Meme - "Girls: Why don't boys get our signs
Their signs:
DON'T PULL / PUSH ONLY
DON'T PUSH / PULL ONLY"
Meme - "Husband got shocked while reading his wife's school report card "Very obedient & soft spoken student""
@GotPickup?™ Gary PUA 👊😎 The game strategist on X - "Girl wants older = preference
Guy wants younger = creepy/immature
Girl doesn't want shorty = preference
Guy doesn't want fatty = shallow/ahole
Girl wants dominant = preference
Guy wants submissive = misogyny
Girl sets boundary = empowering
Guy sets boundary= controlling" / X
Damn patriarchy!
Meme - Riley Read-O... @HotForMoot" "Guys I've figured it out. Women catch feels after sleeping with a guy. Most women have a friendzoned guy who would die for them, who treats them better than anyone, who lives to serve them, but they're not interested in him at all. The solution is to sleep with that guy 2 times. Even tho it gives you the ick, do it just a few times so you can catch feels. Then you'll have feelings for a man that will treat you like a queen for the rest of both your lives"
Street survey reveals S'porean men more likely to pick Wi-Fi over their wives - "In a Kiss92 street survey conducted by The Big Show radio duo Glenn Ong and The Flying Dutchman (FD), it appears that the majority of Singaporean men would indeed give up their wives for Wi-Fi access... Another participant picked Wi-Fi because a wife is “more expensive”. Oh dear... “I would definitely pick Wi-Fi over my wife, because at least the internet never nags at me,” says Mr Yeo with a wry smile."
Meme - "Alcoholic test: If you noticed the wine first you have a serious drinking problem."
Meet the new generation of gold-diggers who manipulate dating app algorithms to bag a rich man - "On a typical weekend evening, you'll find PR manager Amy Green, 27, and her glamorous girlfriends dressed up to the nines and ensconced in a bar in one of the swankiest areas of London. But after ordering expensive cocktails, the first thing they do isn't catch up with one another — they each turn to their glowing phone screens and busy themselves resetting the 'geolocation' on the myriad dating apps they all have installed. This makes it look, to any prospective 'matches' on the app, as if the women live in this very luxurious neighbourhood — and increases their chance of being partnered with a man who does, too... 'Yes, there were the usual struggling actors or hipsters, but among the other guys we swiped through were also creative rich types who were looking for matches. I spent most of my 20s paying for everything on dates, and it got boring. 'So when my friend told me to download Hinge, a different app, saying 'the boys are very generous on there', I tried it — and was amazed to find she was right.'... The proof can be found in the many single women who openly brag about doing the same on social media... Fed up with dating their cash-strapped male peers and going halves on dates, these women don't see anything questionable in their behaviour... Amy's dream man is the 'posh' comedian Jack Whitehall. So how does she, a working-class girl from Bournemouth, Dorset, go about finding a wealthy mate? 'I tweaked my profile so I'd appeal to these kinds of guys. I uploaded classier pictures, including one of me in a well-known bar on the Greek island of Mykonos... 'As for tricks to attracting these guys? I've put that I'm into hiking. In real life, I don't mind going for a walk with friends but I've never set foot on a trail path, let alone a mountain — I prefer nice restaurants and bars. 'I've also said on my profile that I'm into reformer Pilates. It's a rich-girl gym class on complicated, expensive bits of machinery. Let's gloss over the fact that in reality I can't touch my toes... 'After all, I know I'm ready to settle down and why not with a man who can take care of me? Another guy I've been seeing is super nice. He's in property management and lives in Kensington. I joke to friends that I have to be careful not to let my posh accent slip.'... Ella (who has asked we don't use her real name), 27, says she's proof this bold strategy can work. The executive assistant, from Birmingham, says: 'I started changing the settings on my phone when I was in New York for a weekend five years ago. I was astounded by the quality of men contacting me. They redefined my understanding of being 'wealthy'. I got taken to a private members' club for dinner and drinks — the cocktail bill alone must have run into hundreds of pounds. 