga and anime don’t have politics in them, it’s that the works explore political themes, and tastefully integrate them into the worlds, instead of blatantly preaching political talking points to the readers/viewers. The political subtext remains just that – subtext. The messages (where they are present) don’t detract from the world and story, but instead, add a layer to them and give audiences food for thought, as most artists seem to prefer letting their stories speak for themselves, and avoid moral grandstanding over the readers.

Modern American comics, on the other hand, are displaying much less subtlety and moderation in their political messaging. A lot of the comics coming out of the US today overtly place politics at the forefront of their stories and use new or long-established characters as nothing but vehicles to deliver political talking points. 

While some claim that there is just as much politics in manga as there is in comics, the key difference is subtlety. Take for example the notoriously ill-received ‘New Warriors’ by Marvel. Dubbed by many as ‘The Social Justice League’, the announcement of the new series saw overwhelming backlash and eye-rolls, as the characters were perceived as the literal embodiment of woke culture, and the character names only reinforced the notion, with heroes such as ‘Snowflake’ – Marvel’s first nonbinary character – and ‘Safespace’, who uses pink forcefields to shield himself from harm.

In fact, Marvel has launched an entire series specifically dedicated to delivering modern socio-political issues to its readers titled ‘Marvel’s Voices’. One of the issues features Spider-Man and Spider-Girl taking part in a pro-immigrant rally and learning about the term ‘Latinx’ – a word which progressive white liberals use as a more inclusive way to refer to people, rather than the gendered terms ‘Latino’or ‘Latina’. In reality, most Hispanics have never even heard of the term, while many consider the term offensive, and only 3% use it to refer to themselves, but the comic doesn’t seem to acknowledge that fact, instead promoting the term as a ‘more inclusive’ one.

Additionally, both Marvel and DC have been open in their hate towards former US President Donald Trump, as both publishers have released comics featuring a parody of Trump, portraying him as a central villain for the heroes to take down.

Given that Trump gained nearly half the vote in the 2020 election, it’s clear that there are many who still support him and will take issue with such portrayals. Politics in Western comics have essentially become unavoidable, and the messages come exclusively from the progressive left, leading a large portion of the audience to become alienated and ditch American comics altogether...

As audiences grow more frustrated with every major release, the producers of these adaptations continue to boast about their works being progressive and ‘diverse’ – which is generally achieved with token gestures like race- and gender-swapping fan-favorite characters from the source material.

For example, Netflix’s tendency to race-swap characters has become a meme unto itself, especially when it comes to red-haired women, for some reason. Just take the latest ‘Witcher’ adaptation, where the fan-favorite blue-eyed and red-haired Triss Merigold is portrayed by an actress that couldn’t be any further from those descriptions, which are found in the books and games...

Everytime Hollywood announces yet another remake or adaptation, audience expectations seem to be so low, that many just choose to ignore watching the doomed-to-be-bad remake altogether and go watch/read the original instead.

Japanese manga and anime aren’t the only ones stealing the attention of Western audiences. Korean films have also been gradually growing in popularity around the world. ‘Parasite’ took an Oscar, ‘Squid Game’ became one of the most-watched Netflix shows ever and zombie flicks like ‘Train to Busan’ have proven that Korean filmmakers can go toe-to-toe with their American counterparts in genres that have traditionally been Hollywood staples.

What makes Korean films so special? Simply the fact that the stories are creative, well written, well-acted, well shot, and most importantly – feel authentic, without the need to be preachy or shoving political propaganda down its viewers’ throats. Sure, most of the Korean films mentioned above have quite the political and social subtext, but the characters and plot take precedence, and the films can be enjoyed without delving into South Korean politics.

Hollywood and the American comics industry, however, don’t seem to have caught on to what they’re doing wrong yet. Instead of taking a page out of the Eastern entertainment industry’s playbook, many Western creators instead choose to either double down on their failing practices or criticize Eastern creators. ‘Power Girl’ co-creator Gerry Conway even called to have mangaka ‘taken to task’ for their supposedly rampant sexism and misogyny.

The author griped about Western artists being “deservedly taken to task regularly for outrageously sexist treatment of women” while Japanese authors were supposedly free to include over-sexalized women in their works without facing criticism. While the author seems to ignore the never-ending complaints and boycotts Western activists lodge against mangaka and their readers, his perspective once again highlights the difference between West and East. The Western perspective that sexualized drawings of women are inherently ‘sexist’ and ‘misogynistic’ fails to consider that many of the artists drawing them are women themselves (and enjoy drawing them that way), and that audiences tend to prefer attractively illustrated and written characters rather than asexual chunks of political propaganda. And perhaps in part, that’s yet another reason more audiences are drawn to manga and anime rather than the Western ‘politically correct’ productions.

