"When her red flags are big but her boobs are bigger *Jennifer Tilly in Bride of Chucky*"
"IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT,
LITTLE JOSÉ FORGOT
ABOUT HIS PLAYSTATION. *little boy faced with bikini-covered vagina of woman in pool*"
"I'm at a funeral and I didn't even know
the guy. But I felt sorry for the widow I
hugged her 4 times already. *Pretty woman with no bra*"