'When I got home, I did a bit of a life appraisal. I'm from a loving but ordinary background and I craved the trappings of wealth I'd seen. Why shouldn't I? My family have always joked I have a penchant for the high life, despite growing up in a three-bed semi. Suddenly, my eyes were opened to how I could actually live this life. 'I started a careful 'rich girl' transformation. I'd buy designer outfits discounted online, had my hair highlighted caramel colours instead of tacky bottle-blonde, and began posting pictures of myself in discreetly wealthy locations. I'd change the location on my app to wealthy areas of London such as Knightsbridge and Notting Hill. 'Before long, I was dating a trio of guys on rotation. One was a banker working crazy hours in the City. Another was a media lawyer and the third worked in PR. 'Over a year, I went skiing in Canada, holidayed on a yacht in Ibiza and spent weekends in Norfolk at my lawyer boyfriend's second home — all for free. 'I'm now in a committed three-year relationship with the lawyer, and was thrilled when he proposed last month. 'He knows about my humble background and is unfailingly polite when he visits my family home... As for his family, they think I'm a breath of fresh air, which I suspect is code for 'pushy' and 'not one of us'... 'But it really is all thanks to the wonders of technology — and my determination to track down and target a rich husband. If that makes me a gold-digger, I'm not bothered . . . I can't understand why more women don't do it.' Like Ella, civil servant Gemma Hall, 27, has studied the men she hopes to attract. 'Richer men tend to be quite active,' she says. 'They enjoy the great outdoors and you have to go along with that, really. 'But you'd never get me out of bed for wild swimming or that other posh weekend obsession: the park run. I also find wealthier men behave more like gentlemen. They wouldn't dream of leaving you to make your own way home.' Gemma says it's a given that she will be picked up before each date in a Mercedes or BMW. The venues are usually upmarket restaurants where a meal can run into hundreds of pounds — and, of course, she has never once offered, or been asked, to foot the bill... She has taken things one step further by using 'Tinder targeting' to cover her costs when she goes on holiday. 'I was going on holiday last summer to the South of France. I changed my location to St Tropez, and was staggered at the guys who popped up. 'Apart from my flight ticket, I didn't pay for a thing while I was there. It helps that I speak French. I got taken out to dinner every evening by a few different men on rotation."
Meme - "Gjorja 20
I teach special Ed so you know I have patience and I don't mind being spit on"
“It was such a truly kind act”: Kristen Stewart is Forever Grateful to Jodie Foster for Defending Her Cheating on Robert Pattinson - "Jodie Foster stated that she is still upset by the uproar and spotlight Stewart’s personal life got. “The whole thing was just stupid. When you’re in your 20s, you do all sorts of stupid sh*t. I felt for her. I wish for her that she had the space and the privacy to be able to explore herself so that she could be a full human being.”"
If you criticise a woman cheating, this is misogyny
Meme - "Him feeling insecure cause he came fast, but you know you got that GrippyBox 3000 and he should be proud for lasting as long as he did:"
Derek Ramsay shares a piece of advice for married men - "Pro marriage tip: always have your wife as the background of your phone. This way, if you're having a hard day, you can just look at the picture and tell yourself, 'If I can handle her, then I can handle anything"
Meme - "Hello baby. Are you interested in sugar daddy"
"I have diabetes. Sorry."
Meme - "Kim Kardashian in the late and early 2000s"
She actually looked better then
Meme - "Rich people always try to hide their wealth ,but cant *Kat Dennings, Hayley Atwell*
Poor people only show off but have nothing *Amber Heard, Gal Gadot*"
Meme - Fella Thuh Bad Guy @Shadaya_Knight_: "Men don't leave good women. The problem is that all women think they're good. To this very day, have you ever dated a woman who actually said she was the problem in her last relationship. They're always victims!!!"