Obviously, all these studios want money, but it seems that most of the directors, writers, and executives are either out of touch with their viewers/readers, or honestly believe that social justice warriors on Twitter are a viable core audience. In either case, instead of changing course and adapting to the wants of their broader audience, they seem to prefer churning out remakes and reboots while doubling down on woke messaging. Criticism and bad viewer ratings, meanwhile, often get brushed off as coming from people of ‘unacceptable’ political or social persuasion, be it sexism, racism, or any of the multitude of other -isms and -phobias on offer."

Clearly Chuck Dixon doesn't know what he's talking about and is ignorant that comics have always been woke and political.

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Sexy Losers: A Harry Situation


"A HARRY SITUATION
I should be proud of this but most Harry Potter fiction is far worse than this, trust me.

Ron Weasley: "OH HERMIONE ... I'M GONNA ... GONNA ..."

Hermione Granger: "OH YES, RON ... JUST COME INSIDE ME ... WAIT ... IS YOUR FACE ... CHANGING?"

Harry Potter: "I .. ER ..."

Hermione Granger: "HARRY POTTER! I KNEW IT !! YOU WERE USING POLYJUICE POTION TO SLEEP WITH HERMIONE!"

Harry Potter: "... GINNY?"

Ginny Weasley: "THAT'S RIGHT, POTTER. I CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED TRYING TO CHEAT ON ME!"

Harry Potter: "BUT IF YOU WERE WRONG, YOU WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH YOUR BRO --"

Ginny Weasley: "... I KNOW"

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Utilitarianism

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Remember

"WE CREATED A UTILITARIAN ETHICS COMPUTER TO REPLACE GOVERNMENT.

"IS IT ETHICAL TO CHEAT ON MY WIFE?"

YES. YOUR MARRIAGE IS A SHAM, AND YOU WILL EACH FIND GREATER LOVE, THUS MAXIMIZING TOTAL HAPPINESS."

IT WAS ODD AT FIRST, REPLACING JUSTICE AND MORAL TRUTH WITH MAXIMUM HAPPINESS.

"SHOULD I COVET MY NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY?"

"YES. IT WILL INSPIRE YOU."

BUT, ON THE WHOLE, THINGS WENT WELL.

TOTAL HAPPINESS (AVERAGE INDIVIDUAL HAPPINESS x POPULATION) *going up over time*

UNTIL A STRANGE PERSON EMERGED.

"I STOLE THIS BREAD. SHOULD I RETURN IT?"

"NO. GIVE IT TO FELIX."

"WHO'S THAT?"

"THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD."

THE HAPPIEST MAN WAS SO DELIGHTED BY EVERYTHING THAT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR A THIRD OF ALL HAPPINESS ON EARTH.

"OH MY GOD I FOUND A PENNY .! A SHINY ONE! THIS IS BETTER THAN A THOUSAND PONIES!"

SLOWLY BUT SURELY, THE COMPUTER'S JUDGMENTS BEGAN FAVORING THE HAPPIEST MAN, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE GREATER TOTAL HAPPINESS.

"SHOULD I END IT ALL?"

"NO. WE NEED YOUR BODY TO MANUFACTURE LUCKY PENNIES FOR FELIX TO FIND."

FELIX'S HAPPINESS COMPOUNDED WITH EACH NEW HAPPY EVENT, WHICH CREATED A FEEDBACK LOOP. WITHIN A YEAR, FELIX CONTROLLED 98% OF WORLDWIDE HAPPINESS.

"I'M SO HAPPY YOU GAVE ME YOUR LIFE SAVINGS!"

"THE COMPUTER SAID YOU'D ENJOY IT MORE THAN ME."

"I'M SO HAPPY IT SAID THAT!"

THINGS GOT WORSE AND WORSE.

HAPPINESS OF FELIX *going up over time*
HAPPINESS OF OTHERS *going down over time*

SOON, EVERYONE WAS ENSLAVED AND ON AMPHETAMINES SO THEY COULD WORK 23 HOURS A DAY TO MAKE THE HAPPIEST MAN HAPPIER.

"HOORAY! ANOTHER PYRAMID JUST FOR ME!"

