"I am pro choice!"
"Can I choose to smoke?"
"No, it's not good for you."
"Can I choose a large soda?"
"No, it's not good for you."
"Can I choose to own a gun?"
"No, it's not safe for kids."
"Can I choose an incandescent light bulb?"
"No, it's not good for the planet."
"Can I choose low-cost coal?"
"No, it's not good for the planet."
"Can I choose to honor God?"
"No, it's offensive."
"So what can I choose?"
"An abortion."
Keywords: gay marriage, Linus and Lucy from Charlie Brown
