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Friday, September 06, 2002

Some very belated commentary on Gabriel's posts a while back about tracking:

"Making gay friends in johor" - easier than you might think, considering its proximity to Singapore's degenerate gay culture. Have already mentioned earlier a quote on "lipstick lesbianism"; anecdotal evidence suggests lesbianism of a mildly asexual quality tends to be more prevalent in girls' schools than gaiety is in guys' schools. Not that the latter doesn't exist; but it seems to me that MGS and SJC girls(as a stereotypical example) seem to have less issues with their classmates being dykes than guys from SJI or RI do with their buddies being faggots. Not making a judgement call here; simply an observation - if anyone wants to take up the issue further, bring the knuckledusters:)

"absolutely free malaysian nude college student" - Actually, I need to stress that a considerable proportion of Malaysian college students are non-Malay - because *private* colleges do not have bumiputra quotas. In government tertiary institutions like MARA, University of Malaya, UKM, yes, there is a disproportion towards the sons of the soil(even though Chinese are not non-existent there); but the more commercial minded ones like Taylor's, Tuanku Ja'afar (the Eton of Malaysian aristocracy; it has its own fucking golf course and bowling alley on the campus) are signifcantly Chinese. All the more so because these latter offer twinning programmes with decent mid-tier universities; some of us have to go for education on a budget. Our scholarship caste is not as richly developed as Singapore's is. *insert /irony tags* In addition, contemporary Malay college students are surprisingly easy to get out of their tudungs; if some of those minas at Backroom or Atmosphere are any indication....

"malaysian female singers free nude pictures" - Good God. Look up Anita Sarawak if anyone wants to be totally nauseated by this prospect. And the (sic) Malaysian Religious Police are known as muftis:) And don't diss Dikir Barat; it is a noble and enriching activity requiring much skill and practice - after all I was in SJI's much-maligned Dikir Barat troupe:)

"ah lians neoprint" - NEOPRINTS!!! THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL IN PHOTOGRAPHIC FORM!!!!!!!!! *fulminates* NEOPRINTS ARE ONE OF THE IMPENDING SIGNS OF THE COMING APOCALYPSE, THE DEMISE OF SOCIETY, THE INCREASING MORAL DEGENERACY OF TODAY'S YOUTH, AND ARE SO VILE, UBIQUITOUS, AND UTTERLY EVIL THAT DANTE WOULD HAVE COMPOSED A NEW CIRCLE IN HELL FOR ANYONE WHO EVER TAKES ONE OF THEM. (I hate neoprints). What *is* the "lian" look though? Anyone care to characterise?

"uruk-hai,sex with women" - Uruk-hai were formed out of mutant elf experimentation. I'm sure this person was looking for research into some genetics paper or hybridisation experiment. Get your mind out of the gutter, Gabriel.

"balderdash" - Most of these were mine, Gabriel. I was looking for a particular entry. Nevermind.

"rgs blog", "'rgs' nude singapore - Relationships with RGS girls are essentially cultivating relationships with dysfunctional, angsty, sado-masochistic emotional drug addicts with flashes of whimsical humour, startling intellect, and the occasional moment of unsurpassed stupidity. *candid opinion* They would actually make good Wiccans, derivatives traders, suffragette activists, Bohemian cafe proprietors, or Satanic priestesses (this is *praise* coming from me, in absolute sincerity), if they weren't so bogged down with social expectations and scholarship chasing. Note to Gabriel: given that 99.9% of the female readership on this blog are from the classic RGS mold, I am moving in accordance with Operation "Whip Up Controversy For Balderdash" Phase 3. But seriously speaking, I have nothing against RGS girls; despite having had dysfunctional relationships with a few of them:)

I don't know why Shu Qi is so popular either, but I guess some people like the Cheena-slut motif she represents. (segue to the late lamented Canto club in Marina South for living, breathing specimens).

Incidentally, who are all these weird blogs I see in the referral lists?

"Hentai games sentimental shooting" - hm - a Sailor Moon FPS? (it exists - feel the horror. they have FPS-es for *everything* these days) But gore codes for a Pokemon-meets-Doom-2-and-BFG mod; I can live with that:)

"pm goh 2002 national day rally on poverty in malay" - Ah, a keen student of sociology has descended upon our sinkhole of racism and prejudice. Being a Malaysian, however, I have *far* more justification for racial vilification, I assure you. Racial politics is *fun*, as long as it doesn't get in the way of friendships. (Two weeks ago, when fetching a couple of my colleagues for lunch, one of them, a Malay, said, "A Malay being driven by a Chinese - now *that's* a change:) Still, am I the only one who wonders why Malay maths passing rates are dropping, *despite* Mendaki having more charitable contributions *per capita* for Malay education (admittedly, taking into account merely government subsidies point of view; private contributions and guilds are what put Chinese organisations over the top).

"safe gallows vest" - the eternal bondage fetish strikes again.

"sun yanzi japanese flag" - hm.. the traitorous bitch.

"neverwinter sex nude hentai" - This is an interesting patch which I'd like to see - nothing like a naked female dual-kama wielding monk with glowing blue eyes (Lvl 20 feat- Perfection of Self) getting down and dirty with some tentacle rape. (Do raping tentacles have THAC0 bonuses? Oh wait, that's 2nd Ed D&D.)

"meaning of antiscian" - amazing, one of my daily words! *beams with pride* It means to be on opposite sides of the planet, if anyone's interested:)

"light fading inkjet dye reaction mechanism" - hmm.. better off trying epson.com or canon.com, methinks. Although I have to confess, since I entered working life, I've grown rather proficient in the intricacies of photocopy and laser printer maintenance - and if anyone thinks wrestling with a fucking hot laser toner while trying to dislodge some vital paperjammed document from the innards of an ancient HP printer is fun, I'm going to scrotally infuse them bigtime!

"japanese technogeek term" - ah, an amalgam of the interests that constitute our blog's bread and butter

"Eleison heart & mixture" - No comment

"zhao wei nude sex pictures" - now *she's* better looking than shu qi

Final quote. "I regret not going to a Catholic girl's school. That means I'll never have any sexual stories beginning with; "and then she unzipped her jumper""

Final observation: Another disturbing thing about working life; having to call people two or three times my age by their first name. Utterly unaccustomed to it (except for some experience of calling Australian uni lecturers by their first name). I have colleagues who have *children* my age. Yet another disturbing thing; being called by my surname instead of my given name. All my life, that's what people have called my father; and now it's being directed at me. It engenders a certain cliched Gabriel Garcia Marquez kind of "rite of passage" disjoint.


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