I CAN'T SAY THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING. FELIX DOESN'T LET US SPEAK.

"I LIKE MY OWN VOICE BEST!"

Thursday, August 03, 2023

PG Vikings


Viking 1: "What's our motto?"
Viking 2: "Rape, pillage, burn!"
Viking 1: "Yes. In that order."
Viking 2: "Oh."
*Viking 2 raping skeleton in a burning house*

 

This caused a lot of butthurt on Pixie and Brutus (the post has since been deleted), which inspired Renson to write a "Monty Python like skit of PG friendly Vikings"


(Scene: Viking climbs assault ladder and meets an enemy soldier on the town's wall)
 
Viking: Argh! I'm here to pillage and burn your village. Part of that involves burying my axe in your gut!
 
Settler: Wait a second. Let me take my helmet off. I'm a woman, as you can see.
 
Viking: Argh! Doesn't matter. I'm an equal opportunity axe killer. Women can certainly bear arms and fight as equals. Equal strokes for equal folks!
 
Settler: What did you just say? Strokes?!
 
Viking: Strokes being axe strokes I mean. No innuendo intended. Sorry.
 
Settler: Alright I believe you.
 
Viking: That's a relief. Let's get back to the pillaging and burning?
 
Settler: Alright. But we've a complication. You see, you are below me on that ladder, and you are thrusting your axe up at my belly. Think of the angles.
 
Viking: I don't see how... Oh oh! That's dreadful!
 
Settler: Yes. That would count as penetration with a foreign object. Which in many legal jurisdictions counts as rape.
 
Viking: and we certainly don't do that! We only pillage and burn and shove big metal objects into innocent people. We don't force our sexual organs into orifices evolved to take exactly those organs because this is clearly the worse thing you can do to someone. Worse than leaving them gutted and screaming with their intestines out.
 
Settler: You done? The details are upsetting me.
 
Viking: Sorry! I should have led with a trigger warning.
 
Settler: You're forgiven. Now where were we.
 
Viking: I was hoping you might be nice enough to move back a little so that I can climb up and use an overhead axe strike instead. That way my axe can land in your head, and we can totally avoid any sexual innuendo that might result from me thrusting my weapon up from below...
 
Settler: You're doing that with the details again.
 
Viking: Sorry! This is a learning experience for me. I just want to make sure that my future descendants can honestly say we only pillaged and burned, and certainly never raped.
 
Settler: I see. So I assume this means my genetic bloodline ends here instead of carrying on by becoming one of your forced wives?
 
Viking: yes I'm afraid so. We don't rape. Period.
 
Settler: Well then. Let's not disappoint the future. (Steps back to allow the Viking to climb up the ladder)
 
Viking: Thanks! (Climbs up and buries his axe in the Settler's head, who falls down dead).
Vikings! We've taken the wall! Onwards! Pillage! Burn! But certainly don't rape!

Saturday, June 10, 2023

The Giving Tree


Tree: "I am sorry, I wish I could give you something, but I have nothing left."
Man: "I don't need very much now. Just a place to sit and rest." *falls asleep/dies*
Tree: "Finally. Time to give back"
*Night time with tree roots around skeleton and new growth from trunk*
*strangetrek*

Related:

CMV:The Giving Tree is a story with horrible morals. : changemyview

"I am currently having this discussion with my wife. Both of us had the book read to us as children and my wife now reads it to our 2 year old. I can't stand this book. I believe it to be the personification of entitlement. For those unfamiliar, a tree (most likely signifying parents) provides a boy with anything he needs until he takes everything the tree can give leaving only the stump. The boy is absent when he doesn't want things and openly complains about what the tree offers. There is no thanks given by the boy at anytime and no acknowledgement that he is damaging the tree beyond repair.

I get the notions of self sacrifice that go into being a parent. I understand that I would probably do the same to make sure my own child lived a happy life. But I don't want to encourage this notion of desecration without though for stewardship or appreciation for the gifts being given."

Friday, June 18, 2021

"Don’t let your dreams become memes."

Daniel Mok:


"When I grow up I want to be Masked Rider!"
*Masked Food Panda motorcycle rider*


"When I grow up I want to be Iron Man!"
*Man ironing*


"When I grow up I want to be Astro Boy!"
*Astro technician installing satellite dish*


"When I grow up I want to be Wonder Woman!"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I always so tired? Should I quit my job? Why am I still single? Did I lock my car door???"


