I hate ircz speakz.

The IRCz Speakz Hall of Infamy:

tomolo
skool
hiakz
wot
tokking
noe
lidat
kewl

Honourary mentions:

fer
sho
larz
shrugz
hafta
foto
liao
yu


My brother in law wants to get into blogging. He told me about this page - True Porn Clerk Stories.

Poking around, I found a hilarious review of some odd Jap flick called "La Blue Girl". This guy is hilarious - I take my hats off him (sic). I wish I could write so well.

Another funny review by him. That's enough gratuitous close proximity linking for one post, now.

" It has now become my life-long goal to inform as many people as possible about hentai. There are only so many things in this world that can truly make someone laugh so hard that they pass a kidney through their nasal cavity and I firmly believe hentai is one of those things. When I was introduced to hentai by my friend while he was on an acid induced hallucinatory trip I had one of those rare epiphanies in life. On that day I learned that it was possible to have all the good parts of anime like plots that make no sense and animation that looked as if it was produced by a head of cabbage, plus you could have all that and add to it copious amounts of sex and demon rape and suddenly there was a sort of utopia here on Earth. I had found something special that filled that gaping whole in my heart that had been their since I found out that Santa wasn't real and tried to stab the mall Santa to death with a G.I. Joe.

So when I started this site one of my biggest things I wanted to accomplish was to show that hentai is one of mankind's truly great things that can make even the most hardened of people grab their stomach and projectile vomit across the room. So far I think I've done a pretty good job of showing people this but I will not rest until I finish ramming it down everyone's throat, or until I am heavily sedated and dragged down the street and thrown into a garbage disposal by some fat mob boss. Why would a fat mob boss do this to me? I don't know, I just always wanted to work a fat mob boss into one of my articles."