Meme - The Last Greet Arrakian Dynasty (in Texas) @cruelsardauler: "Single men, if this actually happens this summer this is going to be the single biggest "cute white girls throwing themselves into serious relationships" moment in your lifetime. Be ready"
"EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelee plan to get engaged this summer: sources"
Meme - "What they think We want *Erin Moriarty after buccal fat removal*
What we Actually want *Erin Moriarty before buccal fat removal*"
Claressa Shields says she could beat top male boxers - "If it was at all possible, it appears that Claressa Shield’s undisputed title unification has taken her confidence through the stratosphere. In a conversation with TMZ, Shields calls for a fight against Cecilia Braekhus before going on a short rant about how she can put the beats on some of her top male counterparts. “I spar with men,” Shields said. “And, I mean, I drop men. I bust men nose, I beat men up all the time. “If I was to say which is the guy, I think I could beat — I think I could beat up Keith Thurman. I really do. I think I could beat up Keith Thurman, even though they’re like ‘oh, he beat Shawn Porter.’ I think I can beat Shawn Porter too, you know, skill-wise and just strength-wise. I think they may be stronger than me but their boxing ability isn’t like mine.” Then Shields took it up a couple of weight classes... “GGG, he’s older now, but I could give GGG a run for his money.”"
Claressa Shields dropped by male boxer: 'GWOAT' responds to leaked video - "Undefeated female boxing champion Claressa "GWOAT" Shields went viral this week over a five-year-old video of her getting knocked out by male boxer Arturs Ahmetovs and she is loving all the attention"
Who Is Arturs Ahmetovs, the Latvian Boxer Who Went Viral for Knocking Down Claressa Shields? All You Need to Know About His Background, Boxing Record and Others - "His professional record stands at 6 wins (2 KOs) against one defeat (TKO). And his knockout-to-win rate was 33.33%."
Meme - "I got rear ended like 2 months ago. I got my car into a shop and the person that hit me's insurance direct deposited me $1700. I thought it was just for me like for funsies so I spent it ALLLL. Nails. Hair. Lashes. I went all out on myself. Today I went to pick up my car and the repair place tells me that $1700 was to pay them... I am broke. What do?"
Kiersten Hailey
Meme - Daddy's Girl: "People shouldnt be judged for their body count"
Daddy's Girl: "SHUT UP I BET YOU GET NO PUSSY AT ALL. YOU WOULD BE BEGGING TO GET WITH ME IF I GAVE YOU A CHANCE!""
Meme - "I regret not making my marriage work and now my ex husband is happily remarried
When I was in my early 30s I divorced my husband. We didn't have any major issues. Our relationship was just challenged after having kids. I was a SAHM and I expected him to do more of the housework and childcare when he worked full time. He did help me when I asked but I started to ask more of him and I burnt him out. I use to have him wrapped around my finger and I used that as an advantage to get what I want. He eventually got tired of it. I started threatening to divorce him and he said he knew the baby was just stressing us out and he will like to make it work but when I was 30 I thought I was a great catch because I'm still very beautiful for my age and I lost my mom bod so I thought I could do better than him so I left him, I got our house in the divorce and we share joint custody of our Son. Fast forward now I'm 41 and still single and my ex husband is 41 and got remarried to a 31 year old woman who is incredibly beautiful. They had their daughter 3 years ago. He bought a new house, my son loves going to his dads to spend time with his other family and I'm not gonna lie it makes me jealous. She has it all. She took my husband, she took my kid, she took my life that was once all mine and all I have is the house we created our family in... and now I live in an empty house. I'm 41, I gained 20 pounds, I've got wrinkles, and I'm alone and miserable. I've had short term relationships after the divorce but they never worked out. Men just don't want an old woman like me with a child and I've noticed that men with kids just have a better time dating with kids than we do and I hate it!"
Meme - "When men see women stretching *Yoga positions with man having sex with the woman in them*"
Meme - "Girls: "I'm big boned."
Me: "So you mean to tell me that your skeleton look like this?""
Meme - "My boyfriend was in a horrid mood so i bought him chick fil a, some beer, let him touch my boobs and now he's good as new. That's all it takes ladies"
Meme - "A woman's intuition is never wrong."