"When I grow up I want to be a Ninja!"
*Ninja van motorcycle rider gingerly delivering parcel across gate in the face of a dog*


"When I grow up I want to be Aquaman!"
*Cross-dresser aka Ah Gua*


"When I grow up I want to meet Transformers!"
*Electrical technician and transformer*


"When I grow up I want to be Black Widow!"
*Widow in black crying*


"When I grow up I want to be The Flash!"
*Flasher*


"When I grow up I want to be Ash!"
*Ashes in a jar*

Sunday, June 14, 2020

What happens when you question female mate selection

Since I couldn't find this on the open Internet except for keyword stuffing pages leading to porn:



Man with swastika and 88 tattoo and "I <3 sluts" t-shirt: "Hey bitch. Come suck my fat dick, now" Slim, curvy, busty woman: "Hehe ok" Black man with black pill t-shirt: "That's strange" Bearded man with pot belly and pizza t-shirt: "You're alone because you hate women" via Jan Kapuściński, who calls this:

"a brilliant comic representing problems of black men who get attacked for pointing out white women date literal nazis

anyone that disagrees is a racist"

Friday, June 12, 2020

Being judged by your skin colour


"You've never been judged by your skin color"
"Just was"


Keywords: for the color of your skin, never been judged for your race

Sunday, May 10, 2020

One of the worst webcomics ever

Dedicated to one of the worst web comics ever - Assigned Male Comics



"yeah my comics are literally just me shouting my opinions in text form, what's wrong with that?
the only reason you could possibly dislike my shitty irritating work is because
You're just against the existence of trans people."

(based on: "Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting trans kids transition. No one is too young to transition. You're just against the existence of trans people)

Other versions:

"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids drink alcohol. No one is "too young" to drink. You're just against people having fun"

"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids bear arms. No one is "too young" to own a rifle. You're just against people protecting the 2nd amendment"

"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids chop off their balls and then be unable to undo the damage when they later regret it. No one is "too young" to cause irreparable surgical damage to their own bodies without fully understanding the consequences of their actions because they're children. You're just against people who think you should be able to change your genitalia like you're trying on dresses in a shop"

"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids do drugs. No one is "too young" to get high. You're just against kids losing brain cells and not being able to function properly in society when it will actually be necessary for them."

"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids run for political office. No one is "too young" to make serious decisions that affect an entire nation, and allied nations. You're just against the likely-hood of mayhem and societal... collaps...... oh, wait....."

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Young Lady vs Old Woman

I always have problems seeing the old woman in that optical illusion who is also a young lady:



Thanks to members of the Facebook group, a group where someone will explain the joke for you if you don't get it (a great group, even though people always violate the rules by locking threads and by mocking people who don't get the joke - sometimes claiming that they thought they were in the roast group), here are illustrations showing both (for those who can't see either [or maybe even both]):


Young Lady


Old Woman

Related:



Wednesday, March 04, 2020

MMOs


Japanese MMO: *Male in full armour with rusty face, woman as cute and bikini clad*
American MMO: *Male in full armour with rusty face, woman in full armour with rusty face (but with long hair)*
Japanese MMO: *Man as cute and in loincloth, woman as cute and bikini clad*


Oddly this got removed from reddit

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Scar as a Motivational Guru


"Scar help me I'm slipping"
"Self care is cutting toxic people from your life"
"WHAT"
"YOU ARE SO VALID"
"what the heck"
"Good vibes only"
"This sparks joy"

Smee Bucket: "I hate these phrases so much and for some reason I always imagine Scar saying them?"

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

The best of antifemcomics

I thought I'd posted some of these before, but apparently not and anyway I found a mirror for the complete known archive of such comics:

antifemcomics

"This gallery includes the entire known corpus of the twitter account @antifemcomics. This account was "suspended" sometime in mid-2016, no doubt for wrongthink."

Apparently there were 100 in total, but the mirror unfortunately only has 51.

4/100:



*Woman in sexy warrior garb exposing lots of skin* - "Sexist outfit"
*Feminist in lingerie holding "Slut pride" sign and with "Slut" on body* - "Feminist outfit"

11/100:



STEM Fields: "Sign up!"
Gender Studies: "Sign up!"

3 brunette women: *scratch heads*

3 brunette women: *Sign up for gender studies*
Man at STEM booth: *Scratches head*

3 redheaded women: "More *women sign* in STEM"
"Science is sexist!"
"STEM is boys club!!"

