"...The only catch was I had to be Obi Wan, because she always had a thing for Ewan McGregor.
"Of course!" I said, and got to work putting together the sexiest Obi Wan costume I could. I even managed to find Glow in the Dark condoms so I could impress her with my "lightsaber".
The night finally came. Dressed in my Jedi robe I slowly opened the bedroom door. The room was dark. I could only barely make out my wife's pale naked body, posed sensually on the bed.
I slowly remove my robe, revealing the faint blue glow of my 'lightsaber'
'Hello there,' I say, in my best sexy Obi Wan accent
'General Kenobi,' she replied, as four other 'Lightsabers' appeared behind her"