"Way too many single mothers for this to be true"
Meme - "When she's not responding to your "hey gorgeous" DMs, so you move to Plan B. *soldier dropping eggplant (dick pic [grenade])"
Meme - "So, he upgrades my life. I didn't ask him to, he was in love. Moved me to a nice neighbourhood, furnished my house lavishly, bought me an Audi Q5, I started wearing weaves and he'd sponsor holidays for me and the girls. Granted, he's rich. But I didn't ask for these things. He did it all on his own. But after 3 years, we drifted apart. We didn't fight or anything, none of us caught the other cheating or anything, we just drifted apart. We then decided to break up and remain friends. We'd occasionally meet after that and we even attended events together. But after the year ended and it was time to renew the car insurance, he didn't respond to my messages. He used to pay my rent in quarterly payments. When the rent was due, he ignored my calls. In short, I was on my own. The issue is... I never asked to be in this situation. My social circle changed, life changed, my social standing changed and everyone around me is telling me to sell the car or household items and move back to where I used to live. This is like abuse. Why should I have to suffer because a rich man loved me? I have a business, I sell shoes and bags... but I don't make enough to pay my bills, Can I sue him? Do I have grounds? I need advise."
Meme - "I thought this guy would always want me and now he's moving on
There's a guy I work with and he's always made it obvious that he's interested in me, he's drunk texted me and told.me he loves me, he asked me out on dates, and he's even gone as far as borderline sexual harassment. I've always done my best to just put space between us and establish boundaries and it's never crossed a line where I've felt I really needed to go to HR but it's got very close. I recently found out he's got a girlfriend now. They've only been together for about a month but she's pretty, she's very well educated, apparently she has him completely whipped, and he talks about her like she's the greatest thing to ever happen to him and I am not interested in this guy at all but I'm feeling kind of upset about it. He was always so into me, he's always showered me with compliments, and now he's in a relationship with some other girl and he's happy? I know it's shitty of me but I always assumed he would always just be pining after me."
New study: Intelligence and Group Differences in Preference for Breasts over Buttocks - "We sought to throw some light on the mystery of human male sexuality preferences for female body features, specifically breasts and butts. Unlike humans, most animals do not have permanently enlarged breasts... In essence, evolutionary considerations posit that men should dislike breasts, and yet they like them. And some like them more than others. I have already been involved in some survey research on this topic, which resulted in a study coauthored with the ever-productive Ed Dutton: Gentle-men prefer faces: Intelligence, life history strategy, and sexual preference for attractive faces over attractive breasts, buttocks, and legs... there is quite a strong correlation indicating that countries more interested, collectively, in breasts have higher intelligence. We also confirmed the African vs. non-African split in the data. True to stereotypes, Africans were much more interested in butts than breasts relative to other humans. This mirrors our findings from the sex worker survey study"
Who Is Happiest? Married Mothers and Fathers, Per the Latest General Social Survey - "The 2022 edition of the General Social Survey (GSS)—the nation’s preeminent social barometer—reveals that marriage and family are strongly associated with happiness. The GSS shows that a combination of marriage and parenthood is linked to the biggest happiness dividends for women. Among married women with children between the ages of 18 and 55, 40% reported they are “very happy,” compared to 25% of married childless women, and just 22% of unmarried childless women... In earlier surveys, we found that women who were married with children were generally the happiest and the least lonely. But what about men? Is the link between happiness, marriage, and parenthood similar for men? Indeed, the 2022 General Social Survey indicates that marriage is also linked to greater happiness for men ages 18-55. And here again, married fathers are happiest... These results parallel other recent research from the University of Chicago indicating that for both men and women, marriage is “the most important differentiator” of who is happy in America. Meanwhile, falling marriage rates are a chief reason why happiness has declined nationally, according to that same study. The research found an astounding 30-percentage-point happiness gap between married and unmarried Americans."
So many people keep pushing the line that single women are happier than married women, but they keep linking rubbish sources (e.g.) that don't even provide evidence supporting the claim (just stating it in the headline but with no support in the article). The power of misandry!
Meme - leche mami @Eloquenttee: "Normalize STD testing before/after every new partner"
@TeachWMrBrown: "This will become prohibitively expensive for those like me whose sexuality doesn't permit us to have only one partner at a time."