Man at STEM booth: *Shrugs shoulders*

"The gender disparity in STEM fields explained"

13/100:



Woman (possibly Anita Sarkeesian): *digs shovel into pile of shit: "Opinions"*

Woman: *flings shit over wall: "Internet"*

3 shovels: *fling shit back*

Woman: "Help! Misogyny!"

35/100:



Christian Religion centuries ago - Feminist Religion today

1. Satan - Patriarchy
2. Heresy - Misogyny
3. Possession - Internalized Misogyny
4. Original Sin - Privilege
5. Prophets - Gloria Steinem, Andrea Dworkin etc.
6. Preachers - Jessica Valenti, Anita Sarkesian (sic) etc.
7. Martyrs - Mattress Girl, Rolling Stone's Jackie
8. Apostates - Warren Farrell, Erin Pizzey etc.
9. Witchhunts - College rape hysteria
10. Proselytizing - Fem Frequency, Vag Monologues etc.
11. Religious texts - Feminine Mystique, Ms. Magazine etc.
12. Seminary school - Gender studies programs
13. Suspicious of science - Believe STEM inherently sexist
14. Delusions of persecution - Delusions of female oppression
15. Unbelievers go to hell - Unbelievers live in parents (sic) basement
16. Hostile toward criticism - Protests against anti-feminists
17. Has us vs them mentality - Has women vs men mentality
18. Believe world is 6K years old - Believe in 1 in 3 rape state, 77% wage gap
19. Missionaries spread dogma - HeForShe, Because I am a Girl etc.
20. Obsessed with sexual impropriety - Obsessed with "rape culture"

"In Feminism we trust"

42/100:

Feminist (pointing at door marked "Science fair today!"): "Science is male dominated! They'll never accept you, and you'll be harassed constantly!"

Feminist (pointing at door marked "Police Station"): "Rapists never get convicted! They'll never believe you because the system doesn't care about you!"

"How feminists help women"

48/100:

"Halloween costume sale!"

Feminist: "How come your misogynistic store has so many sexualized costumes!?" *5 women in the queue behind her with said costumes*

50/100:



What the world looks like:
Man puts up poster with woman on it, greets woman: Hey, how are you?
Skyscrapers in distance
Woman with stroller and baby
Man talking to woman on bench
Man sitting on bench using phone

What the world looks like to a feminist:
Man puts up poster with woman on it (fat shaming), greets woman: Hey, how are you? (sexual harassment)
Skyscrapers in distance (phallic symbols of patriarchy)
Woman with stroller (sell out breeder) and baby (future rapist)
Man talking (mansplaining) to woman (anorexic) on bench
Man sitting (manspreading) on bench using phone (harassing women online)

Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Patriarchy - Bikini vs Burka


"Everything covered but her eyes - what a cruel male-dominated culture!"
"Nothing covered but her eyes - what a cruel male-dominated culture!"

(via Sexism in the Harvey Weinstein Era | BU Today | Boston University)

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Dilbert 2019-04-07

Dilbert Comic Strip on 2019-04-07 | Dilbert by Scott Adams



Alice: "I don't appreciate the sarcastic text message you sent me."
Dilbert: "That wasn't sarcastic."
Alice: "Yes, it was."
Dilbert: "Wouldn't I be a better authority than you about my own intentions?"
Alice: "Only if I could trust you. But I can't trust you."
Dilbert: "Give me one good reason why you shouldn't trust me."
Alice: "Because you send sarcastic text messages."
Dilbert: "Um..."
Alice: "And here comes the mansplaining."

Friday, April 05, 2019

Majority Rules

AlPantuni - Posts - "25: Meanwhile in Brunei

#alpantuni #gaymuslim #brunei #satire"


"We don't want LGBT here! Respect us, this is a *** country!"
"Yes, minorities need to follow the majority, if they refuse, then leave this country"
"But this is my country too..."

France: "We don't want women wearing the niqab! Respect us, this is a secular country!"
"This is a violation of human rights! Why is the UN silent about this?"
"U said to follow the majority didn't you?"

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Standing up for yourself

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 15, 2012 - GoComics



Moe: "Outta my way, Twinky."

Calvin: "A person can't be a doormat unless he allows himself to be one! I refuse to budge!"

Moe: *SHOVE*

Calvin: "Ack! Oof! Ugh!"

Calvin: "I've got to stop reading those dumb advice columns."

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Sleeping Beauty and Consent Culture


*Prince is poised to kiss Sleeping Beauty and break her curse*
"Wait, this wouldn't be consensual"
*Sleeping Beauty dies and rots away*
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