A story in three parts.
The third was an ifunny reject so I didn't try with the others.
Clarence the 5th: Filled with Dividen... @valuepunk "My daughter turned 18 today and I helped her launch her first OnlyFans profile. She is skipping college to focus on being a founder and entrepreneur. I am a very proud father.
This is my daughter @abellamariposa
Woah these photos of my daughter are *fire x3* *eggplant x3*"
(he's been banned, presumably for "harassment")
Abella Mariposa @abellamariposa: "Fuck this guy for telling people he’s my father & starting a riot"
"You will become a local hero after this... you will be famous soon. Praying you get a ton of new subscribers and then you buy me a $250 steak dinner"
Abella Mariposa @abellamariposa: "Now I can’t call me BF daddy when he fucks me 😑 twitter ruins everything"
Frenly Brian @FrenlyBrian: "Maybe you should repair your relationship with your actual father instead rather than seeking validation from horny men to fill the void?"