I'm always amused and overjoyed when the angmohs in my apartment block in singapore speak english with a Purrr-fect singaporean accent. Most of them have spent a lot of their lives here

The average singaporean (non-malay) wouldn't even know what "sembahyang" is. But everyone knows babi- or maybe it's just because of the frequency of its usage by the associated ethnic group as an insult.

Chenyi suggested doing 500 crunches a day. (gape)

SCGS was renovated/moved (?) after *associate* left, so the scgs you're referring to may be a different one.

* * wank shed has a "You know you're watching a malay drama when..." that is very funny and very accurate 'ccording to jer fuu.

Bear in mind the same person gave her age as 55 when her class asked her two years ago. As crystal put it, "Once you get to a certain age you don't age anymore".

Doing research on dietary intake, overweight and obesity, energy balance brought to mind these lyrics. Yes it's corny- but corn lacks tryptophan and lyseine.

"Be Prepared", The Lion King
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!