"Maybe we need to normalize STDs is that such a revolutionary idea?"
Trần Tiến Thực | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Wiki - "Trần Tiến Thực was a contestant on Ai Là Triệu Phú, who was known as Thanh Niên Chuẩn 2013 (Perfect Youth in 2013) and won ₫30,000,000 after walking away on his 12th question... This was a question that marked him as one of the most impressive contestants in the show's history as he trust the male contestant and he said: "In crucial moments, I have less trust in women". This also the reason of the title "Thanh niên chuẩn 2013" ("Perfect youth 2013") was given by the netizen. As the result, the only male audience that he chose won ₫600,000"
Who wants to be a Millionaire Vietnam - YouTube
Kyle Mau on X - "The 3 most critical things you should look for in a woman: 1. Stable moods 2. Low partner count 3. A good relationship with her father Almost anything else can be worked with or trained. These 3 are non-negotiable."
Meme - Yusef M.: "Enough with BS, when Andrew Tate says "Men should work hard enough to pay for their women and mother so that they don't have to look for work". Nobody pays attention to those.."
Jennifer Skeie: "Ha. Oldest trick in the book. Financial control under the guise of love and generosity. Women don't need or want this anymore. Be entirely dependent on another person....just to.. avoid having to go to work?@ It's laughable that men still think this a goal that so many women are chasing."
Candace Ewell: "Sure because it's not designed to isolate them?! The same way he was arrested for not letting his "employees" leave? Controls their money, takes their passport? There I fixed it for youl!!!"
You can never win, since the left begs the question
Lala Kent will use sperm donor for next baby after Randall Emmett split - "Lala Kent is swearing off men — but not motherhood. The Vanderpump Rules star revealed she’ll only use a sperm donor for her next baby"
Weird. I thought no one chooses to be a single mother
Meme - "Bitches be doing this to themselves and wonder why men can’t make them orgasm. that pussy dead *black woman using jackhammer on genitals*"
Meme - "When people say, "She's a pro, but she can give you the 'GF' experience." What does that mean?"
"Drive her around, carry her fucking bag, buy her things, pay for her dinner and send her home. That's the GF experience for many suckers."
Meme - "If I sold my used yoga pants would you guys buy them?
16% Yes
84% No
20,980 votes
oh wow ok. My sweat smells like roses but whatever *crying*"
.mops @dotmops: "why buy used when you can buy them new, faster and cheaper from @amazon"
"it was a joke dude"
"Nobody seems 2 be able 2 take ajoke in the gaming communuty if its by a woman with a large chest. Fucking incels"
When a woman does a spectacular self-own and you point that out, you're an incel
Meme - *Lemonade stand and topless woman with hair covering breasts*
LEMONADE: $3
I SPIT THE LEMONADE ON TO YOUR FACE: $5
I SPIT THE LEMONADE ON TO YOUR DICK: $8
I POUT THE LEMONADE OVER MY TITS: $10"
Meme - *Michelle Obama*
"Ladies, what's stopping you from having a back like this?"
Mindy Robinson @iheartmi: "...a Y chromosome."
Meme - "I'm toxic and messy, but it's FUN
Shaylea Brown
Kmanii Sanchez: "Women cheat on accident. Men cheat to hurt us"
David Schell: "The original meme was the other way around. And as stupid as it sounds, it made sense that way. I know... I know... There is no such thing as "Cheating on accident".... but what the actual OP meant, is that men (who do cheat), will do so in the heat of the moment in the pursuit of pleasure. In the event that the girl talks bad about his spouse, he will typically snap on her. A woman (I'd say "who cheats", but we all know that would be a very redundant statement), will go out of her way to emasculate, humiliate, disrespect and discard her man in the most sadistic and perverse ways imaginable (in accordance with their almost inevitable psychopathological mind sets). They do this to justify the dirty deed, by convincing themselves that it is an "act of vengeance", as that seems more socially acceptable in their minds than the concept of being a walking sperm depository with legs."
