China... Always Ang Mohs' choice
"If you steal me you'll be disappointed, I am just a dummy!"
'Certificate of award for the fine concoction skill' - from the people who brought us 'Certificate of award for the fine culinary skill'. I'm not sure that a drinks stall deserves such acclaim.
Impressive vegetarian selection at Mad Jack, but unfortunate naming of their Beef Burger
Cystral Pineapples from Malaysia
NUSS: symbolised by a manticore
"No Illegal Workers" at Kallang Pudding. Duh.
There's no translation for this meat at Botan. Guess what it is?
(Blue) Pikachu ripoff
"Jaesson ♥ Gabriel"
Aww.
"Joy to the world. I found a white boy!"
"Singapore's Largest Brain Development Programme for children aged 3 months to 5 years old" sounds freaky.
Oxygenated water - more snake oil
Proace. You know they're a bad idea because they only sponsor Malaysian badminton organisations.
Raffles Hall: "No Bathing for Outsider. Fine: S$50" (maybe they had to specify the currency or people would think it was in Yuan or Rupees.
"Steamed Soups" - the idea of steaming soups is quite bizarre.
Travel safely by distracting thieves!
"Trendy Astrology & Geomancy Consultant"
Presumably Polar fruit juice drink gives you a bad fashion sense, with this ladybird skirt
"Am a vegan and green. Save the world"
The deaf and mute guy who was travelling the world on a motorcycle. His English site hasn't been updated since 2005, so...
Racist (hurr hurr) QuickBites ad
This change of menu prices at the same place puzzled me - apparently some prices *do* go down.
Mass Osim
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